Morientez:
the one wey pain me most be say at times she go dey lap me with her course mates wey be gals.. imagine how much go comot for guy man pocket,but the idiot no dey appreciate am..

Too bad. Learn this early, never let a woman or anyone for that matter pressure you beyond what you plan to spend. If she brings her friends to date with you without your consent, let know she or her friends will foot the extra bill. I hate rubish and cant be desperate over a woman in this life. I hate drama.

SmellySperm:
Changed my name from bae to oga solo

She should have changed it to smelly speem or what do you think

Acesexcell:
like say you no enjoy am??

snarkynehne:
I tried but it could't work... Ah! that guy can do! if he start licking plate ehn, it will be like my soul wants to leave my body, i will start speaking in toungues and goosebumps will full my body... Na so i reason am oh, i prefer glorious passing to pleasure passing. Na so i japa oh

like say you no enjoy am??

guy, you be pure cruise. Aswear

PhavesGideon:
Tooth paste is now #500, but dis babe still dey apply am cover the whole tooth brush and even put extra for hand say na twice she dey brush, ah ah. Not once not twice oo, everytime wey she come. for dis hash economy nai u dey do like diz?? She said she can't suffer in her father's house and suffer in my house too"..

Now, is not as if I can't afford a tooth paste oo.. but her constant reactions to things like this (not just the paste) the make me feel say she no go fit cope with her future husband when things are not rossy.. nothing dey enough for her.. Omo I need japka o..


And the 2nd babe wey I wan 'X' na pure

Anytime I call this girl, she's always on another call. Me no fit cope jareeh

My close friend bang her when I wasn't in town for almost 2 years so I can't cope with olosho

She has never say NO to SEX b4.
Infact she is an addict!!

SmellySperm:
Changed my name from bae to oga solo

nokspos:
I cooked rice and stew for her by myself coz i didn't want to stress her, i served her while she was pressing phone on the bed. after a few minutes , small portion of the rice and stew fell between the bed and the bed foam. i pretended like i didn't see it and she just let it slide. its not even the side of the bed that is close to the wall.

So what hppnd?

tayewomi:
when she infect me with gonorrhea,and i saw the signs on her vjay,but man wan taste raw kpomo. never will i do that again.though i knack am second time with rubber after telling her to treat herself,i discovered she didn't treat herself during the second knack,cause i saw the signs again na so i jakpa oooo,chaiii i took injection three days 4 crime wey i no know..

Baba what are the signs. How do you know she has it. How does it look like

ME: Babe dey look down on me at every given time no matter how much effort I put.
Anyway babe Don get her Back in English Studies and guy never get ND for Computer Science so babe dey always feel like say she dey on top the world.
Lastlast when she break the Jinx na when she start to dey disrespect my own mama.
Now she be EX.

tayewomi:
when she infect me with gonorrhea,and i saw the signs on her vjay,but man wan taste raw kpomo. never will i do that again.though i knack am second time with rubber after telling her to treat herself,i discovered she didn't treat herself during the second knack,cause i saw the signs again na so i jakpa oooo,chaiii i took injection three days 4 crime wey i no know..

Which crime you no know
Shebi na you wey won do kini
Anyways,how's the bumbum you used to take the injection

I hope it is not paining you again

Her line was mostly busy with calls. Always posting different guys on her WhatsApp status. Started dressing and posing seductively on WhatsApp status like hook up girls. By then,I knew it was already over

Babe was constantly asking me to do husband's duty,pay house rent, school fees,her hair,cream,soap,etc.the ones I always do she's never grateful.meanwhile we were dating for over a year and I stay in another state, finally came back to my state to spend time with the love of my life only for this babe to refuse visiting me for 6months.naim I jakpa o,u can not be using my head. Always using uncle as excuse when ever I asked her to visit me.

mrkings84:
She has never say NO to SEX b4.
Infact she is an addict!!

Nothing bad in this, if she's only fnvking you.

nokspos:
I cooked rice and stew for her by myself coz i didn't want to stress her, i served her while she was pressing phone on the bed. after a few minutes , small portion of the rice and stew fell between the bed and the bed foam. i pretended like i didn't see it and she just let it slide. its not even the side of the bed that is close to the wall.

I don't blame her, but u!
Was she sick? Was she pregnant?
Why would u cook & still be the one to serve her? What message were u trying pass across to her? Since na u cook, at least u for let her dish the food. Often times we men are the ones responsible for women disrespectful & lazy attitude!

SmellySperm:
Changed my name from bae to oga solo

[quote author=SmellySperm post=105610918]Changed my name from bae to oga solo[/ quote]

foleskay:
The moment she told me I would be d one washing my clothes by myself that she has a soft hands that can't wash men's clothes
She even said I'd also be the one to be cooking the moment shes pregnant. She was damn serious about it.
I just had to ghost her gradually until I moved on from her.

Very lazy girl. 31 yr old for that matter

She was all over me even for outside she is ready for romance and the likes and me na shy type plus the fact that her jealousy na aggressive type A, no rival I can't stand that. I have to explain myself everytime why and how a female colleagues or friends is not my lover to her.

Tenshades:
When I saw pictures and names of two guys she sent to her mum for assessment on whatsapp.

Her mama say make she do background check on them wella.

Same woman wey know say her daughter dey date me.

I let d woman know say I don see the stunt she dey pull.

Weerey deny am with fake story.

They are both past tense now.

Them no sabi say you na OG

tayewomi:
when she infect me with gonorrhea,and i saw the signs on her vjay,but man wan taste raw kpomo. never will i do that again.though i knack am second time with rubber after telling her to treat herself,i discovered she didn't treat herself during the second knack,cause i saw the signs again na so i jakpa oooo,chaiii i took injection three days 4 crime wey i no know..

What signs did u see on her vjay?

If she had treated herself,would u still be dating now?

I told the fool that I'm going to spend the weekend on my parents house,the babe went and hangout with another man,I called her she didn't pick...when she got home and saw my missed call,she called and was saying since I wasn't around that she went to chop the guys money,she was drunk then she went ahead and say...if na short time or full-time girlfriend that I want her to be that I should say so.

Brethren...na me give myself redcard. I no dey pick her call again,I no dey even reply her message on Whatsapp,left her on read.

Pls someone should help me 2 spell fall straight...as in dis country is "fall straighting me"

When she said "Had she not came to my place and meet me living this comfortable, she wouldn't have continued" ,that was despite confessing loving me the more due to "other" loving qualities she saw in me .

That's after 2 weeks of me flying her from PH to my house in Lagos .

That's when I cancelled it out in my mind anything patterning to marriage , we just fuckmates

sammybest889:
Pls someone should help me 2 spell fall straight...as in dis country is "fall straighting me"

You must be hungry.

the guy talks too much like sex like food and had no job but can brag and lie.

Saig:

Baba what are the signs. How do you know she has it. How does it look like

Co-ask

Fiscus105:



Excuse 1 makes me remember Jumoke, number one EBINA in Nigeria territory, she eats everything eatable just to drain man money. I fear that girl will be single mother last last if not pure single.

Haha.. I know one Jumoke like this o.
Hope it's not same Jumoke sha?!

Came to read lies..

fourboys:
She started asking for more money

u suppose no loud am na

Penboy:


Haha.. I know one Jumoke like this o.
Hope it's not same Jumoke sha?!

The jumoke im talking about, if i call her to come and meet me by 9pm, if she comes, she must complain of hunger, she must drink 2 Origin, she must take pepper soup (cat fish) etc


Apart from me, she hardly has 4 mouth continuously relationship.