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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by obembet(f): 11:00pm On Dec 12, 2021
Nairalanders home of lair.. so why only guys dey comment on this thread

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Hassanmaye(m): 11:00pm On Dec 12, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:

When did she become Virgin Mary grin grin
Hahahhahahaha
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Maximus85(m): 11:01pm On Dec 12, 2021
She told me she had a smart watch for long and she forgot she had it, and she just found it. A smart watch?

Truth: Side nigga just buy her smart watch. grin

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by MrMacinterchi1: 11:01pm On Dec 12, 2021
Ingocof:



Correct for where? The text message from her phone that was sent by the guy put an end to the discussion.
the guy de whine you bro lol grin

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by tollyboy5(m): 11:03pm On Dec 12, 2021
Yinkakolawole:
for ur own dictionary?
World stat

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by JovialJune(f): 11:05pm On Dec 12, 2021
This happened to someone I know

The mugu lied that his mum in U.S told him and his siblings to travel to her state so they can get familiar with her people, whereas he went to see a lady he met on this forum, for the 3 days he was there, anytime my friend wants to talk to his sister through his phone, he will lie that she's not around or other silly excuses, las las the lady he went to see was engaged and planning her wedding for early next year, when my friend found out, the way she mocked and laughed at him ehn cheesy the mumu was stammering and speechless, she broke up with him straight.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:05pm On Dec 12, 2021
tollyboy5:

World stat
i dont argue, but ask people who has the knowledge than you do.
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Snow02: 11:06pm On Dec 12, 2021
DimIsaac10:
Saved my name with next victim and claimed it was a sexy name.
LMAO

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Boyooosa(m): 11:09pm On Dec 12, 2021
She's telling me one right now....

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:10pm On Dec 12, 2021
obembet:
Nairalanders home of lair.. so why only guys dey comment on this thread
where u dey b4
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Teewhyluv(m): 11:12pm On Dec 12, 2021
She told me she was a Virgin
The first day she came visiting, we started... I never had the thought to straf her cos I believed

I just siad I should use my rod to play down there #gbam l... I met my rod freely inside the red Sea.... Las Las, she said na me just disvirgined her �

I was so speechless �
What a blantant lie.... Lied to free her self from lie... Ladies ehn �

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Dasilva12: 11:13pm On Dec 12, 2021
tillaman:
That she was a virgin but after penetration Na water we see we nor see blood, the water nor be brown ooo na white
She come dey cry say make I no leave her and all Omo ni seni mo japa ni ooo, Lolade if you dey nairaland let me hit it one more time
Hmmm,
Chop again?
As i you, you are part of those kwasu or uniilorin student

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by OneManLegion(m): 11:15pm On Dec 12, 2021
Maximus85:
She told me she had a smart watch for long and she forgot she had it, and she just found it. A smart watch?

Truth: Side nigga just buy her smart watch. grin

Person buy smart watch for babe you still dey call am side nigga?? Lool

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by luscioustrish(f): 11:16pm On Dec 12, 2021
His phone fell into the couch, that’s why it rang for 3 whole days and he couldn’t pick up.
.
I just said “okay “.
I realized arguing would be a waste of time and decided on the spot to end the relationship,

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by jaxxy(m): 11:19pm On Dec 12, 2021
JovialJune:
This happened to someone I know

The mugu lied that his mum in U.S told him and his siblings to travel to her state so they can get familiar with her people, whereas he went to see a lady he met on this forum, for the 3 days he was there, anytime my friend wants to talk to his sister through his phone, he will lie that she's not around or other silly excuses, las las the lady he went to see was engaged and planning her wedding for early next year, when my friend found out, the way she mocked and laughed at him ehn cheesy the mumu was stammering and speechless, she broke up with him straight.

Bt he didn’t cheat on her. It was a friendly visit tho he lied about it. Since nothing happened he should be forgiven.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:19pm On Dec 12, 2021
I can't stop talking to my ex because of you, it's childish. A'moye homeboy still dey collect. No grudge towards the guy na the bird brain broad I just dey SMH for, I wasn't bothered though because I been still dey collect.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by doe: 11:20pm On Dec 12, 2021
I once parked outside an Ex house when she got dropped off. Called 10mins later to ask what she is up to. She said she has been indoors and trying to change a light bulb. I drove off.
Reason for lie unknown...

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by berryPee(m): 11:20pm On Dec 12, 2021
This babe look so innocent. whenever I pay her a visit, she's either in Bro. Femi's room laughing to his jokes or they are having a chat in their compound, She kept telling me ghat he is just a nice neighbour and there's nothing going on between them until I mistakenly enter her chats with him. What I saw made me to vow NEVER to be serious with too sanctimonious girls. My people I tried to force tear out of my eyes to wash away my pain but the man in me refused to shed tears.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Maximus85(m): 11:20pm On Dec 12, 2021
OneManLegion:


Person buy smart watch for babe you still dey call am side nigga?? Lool


Haaaaa, oblaimiiii, na true ooo..... Na me be side nigga oooo cry

My God fight for me, two of dem no last.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by IJEYdiamond(f): 11:21pm On Dec 12, 2021
Covid oooooo.... is the reason for this and is d reason for that ooooo....
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by tollyboy5(m): 11:27pm On Dec 12, 2021
Yinkakolawole:
i dont argue, but ask people who has the knowledge than you do.
dont be ignorant , check world stat

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Panda7(m): 11:29pm On Dec 12, 2021
wahala people, my gf does not lie to me only my ex was the lieing, gold digging and nagging type and I could have sworn all women were her type, anyway it's not good to be in an abusive and obsessive r/ship it could damage you permanently

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by BESTScientist1: 11:29pm On Dec 12, 2021
There should be a limit to how far your folly can go na. It's sad

KillIgbohoN0W:
Told me she was pregnant with our saviour but she didn't cheat.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by MacANDIES: 11:29pm On Dec 12, 2021
2006, she was living in Port Harcourt and I was in owerri. Saw her out of the blue at wetheral road by mcc junction with a very notorious runs girl in owerri then, although they were classmates in ikenegbu girls 97-03, they weren't friends. I asked her what she was doing with that girl and why she was dressed almost naked. Her reply was, that they are going to government house for supplies.

I knew that moment it was over between us.
You dey go supply for government house dressed like an olosho.
Chidinma ntoor.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Epeegee(m): 11:30pm On Dec 12, 2021
Firstly shina cris of Achiever football club of ibadan,if you reading this E no go better for you


I and my babe lives in Lagos,nah so she she told me she want attend family meeting at ogun state,I still give her T.fare,and I also have a football match far away at ibadan,To God be the Glory naso my opponent bring babe enter dressing room,lo and behold it was my girlfriend I saw,that was the day I knew nothing is impossible in this life


After God i fear daughters of eve

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by cayorday89(m): 11:30pm On Dec 12, 2021
Direct from the horse's mouth as typed by her....



10/11/2020, 9:48 am - +234 903 197: I neva had any doubt
And God knows I neva had anyone
But the person present was a connection from my boss sister that stays abroad
So it's not my formulation
10/11/2020, 9:49 am - Kuljoe: But you should av let me know instead of pretending and deceiving me, even if it's not your formulation, it's still your decision to take and you were not forced I guess
10/11/2020, 9:50 am - +234 903 197: I neva knew until the first Saturday of last month wen they matched down to my house to ask my hand in marriage
10/11/2020, 9:50 am - +234 903 197: God knows
10/11/2020, 9:51 am - +234 903 197: U just concluded
10/11/2020, 9:51 am - +234 903 197: I and my family have not even concluded they are still waiting for my reply
10/11/2020, 9:54 am - +234 903 197: That man stays abroad
My boss sister met him and told him about me
He came to Nigeria and meet me
I told him I had someone but he keeps disturbing
10/11/2020, 9:54 am - +234 903 197: Have u seen me post him
10/11/2020, 9:54 am - +234 903 197: I can't marry someone I don't know
10/11/2020, 9:55 am - +234 903 197: I never for once loved u less
10/11/2020, 9:56 am - +234 903 197: Despite everything i went through I had faith that someday all the dreams we had will come out real
10/11/2020, 9:56 am - +234 903 197: But u saw something and concluded
10/11/2020, 9:56 am - +234 903 197: I can't marry a man I don't know
10/11/2020, 9:58 am - +234 903 197: See eh
My sister told me to play along with him, based on the fact that he is wealthy and has connections so even if I tell him am not interested he won't cut everything off
10/11/2020, 9:59 am - +234 903 197: See
If u can just know how depressed I was
10/11/2020, 9:59 am - Kuljoe: And you want me to believe this
10/11/2020, 10:00 am - +234 903 197: Am not begging you to believe me
10/11/2020, 10:00 am - +234 903 197: But God knows everyone's heart





Funny enough, the guy is based in Naija and not Abroad, she just had to lie.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by majamajic(m): 11:31pm On Dec 12, 2021
obembet:
Nairalanders home of lair.. so why only guys dey comment on this thread

In relationships women blow unbelievable lies , men code their lies that u can't find out .

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by ChaDiv: 11:31pm On Dec 12, 2021
WibusJaga:


Let me standby & see those this cap will fit...

Liar Mohd

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by younglleo: 11:32pm On Dec 12, 2021
Realstick94123:
It's a great site to reach Ghanaian audience. Ghana Nairaland
thief!! grin grin grin grin!

Refurbished nairaland

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Edyice: 11:33pm On Dec 12, 2021
doe:
I once parked outside an Ex house when she got dropped off. Called 10mins later to ask what she is up to. She said she has been indoors and trying to change a light bulb. I drove off.
Reason for lie unknown...



Oga what are you looking for at your exes places



You too want knack abi

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by majamajic(m): 11:36pm On Dec 12, 2021
luscioustrish:
His phone fell into the couch, that’s why it rang for 3 whole days and he couldn’t pick up.
.
I just said “okay “.
I realized arguing would be a waste of time and decided on the spot to end the relationship,

He even ended it before u , if u understand

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Demigod22: 11:37pm On Dec 12, 2021
If Khadija lie to you, that's when you will know that Lai Muhammad is learning. Relationship of four months, I used three months the listen to lies. Abeg make I go read Bisi Akande book to forget about Khadija.

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