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iamyemiakins:
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Na so

Singleone461:
Erected nipple

And clit...

Getdabag:
what sight makes ur nipple erect

same thing that cause your d to get erect .

AmazingELixir:


My woman told me how one man nearly pierced her skirt out of lust...one of those crazy rush hours in Lagos when workers were struggling to catch rides to convey them to work..after waiting for close to 30mins no vehicle and the traffic jam was crazy that day...and the crowd was steadily building up, a bike just came from nowhere and she was lucky enough to hop in ...ordinarily she rides alone but due to the crowd she just allowed a responsible looking man that had already jumped in to ride alongside...Omo how can after about 3 mins on commencement of the journey she started feeling a hard thrust from behind, she had to adjust forward toward the rider to create some space inbetween, within a short while the guy has consumed the space and this time the thrust was with vigour and any bump on the road the man seizes the opportunity to thrust forward,..at some point the rider oblivious of what was happening was almost on his fuel tank because of my baby's constant adjustment...got to a point she couldn't take it anymore she beckoned on the rider to stop the bike ..the rider was confused because they were still far away from their destination...she raised her voice before the rider decided to stop the bike....Oya nau, Oga wey dey back seat come down make madam drop nau...for where mr man refuse to come down oo..the rider was like " Oga come down nau make she drop" for where the man refused asking they continue the journey my poor baby girl and the okada rider had to shout at him before the man sluggishly alighted...Omo she said what greeted their sight scared not only her but the okada rider...the man's Instruments was as turgid and erect as julius Berger pillar with semen soiling his trousers.

Madam screamed and ran away to join another bike and the rider was in utter shock...she said the rider engaged the randy man on verbal attacks..people started gathering and she zoomed off with her new bike man with a vow never to board a bike with anyone else not even her fellow woman.

The undeniable truth is that some men lack control when it comes to women, some by mere sighting of a female they get erection, while some have taken it to extreme of rape and abuse even to minors...some when even standing on a cue behind the opposite sex gives them erection. Such men are victims of their own lust with total lack of self control. It's TRUE men are moved by sight but some are so wired that what they see triggers wide imagination which cuts off self control and sets in intense sexual urges.

wat cause it is porn.the remedy to it is if a guy at young age has female friends DT are open to gist sex area it helps u to see sexuality frm a woman eye because d entertainment industry esp hip hop as seterotype a woman bdy so bad DT most guy think DT way

Omoluabiii:
lol
i responded back with my arm nah, my arm wey don dey suffer from the breast since,
i reciprocate the move with my arm, and it was cool by her.
Then, i remove my arm, put it round her on her shoulder, like we re friend.
It was cool by her,
my hand on her started to perform miracle from the other twins, she didnt repel.
At that point, we both were having good time, till we highlight.

*Alight* till we alight.

Thus got the whole Biafra in trouble

tobechi20:
Ever had an erection in church ?

only few can relate... worst of all

realestate99:
yes!!!
Enugu
State ( Awgu Camp)
During our 3 weeks orientation camp in Enugu State, the unthinkable happened, maybe because of my girlfriend's absence, maybe the devil wanted to use me temporarily or my (koboko) was just reacting to stimuli. My koboko was erect like a concrete statue.

one of these early morning nysc session around 4am, the officials were addressing us, it was all these long boring speeches that has become a ritual every morning, most corp members were already tired, some girls were tired standing, so they were leaning on some guys back.

Unfortunately, one evil girl was at my back, before I could say jack , she has already booked her space on my back, I was not really comfortable with her action but I did not want to cause unnecessary rancour.

This girl has a very big breast, the sensation of those melons coupled with the cold weather was too much of a temptation for my "koboko" , I tried all my best to resist the urge but my koboko took another route, it was rising on per second billing, unfortunately for me, I was wearing one of those big shorts Nysc gave us, it was like all forces combined together to disgrace me that day.

it was still dark, so people have not really noticed what was going on, this evil girl did not even bulge, she has turned my back to a place of resting and relaxation, then I went into prayer mood, lord!! please release this girl from my back, this is pure disgarce starring at your son.

I have already lost hope around past 5am , the weather was getting clearer, I had to use my two hands to cover it, but my God works in a miraculous way, suddenly, the girl stretched and was about to change position on my back, just like James Bond, I quickly turned and find a seat @ a nearby tree, the girl was shocked but I do not owe her any explanation, It took almost 20 minutes for my " koboko " to return to default settings.

lol
You're a good story teller sha

God1000:
But the difference is that no one will ever notice female erection in the public, male reproductive organ is outside and more noticeable

this is true. only women know when they are on this.

Yes, twice.

MrMacinterchi1:
*Alight* till we alight.

thanks brotherly

Omoluabiii:
thanks brotherly

you will live long

realestate99:
yes!!!
Enugu
State ( Awgu Camp)
During our 3 weeks orientation camp in Enugu State, the unthinkable happened, maybe because of my girlfriend's absence, maybe the devil wanted to use me temporarily or my (koboko) was just reacting to stimuli. My koboko was erect like a concrete statue.

one of these early morning nysc session around 4am, the officials were addressing us, it was all these long boring speeches that has become a ritual every morning, most corp members were already tired, some girls were tired standing, so they were leaning on some guys back.

Unfortunately, one evil girl was at my back, before I could say jack , she has already booked her space on my back, I was not really comfortable with her action but I did not want to cause unnecessary rancour.

This girl has a very big breast, the sensation of those melons coupled with the cold weather was too much of a temptation for my "koboko" , I tried all my best to resist the urge but my koboko took another route, it was rising on per second billing, unfortunately for me, I was wearing one of those big shorts Nysc gave us, it was like all forces combined together to disgrace me that day.

it was still dark, so people have not really noticed what was going on, this evil girl did not even bulge, she has turned my back to a place of resting and relaxation, then I went into prayer mood, lord!! please release this girl from my back, this is pure disgarce starring at your son.

I have already lost hope around past 5am , the weather was getting clearer, I had to use my two hands to cover it, but my God works in a miraculous way, suddenly, the girl stretched and was about to change position on my back, just like James Bond, I quickly turned and find a seat @ a nearby tree, the girl was shocked but I do not owe her any explanation, It took almost 20 minutes for my " koboko " to return to default settings.

Badman! What year was this in Enugu?

I had orientation in the same camp in 2015.

AmazingELixir:


My woman told me how one man nearly pierced her skirt out of lust...one of those crazy rush hours in Lagos when workers were struggling to catch rides to convey them to work..after waiting for close to 30mins no vehicle and the traffic jam was crazy that day...and the crowd was steadily building up, a bike just came from nowhere and she was lucky enough to hop in ...ordinarily she rides alone but due to the crowd she just allowed a responsible looking man that had already jumped in to ride alongside...Omo how can after about 3 mins on commencement of the journey she started feeling a hard thrust from behind, she had to adjust forward toward the rider to create some space inbetween, within a short while the guy has consumed the space and this time the thrust was with vigour and any bump on the road the man seizes the opportunity to thrust forward,..at some point the rider oblivious of what was happening was almost on his fuel tank because of my baby's constant adjustment...got to a point she couldn't take it anymore she beckoned on the rider to stop the bike ..the rider was confused because they were still far away from their destination...she raised her voice before the rider decided to stop the bike....Oya nau, Oga wey dey back seat come down make madam drop nau...for where mr man refuse to come down oo..the rider was like " Oga come down nau make she drop" for where the man refused asking they continue the journey my poor baby girl and the okada rider had to shout at him before the man sluggishly alighted...Omo she said what greeted their sight scared not only her but the okada rider...the man's Instruments was as turgid and erect as julius Berger pillar with semen soiling his trousers.

Madam screamed and ran away to join another bike and the rider was in utter shock...she said the rider engaged the randy man on verbal attacks..people started gathering and she zoomed off with her new bike man with a vow never to board a bike with anyone else not even her fellow woman.

The undeniable truth is that some men lack control when it comes to women, some by mere sighting of a female they get erection, while some have taken it to extreme of rape and abuse even to minors...some when even standing on a cue behind the opposite sex gives them erection. Such men are victims of their own lust with total lack of self control. It's TRUE men are moved by sight but some are so wired that what they see triggers wide imagination which cuts off self control and sets in intense sexual urges.

MMMH?


GOOD TO HEAR THE TRUTH " WAYS MEN BEHAVE

God1000:
But the difference is that no one will ever notice female erection in the public, male reproductive organ is outside and more noticeable

Yes.Unless she doesn't wear bra,that is when you will see the nipples of the breast pointing at you.Because ordinarily without standing nipples,the breast is POINTLESS.

Xenry:
The picture below made me to ask this question .
Having a stubborn erection isn't funny though.

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"Cops beat up teen after bank teller mistakes his erection for a pistol"

It's interesting to look at for we ladies, if it's small, I can puke. But if it's big, gosh, I cover my eyes with the blood of Jesus, not to get wet immediately.

Please, don't come for me, I'm working today.

BlackPantherxXx:
Learn to read and comprehend.

I read comprehensively maybe you're deficient in concise writing skill......if in your mind what you meant is different from what you wrote.

Baba o.
Na 2 find way bend down oo na'im be d best solution

ORLAHOLUWA:
E dey happen to me if I dey play rough play with ladies the one wey nearly put me in disgrace na d one wey I dey follow d girl dey talk for main road she cum dey use those emotional words and calm voice dey follow dey talk and I was sighting her yellow paw paw breast inside her bra naso big John arise and I was wearing a short naso I use style bend dey use style dey scratch my foot to let baba soft back

kazyhm:
I read comprehensively maybe you're deficient in concise writing skill......if in your mind what you meant is different from what you wrote.

No. You're just plain daft.

Give the phone to someone intelligent.

BlackPantherxXx:
No. You're just plain daft.

Give the phone to someone intelligent.

What are you saying ?

Read what you wrote again, do you think you deserve the attention I am giving to you ?

kazyhm:
What are you saying ?

Read what you wrote again, do you think you deserve the attention I am giving to you ?

I dont need your attention. Dullards dont interest me.

Get an education... Read the post and reply intelligently

Read all the comments here and mehn I must say I'm really entertained by the comments.. I don laf tire, Nairaland helps me fight depression, all I have to do is come here and read funny and nasty things and I forget I ever had a problem...


For me, it disgraced me once, the one I remember was when a girl in my neighborhood, a self acclaimed bestie of mine, came to visit one evening, and in her playful nature she started to beat me on some parts of my body until I decided to return the playful slaps too, which resulted in a pillow fight ( we were actually on my bed and God knows I had no canal intentions prior) she climbed on top of me in the spirit of the pillow fight and started to hit me with one of my pillows. I swear I wasn't thinking straight anymore at this point, she was literally sitting on my groin, to cap it all, she was putting on a leggings, the kind that accentuated their cameltoes. I almost died, I could feel tiny droplets of semen , I had to pretend to be concentrating on the fight but God knows I was long gone.. deeek was wood hard and worst thing was I was putting on a jersey short.. I wondered how come she didn't notice the bulge, or maybe she did but didn't want to embarrass me...

It's not about being a pervert, at least I never bargained for it but the rush of blood that caused the erection was heavenly

BlackPantherxXx:
I dont need your attention. Dullards dont interest me.

Get an education... Read the post and reply intelligently

Lol. Intelligent boy well done.

foleskay:
Guys who usually board campus shuttle will definitely been familiar with many erection. From girls using thr beewst to rub ur arms to others using their feet to make contacts with urs. ...

Back then in eksu,that was how I boarded a bus from iworoko to fajuyi,seated beside me was a dark slim babe,initially I noticed her eye contact on me,I guessed it was normal,then later she started using her head to lean on me I was like wtf As we almost got to yemkem,this babe started rubbing her breast on me for real.at DAT point,my boner had reach d climax,we were at d last corner of d back seat,so I bagan to grope her in return. I used hand to rub her under as well..then I got her contact..I had to alight before her..so as I got down I quickly use hand to pocket so as to hold on tight to d dick..and i found my way out of d busy park. Sch life was mad then. She later came back for proper dicking,nd d dicking is still continuing till now sef

EKSU girls and FUOYE girls na almost same sha....

First time i entered EKSU, I experienced this...
Even in a banking hall....
I fear those girls.

Omoluabiii:
You guys dey disgrace me o.
Whats there to have a sudden erection in public?
Dont be shy about it.
Flunt it, ladies like it.
My experience was in a bus,the lady sat beside me, her boobs was just rubbing my right arm too frequently, and the journey was a far journey.
As the bus was moving, the tension begin to build, Mr legend begin to rise, i didnt do anything, i just keep my cool, it rose to angle 90 then she noticed it, i kept my cool, at that point, she began to look at it, i kept my cool, meanwhile the breast rub my arm the gbola dey ginger more.
It was a funny one. I removed my eye as if i didnt know what was happening.
Before you know, everyone in the bus don dey sleep.
Na so some nice smootches happen oo.

This feels exactly as my own experience....
My second time going to Ore from Ekiti...
Thank God I didn't get to collect her number...

I'd have been a dead meat.

Mine happened this year, rain started falling inside school, so we student choked ourselves inside a shade we were much and overcrowded in the place, so some guys were using opportunity to touch some ladies one of the lady noticed and adjusted to my spot directly in front of me and suddenly the crowd
Started pushing she leaned her body on me and her big ass was lean on my john Thomas my Jt picked up instantly to the sweet sensitivity she noticed as my jt grew bigger and she drew more closer, i was enjoying her comfort there this lady went crazy by using style to bend down when the crowd was pushing and gently coming up to my dick every now and then my thomas was almost bursting through my trousers, she kept doing it, and i was enjoying her moves just me and her knew what we were doing, if the crowd pushed me away she would quickly adjust and meet me or i adjust and meet her, for several minutes before the rain stopped as soon as the rain stoped babe left she only gave a soft smile that meant chase me but my olumba would disgrace me if i had stepped out to follow her, she wanted me to come for her contact with the soft smile she gave me but my olumba was yet to recover from her sweet sensation i didnt even know her... Name

Omoluabiii:
lol
i responded back with my arm nah, my arm wey don dey suffer from the breast since,
i reciprocate the move with my arm, and it was cool by her.
Then, i remove my arm, put it round her on her shoulder, like we re friend.
It was cool by her,
my hand on her started to perform miracle from the other twins, she didnt repel.
At that point, we both were having good time, till we highlight.

Omowunmi u are,
Not omoluabi

As long s it's registration, anytime I hear form a straight line,trust me I'm looking for a lady's back. I avoid guys ,but I love tight crowd. God blessed me one of those days,I got a meaty ass right infront of me. Auditorium days,early momo 9am things.

funny one

Drella:
Yes.Unless she doesn't wear bra,that is when you will see the nipples of the breast pointing at you.Because ordinarily without standing nipples,the breast is POINTLESS.

Wow, this is revealing. Without you telling me this today, I will see such as normal in women.

But it appears women have more self control and restrain than men in this case.
erection control in men can be very difficult, I've experienced it before and it wasn't easy, thank God I raised my leg up and the lady didn't notice

God1000:
Wow, this is revealing. Without you telling me this today, I will see such as normal in women.

But it appears women have more self control and restrain than men in this case.
erection control in men can be very difficult, I've experienced it before and it wasn't easy, thank God I raised my leg up and the lady didn't notice

Ladies have more self control.
They can be dying to have sex with you and if you touch them,they will still resist your touch.
Funny creatures

sorepco:
They dont. They get wet i guess!

They do actually. If you know you know.