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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 7:43am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Born2winKingOG:Wey you SHIFT!! 1 Like
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 7:44am On Nov 27, 2021 |
dodoatirice:talk true na...men quote me for that thread asking for updates. but base on time nor too dey hand... hahahaha. when you fantasise about driving and drinking orange juice, your eyes go open to reality to beg for gofundme just to feed... this time around. no bad blood, I go join people when go send you. oya paste aza |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 7:46am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Athemisia: urhobo college na effurun, uvwie. use your brain!. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Athemisia: 7:48am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Born2winKingOG:Na me go tell you... From Warri Southwest to Uvwie LGA. Na you be school!!! Because Schools no dey Warri Southwest and Warri South. 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 8:02am On Nov 27, 2021 |
dodoatrice mumu boy, paste your aza for gofundme support for we.. make we send you something to survive! we dey wait you for the update ritualist when dey use style beg online |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:10am On Nov 27, 2021 |
I say if you papa don fit afford car make you quote me. No be you ooo. Na your papa. gofundme, your papa don chop today?? Akeh i just take style get your time. Born2winKingOG: 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:13am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Mumu man. Na because of you your mama run leave your papa. because like falseprophet1 (this she saw) she’d seen you were a waste of nine months and probably saw you’d not amount to anything. And then your daddy was a slowpoke with his john thomas. Born2winKingOG: |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:15am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Werey wan read update, you warn learn, i go teach so you can apply some on your watery thread. Ienter your thread na so so water water full everywhere Born2winKingOG: |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 8:20am On Nov 27, 2021 |
No updates, all your watery theead no even pass one page damn! Born2winKingOG:
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 8:29am On Nov 27, 2021 |
hahahaha. this boy nw really small pickin
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 8:45am On Nov 27, 2021 |
DSC7 shey you see dodoatrice na, him don insult my mama and papa tire. you nor dey talk anything put.... trouble na him find.. you nor dey talk anything. well no lele 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 8:53am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Born2winKingOG: Abobbi be calming down........ Dodoatirice take style dey advertise ur thread.....Cos na from him I Know say u sef get tori for ground..... Abegggggg no reason the insults na part of wetin eyes dey see for street..... No vexxxx bro..... 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 9:01am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Born2winKingOG: The next day i still stayed at the hotel but didn’t leave my room, i just wanted to be indoor and coupled with the fact that i had things to work on on my pc. I stayed in till 9pm and decided to breeze into the club wing of the hotel as i had been busy indoor all day. I entered into the club, my picture still remained, the former Ball champion was in the club and probably thought i had left or something. The moment i got inside the club, hypeman just start him usual antics of hyping (hype men were that way and i can say they were part of an advertising process that the club put in place to make sales). That night, i blow money like i did before the previous night and (Sammy Wire still sat on the second spot right after my name occupied the first). This time he left the club before me because the attention was already shifting and i had more hoes in my corner now. Lest I forget, the waiter guy that served me the second day (he gave his name as Kennedy (Keno for Short) i tipped him handsomely that night because of the way he handled all my orders. The third day, this time i breezed into the club and aproached the vip section again. Sammywire had seen me come in and stood up to meet with me right before i got to the vip entrance. “My gee my gee, wetin sup na” He just stood there and shook my hands firmly and told me we could hangout together that night and even ushered me to the table where he sat with his loyalists. Ehn no bad blood, i joined them and together that night we balled money away in unison and the club became so lively but at intervals, I’d look at the table of ballers and i still sat atop it. Same night, Keno took all or orders and made them available in caskets. I asked ‘Keno’ for a particular drink brand, he appeared with it and a glass tumbler to go with. I opened the said drink and poured it into the glass, i then proceeded to take sip when the glass suddenly shattered right there in my hands spilling the drink all over my fine double denim outfit. I looked at ‘Keno’, he maintained-eye contact with me briefly and looked away. Sammy acted like he didn’t see what happened. But the girls that sat with me were trying to help me clean up the mess. I stood up and left for my room. Something wasn’t right i thought. I rang Baba immediately i was inside the privacy the room provided, spoke back and forth and i got to understand that Sammy-wire and ‘Keno’ tried to poison me apparently sammy had contracted Keno to lace my tumbler with poison.. Slow poison. I thanked Baba, dropped the call and went back into the club. Telk management Kwa? No, i could handle this on my own. I sat with Sammywire and acted like the glass breaking was a mere coincidence. ‘Keno’s’ seemed a bit relaxed because he didn’t know i knew what’s up. I kept calling him for orders and more orders and i retired again for the night. I got in the call with Baba again and told him to help me deal with the said ‘Keno’ the next morning, i was in the hotel lounge when an argument occurred, and before i knew jack and shit, there was a piercing scream and a body dropped. A costumer had asked ‘Keno’ for where the restroom was and he took it up and it went from a small “Show me where the restroom is” to breaking a bottle and stabbing an innocent person multiple times for an innocent question. Okay ‘Keno’ off you go. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Before the feds arrived, i had checked out and was on a flight to Lagos. 10 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 9:08am On Nov 27, 2021 |
DSC7: hahahaha, I nor vex bros. na dodo nor dey act like guy man at all. every thing he dey write here dey relatable according to Wetin men don' hear and see for the street. but mumu boy go root out criticism I gave to him last month... because of the views he dey get here, don dey enter him skull. to the extend he send me kuda bank statements. when boys dey cashout Edd steady |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 9:24am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Atleast na boys dey cashout edd steady no be you. Nigga shut up and read. Born2winKingOG: |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by adamsflick(m): 9:35am On Nov 27, 2021 |
dodoatirice: Kikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikikiikikii, Dodo no mind this dude. Secondly no matter what u do, critics go dey. This wan fit be all those 10mb data niggas 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 9:40am On Nov 27, 2021 |
dodoatirice:at least it better pass fake ritualist like you, when won scam men to buy lappy |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 9:47am On Nov 27, 2021 |
adamsflick: I hate doing this, but men when know me. Know my story. We don't do fraud, we nor be ritualist like dodoatirice. We stay legit. Above all we nor dey use 10mb. Or beg money to buy laptop pic's taken down 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 9:50am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Thank God for accepting the favt that you’re a broke boy from warri. ‘Atleast’ you just dey famz. And you see, with this piece I’ve been able to vlcreate an illusion in your mind and you’re taking fiction for reality. Those wey dey shoot blood money films shey dem be Ritualist? You have a mediocre mind and you dey reason like tomato paste. I know say you dey part of those wey dem dm me say make i stop the piece ode!! Born2winKingOG: 6 Likes |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 9:51am On Nov 27, 2021 |
oh you dey work for pos, Make you oga money miss quote author=Born2winKingOG post=108000925] I hate doing this, but men when know me. Know my story. We don't do fraud, we nor be ritualist like dodoatirice. We stay legit. Above all we nor dey use 10mb. Or beg money to buy laptop[/quote] |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 9:53am On Nov 27, 2021 |
pos boy, 500 naira notes wey your oga carry give you make you dey take pay withdrawals abeggii Born2winKingOG: |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 9:57am On Nov 27, 2021 |
dodoatirice: Go sexuality section make them play you my story! No much talk, smallie pic's taken down |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 9:58am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Born2winKingOG: Werey oniru!! Born to win wey dey work for pos. You just keep embarrassing yourself |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:00am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Born2winKingOG: Haha life of the gramm. You just keep contradicting yourself with your lies. |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 10:02am On Nov 27, 2021 |
dodoatirice:At least I nor dey on.live on dodo ati rice I swear to God I be pos vendor make i live this pic for hu na |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:02am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Thank God the thread is moving up numbers keepnit coming please and in order words, I hope i can finish this piece before January and then move up to the next one… 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 10:13am On Nov 27, 2021 |
all pics taken down, make i go open my pos store. I dey lose 100naira like so |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:15am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Born2winKingOG: Six months ago jesus nigggaarr you no need show me say you chop pixxa six months ago na. Oya mo foor make i show you small thing.
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:17am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Thankfull though!
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by dodoatirice: 10:18am On Nov 27, 2021 |
On God tho.
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Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by DSC7: 10:19am On Nov 27, 2021 |
Born2winKingOG: Lols Make we just relax dey enjoy the real life drama sorry fiction.... 1 Like |
Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by Born2winKingOG: 10:19am On Nov 27, 2021 |
dodoatirice: hahahaha.... bad men dey unto me with that account. I too do. feel free to feed your eyes oya blur my name.. |
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