pyyxxaro:


The guy go de here de read ur comments de cry

God go judge u oh
U just break full man heart , to even allow am touch lap u nor gree
U go wicked pass buhari

God know whatsup na

drlucky17:


Nonsense lies and mentality …the time a girl uses in responding to your messages doesn’t mean if they are fine or ugly.

Your pocket is good then

Frales6:

I no gree na, I tell am say if he try am he no go see me again. Guy man rub me preek for yansh tire (one kind short preek wey no reach anything sef). I pity am sha but omo if I no get feelings for you, no nacking oooo. morning no even reach I don stand up begin prepare to go. he dey vex say him no nack and at the same time dey beg me make I no vex say na konji.

God!

Lol! Nope...
These stories be funny though

Aabheaven:
Ok, This nearly happened with me. We bonded on 2go and talked for a long while before we decided to see. On that fateful day, we decided the time to meet should be 12pm but by 11.30pm I was at the fast food restaurant standing at one corner to observe if the lady is what I am seeing online.

By 12.30pm she called she was at the fast food (I still can't understand why ladies find it out to keep to time especially during outings this is by the way though) and I noticed while we were communicating she was not the exact image of what I saw online infact I nearly japa but as I just decided well make I just treat her nice after all she took out her time for us to see.

We barely talked for one hour and I noticed the morale wasn't there to go along, I just interrupted her and told her I need to be someone as at that time. I paid for our meals and we bade goodbyes.

But how can a lady look good in pictures and bad in person, can someone explain? Let's make it fun, share your experiences.

The lady you “talked [to] for a long while” and supposedly “bonded” with did NOT change…
The only thing that changed was your idea of her looks - you ignored the book and fixated on the cover.
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Hangulsaram:
Lol! But….

But what?

Ishilove:

You make sense. That's my point from my earlier posts. There is something that attracted you in the first place. If it isn't the person's looks, then those qualities should be explored further when you two finally meet even if the person is not as physically attractive as you would have preferred

Awwwn thanks. I’ve heard one or two things about you Ma

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SmellySperm:
2go era

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed

You're a bastard

nonny93:

You are a very matured lady,I like ur way of reasoning

Thank you

biggy26:

So you are planning to get married?

Haaaa

Marriage biti bawo?

Angelinastto:

Awwwn thanks. I’ve heard one or two things about you Ma

Now it is my turn to say "awww shucks"

Michelle55:

You can't please them all, just do you and leave the rest for your maker. This sons of Pharoah shouldn't be given any chance at all, I like their wailing part, e dey sweet me walahi

Abi. Leave them to learn the hard way. They must have sense by force

Sunisonflex39:
l




Learn how to make $1 every fifteen minutes.. If you have a trust wallet app.. Check my signature.. You will thank me latter

Is it airdrops

Frales6:

you just dey imagine wetin no go fit happen.

I swear I dey fear you

Hahaha

tasalanoni:

Bros Pass the control give me. I no go dull at all

.
Yes honest you may manage her oo cause I forgot to add that when I asked us to go to any eatery of her choice she suggested sheraton hotels at that point I was still thinking I was the person going to pay so I said no then I said chicken republic she agreed. I was then walking towards the road to get a cab while giving her a social distance but she said she drove down and was walking towards the car park. While I stood watching her she walked towards a Mercedes Benz ml brand new jeep. Honestly I have never entered such a car before neither do I know any one with such car in my immediate, extended and social contacts. To cut a long story short she told me her parents have oil well in niger delta blah blah blah. Looks like she lives in Europe from her pix I still see on Facebook. I Dont know why God gave her that height.

udede:
I'm meeting one today by 3pm. I hope i like her.
Today na today.

Shey u like her?

SmellySperm:
2go era

There was a day I japa but she was sharp to notice I was the one,she screamed my name and i increased my speed

I dey imagine a befitting meme for this scenario

had that experience as a new graduate from uniport.
Was looking for love after my girl the love of my life Ejovi got married .

Spoke to this girl for over 3months ,decided to meet at Ughelii.

Guess what i saw when she appeared . An extreme Albino. i couldnt bring myself to tell her to go away .
we dated for one week with my mum and friends giving me strange looks...

Villiagers were thinking this na oyingbo .

when light goes off. she was my light in darkness.
wherever she is today... God bless her

All of you guys quoting "Frales6" and asking silly questions are the reason girls are shy to share their experiences.....
Has anyone never invited any date from Nairaland
My experience,I always chop before letting her go,na next time no go happen.

pocohantas:


Hahahaha. I dey wait update. Pray make she no kill you throway your body. Uyai come o.

no she is a sweet girl..is just that her cheeks are getting so fat . Duno who is feeding her yoghurt.

Frales6:

I no gree na, I tell am say if he try am he no go see me again. Guy man rub me preek for yansh tire (one kind short preek wey no reach anything sef). I pity am sha but omo if I no get feelings for you, no nacking oooo. morning no even reach I don stand up begin prepare to go. he dey vex say him no nack and at the same time dey beg me make I no vex say na konji.

Funny geh. I like you already. Laugh wan tear my belle.

danietohbadt:


Haaaa

Marriage biti bawo?

Loool.

Yeah

BigSarah:
Yeah, spotted the yahoo boy signature footwear... And I japa-ed

Which one is yahoo boy signature footwear again, abeg educate me

Nonexisting:
And you still kept her pictures since then? By the way she is short but she has breasts and good ass though which is a good thing.

the first one get chef chi stature, big breast and big hands, con short join

All dis guys,una no try at all

God go save una

jephthal:


Shey u like her?

yes she is not too flashy but very smart and intelligent

ChEkWaSIyKe:
Smile

I remember this lady I saw on fcbk years ago
We keep on chatting, call each other on phone. So we decide to meet each other one faithful day, I told her were to meet me.

My brother immediately I saw this girl, I took off. I was somewhere close to the agreed venue watching her. She was not my type of girls. So she keep calling till she got tired and left. I was dissapointed. What I saw of fcbk is different from the girl physical.

so u are a guy,, just asking

SimplyFacts:


I dey imagine a befitting meme for this scenario

Eryyy92:
:
You're a bastard

Frales6:
mine was on Facebook ooo, we bonded as well. in fact we have started calling ourselves sweetie and honie, only for us to meet.....choooiiii....he escaped imbbecile... (God forgive me ooo). I don't know what the shape of his head, his body, his mouth, his legs look like... aahhh! I tire!!! I just managed to smile while gisting but no be me dey there aswear. and the funny part...I was to sleep over at his place bcox I was coming from a very far distance. he started introducing me to his friends around, that I'm his wife....they were hailing him...I shame tire. fast forward to night...guy man no gree me sleep, say him wan nack....omo I provoke bcoz already I dey vex

You didn't finish it. We want the full story

obinna58:
You didn't finish it. We want the full story

that one go be story for another day