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SimeonOTC:
Lol..Edo..

Okay... I'm guessing from Auchi in Edo state?

Ugandatales:
Okay... I'm guessing from Auchi in Edo state?

Usen to be precise.

SimeonOTC:
Usen to be precise.

One of my closest friends is from there, and the character i see in his family is what I see in your family as you described. Keep it up.

Ugandatales:
Wow! That's interesting. I'd love to be your friend if you don't mind. I've always been eager to know how the mind of a multilinguist works... especially one that speaks more than 3 languages. Do you some times want to speak a certain language and speak another instead...what language is your inner dialogue in?

Lol.
Yes .I mistakenly speak a different language to people sometimes and I'll remember and be like" no vex,I don forget say you no dey hear Yoruba or igbo" etc .
Inner dialogue is Pidgin English na .

If I'm talking to my dad or siblings when in public ,we use different languages so people end up not understanding all our conversations .

mariahAngel:
Umu aka highway!

Lol...... o ya nu...

NewDelhi:
How many times will I tell you people, get your own apartment and stop squatting with people even if he's a family member. For the first few weeks/months, they'll be kind and nice but It's only a matter of time before they start getting tired of you and thinking of ways to send you parking.

So f***ing true

Dwayne22:
I heard my younger brother promising his girlfriend that he won't mind killing his whole family because of her.. Na so I use cutlass pursue the two of them comot for our house

Lmao . That your younger brother deserves better beating. I am sure it's the different sex styles the babe is giving him that is knocking his brain like that

AdeOri99:
No b only US.
as i am presently, havn't tasted no food since morning, that is to show you how i am suffering presently.

but i am still in my early 20s, full of hope and working towards achieving my dream.

Some people are just bitter and intollerant, i can't begin to explain how much i suffered in the hand of this woman.
She literally killed me.

I sent you a PM

AdeOri99:
No b only US.
as i am presently, havn't tasted no food since morning, that is to show you how i am suffering presently.

but i am still in my early 20s, full of hope and working towards achieving my dream.

Some people are just bitter and intollerant, i can't begin to explain how much i suffered in the hand of this woman.
She literally killed me.

For how long did you live with her?

Michelle55:
Is this for real or should I continue buying data from my bank?

Dat guy na 419 oooo

I remembered when some married women in my church started discussing me in a shop of one of the church members that shares window with a place I squat. They were like I’m not sure this guy graduated from school cox why is he still jobless or at least get a teaching job. Why will be be squatting with someone not related to his mum who is only managing. I allowed them finish my talk then I walked into the shop & bought soft drinks & whispered inside again to watch movies as I no dey send person. 9ice don finish d song that year make anybody talk Wetin dem feel like with their mouth. Today the jobless guy don move on & even if dem no see me physically dem dey see the hand on my mum & siblings as we sabi Wetin we dey do & the sacrifices we had to make to defer enjoyment all paid out today

Pofgrace:
send aza

God bless you big ups man

Karleb:
Oga biochemist, you job would come.

Industrial Chemistry

mariahAngel:
Ehyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Not funny

NEXT PLS

Skyfornia:
If only lalasticlala will come and tell his own story.

One time I had a visitor, she slept over and by midnight I saw her going through my things, she thought I was sleeping. She took my gold chain and hid inside her bag, I just kept quiet.

By morning when she was planning to leave, as soon as she entered the bathroom to freshen up, I opened her bag and took my chain back..

Cause of that I didn't bother to give her tfare, lied to her that I'll transfer some money to her..

She didn't bother much bout the tfare cause in her mind she already have the gold chain


I don't know how she must have felt after discovering the chain is no longer in her bag...she never called me again and I never bothered too

Man I respect the way you handled it.

Barbiturate:
Industrial Chemistry

Wow! I remember we did something about Barbiturate in 400L, Plant biochemistry if I can recall. I used to love industrial chemistry as a jambite but I thank the seven heavens I didn't study it.

mkpurumma090:
How could she do such?

Greediness I guess..

joyousever:
Lol .... you're the real definition of Maradona..

Lols...she got served

Oyerinde16:
My cousin knells down to greet me and acts all happy n jovial, I have assisted her severally, a friend of her visited me and placed a call to her, after d gist, her friend asked my cousin, how far about ur brother... Omo what my cousin said about me shocked me myself, this is someone I spent over #250k on d month b4. I now know no matter what u do for humans, u are just doing it, they will snitch on u at the slightest opportunity... I will shock her life the next time we meet, she will start her good evening bro *** acting jovial all over, but I will henceforth snub her and she will never get a kobo from me... If she n her family die, I care less... In 10yrs God sparing our life's I will yell her, her offence...

nawa o Me wey dey look for just 5k.
Sha humans are really wicked.

skillz111:
Man I respect the way you handled it.

Always be a step ahead of your foe..

DMerciful:
Has the dream come to pass?

Not yet, but although, it's tough, i have a defined purpose, and i believe to be on track.

hosemujica:
I sent you a PM

Replied already

Fgwa:
Just this morning while in a vehicle to work, a female passenger entered around Dutse Abuja to Berger, she was busy discussing with her friend on phone using language how a man took her out and was unable to last long. She talk on how immediately she open her laps, the idiot throw out sperms and started sleeping, but the most important thing is, he paid well.
I was just laughing in my mind and I did not let her know I heard her till I dropped because I was ashamed.

Why shame dey catch you?

Na your sister or na your Toto Dem no fuq well?

michaelpop50:
For how long did you live with her?

9 years, but those year na war, it takes some special grace for me to be able to complete my secondary education with them.

FreelanceRebel:
At 7yrs, I follow my elder sis to a neighbor's wedding in another town. The neighbor's son who happened to host us in his room is a terrible guy.

As an innocent mindless little boy, I saw and heard terrible thing in the dark. 23years later I still see that guy who is now a man as bad person.

I think bed wet that day because am afraid to stand up in the middle of the furnication

How do you see your sister, if you see that guy as a bad man

AdeOri99:
9 years, but those year na war, it takes some special grace for me to be able to complete my secondary education with them.

Jesus. 9 years is such a long time oh.

AdeOri99:
right?
Replied already

Yeah please edit my name out.

FreelanceRebel:
At 7yrs, I follow my elder sis to a neighbor's wedding in another town. The neighbor's son who happened to host us in his room is a terrible guy.

As an innocent mindless little boy, I saw and heard terrible thing in the dark. 23years later I still see that guy who is now a man as bad person.

I think bed wet that day because am afraid to stand up in the middle of the furnication

what did you see, spill it and it will never haunt you again.

hosemujica:
Yeah please edit my name out.

ok sir, thank you You should also modify the quoted

poshestmina:
Lol.
Yes .I mistakenly speak a different language to people sometimes and I'll remember and be like" no vex,I don forget say you no dey hear Yoruba or igbo" etc .
Inner dialogue is Pidgin English na .

If I'm talking to my dad or siblings when in public ,we use different languages so people end up not understanding all our conversations .

Interesting

So, what tribe are you?

hosemujica:
Yeah please edit my name out.

Ok sir, thank you very much