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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by pelepeleb: 10:30pm On Dec 12, 2021
Why you come de say mention lai .......... Like this n na

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Chimeluv(f): 10:31pm On Dec 12, 2021
He said he doesnt smoke but i saw him smoke weed angry

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by pelepeleb: 10:32pm On Dec 12, 2021
WibusJaga:


Let me standby & see those this cap will fit...
Why you come de say mention lai.............like this un na

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by emkz: 10:32pm On Dec 12, 2021
He only fuckkked me four times.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by abiolamitodun(m): 10:40pm On Dec 12, 2021
WibusJaga:


Let me standby & see those this cap will fit...
No let the owner of this cap vex oo....

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Hawkler: 10:41pm On Dec 12, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:




..... Modified.....

Maybe she went there to break up with him physically grin grin
You are so funny like a laughing gas : N₂O

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Vinnie2000(m): 10:42pm On Dec 12, 2021
emkz:
He only fuckkked me four times.



Lolsss..
So how many times was she Fcvked by the Guy?! cheesy cheesy

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by MufasaLion: 10:44pm On Dec 12, 2021
ugodson:
[b]She told me they were having a party to end the seminar that they booked hotel for them,well I just wanted her to enjoy herself cos of work stress. I believed her (my wife o) later called that night she didn't pick and she called me back and said they were done she is missing me as a mumu I was naa. Got to know later like 3weeks later there was actually a party but there was nothing like hotel accommodation for anyone.
She believed I won't find out she spent the night with another man.hmmmmm I SWEAR IT STILL HURTS I SWEAR.

I was just a fool to even see her off in getting a taxi to the island.
FEAR PERSON WEY NO FEAR WOMAN.
Can you imagine she took my kids away from me,I have asked sent her messages let's go for a divorce dis girl hasn't said a word.

Secondly she came back late around 11pm she smelt of alcohol asked where she has been,she told me she was with a client and she drank red wine and d so called client told her it's good for d heart,married woman

Please this a true story. Please guys Fear woman never give her 100 percent trust. NEVER[/b]

You married a whöre and chronic liar.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by DimIsaac10(m): 10:44pm On Dec 12, 2021
Saved my name with next victim and claimed it was a sexy name.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Szilard: 10:45pm On Dec 12, 2021
DimIsaac10:
Saved my name with next victim and claimed it was a sexy name.

What!

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by sociadoc: 10:46pm On Dec 12, 2021
This babe went to see her ex who just landed from UK, according to her she went to see him three times, spent a night in his apartment on one occasion come dey swear say nothing happen say na friendly visit

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Tboymessiah(m): 10:49pm On Dec 12, 2021
Lordedifice1:
She told me that she hadn't seen her cousin for 10years she wants to her who was a he in Anambra State
Later found out that she was at her original boyfriend house
That lie broke my heart and that day was 1 January 2019 i welcomed the year with heart break
Juliet na so you go dy meet heart breakers everyday.

Hahaha abeg forgive her

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by ImoleNaija: 10:49pm On Dec 12, 2021
Ingocof:
She told me she was going to see her daddy(pastor) around Christmas time and that majority of her days will be spent with her daddy on a prayer mountain with her siblings not knowing she went to her ex boyfriend, so she only called when the guy is not around, unfortunately, one day I was driving in the night and I hit an okada man, after we settled the issue I decided to inform my girlfriend, lo and behold it was the guy that picked the call, the guy asked me why in am disturbing her girlfriend at that time of the night, rained so much abuse and insults on me but I kept mute, the guy went ahead and sent me sms through the girl's number without her consent, the second day the lady called and feigned ignorance of the said situation and said May be the call went to another line but when I sent the sms the guy sent to me she disappeared by herself.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by NnaNna4(m): 10:49pm On Dec 12, 2021
Mavrick2012:
Caught her entering a hotel,she vex.
Why will i be following her.
That she was only testing me,and i have failed.
Jeez
Like am a fool!!!

grin grin grin

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Tboymessiah(m): 10:49pm On Dec 12, 2021
Na so my girl friend for Akure dat year, I saw a chat between her and a suppose man she works with,
Guy.....Good morning my baby
Girl.......Love
So I ask her why is she calling her boss, Love and so on, she told me de guy collected her phone to check if it could chat on Facebook so he typed those thing and replied himself tru her phone.

After sometime de girl don born pikin for de guy now.


Run from long distance relationship. (C) 2018 NASOLIFEBE

Lessons learnt modified

After u don huzzle and stable, don't marry poor girl I repeat don't marry poor girl no matter how pitiful her story may look, don't see urself as her saviour, na only God dey help person. She needs Help not love, she will only Exchange the help for sex, not Sex for Love, she can leave u at anytime. If ur help can't sustain her anymore. Even though she don born up to 4 pikin for u, she go still comot.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Kenneth10110(m): 10:51pm On Dec 12, 2021
i didnt cheat he just put the tip of his tin. cheesy I have been single all through una experience just dey make me pity u pple.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by QueenVaji: 10:52pm On Dec 12, 2021
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by tradepunter: 10:53pm On Dec 12, 2021
Baby talk say I don't do oral.... God forbid.... It's a sin and all

Only for her to give me the best BJ cuz I obviously caught her off guard cheating...

I come dy wonder if this girl don do porn before.... Na so I jejely break up after one, but I was happy with that last stand.

Because I got a pro as a girlfriend

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by minasu190: 10:53pm On Dec 12, 2021
She said her late dad has two duplex in lekki while she and her siblings live in one room,no be juju b dat?

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by ImoleNaija: 10:54pm On Dec 12, 2021
Kenneth10110:
i didnt cheat he just put the tip of his tin. cheesy I have been single all through una experience just dey make me pity u pple.

Lol... Some girls go be like, "I'm still a virgin coz my ex only put the tip of his gbola, he didn't go in fully".

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by jaxxy(m): 10:55pm On Dec 12, 2021
I can’t remember. Lmao

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by hgnbello(m): 10:55pm On Dec 12, 2021
Was urgent situation, Called her like 5 times she didn't pick. She later pick d 6th time nd was like she was praying. I said ok. I asked her have u eaten. She was like she just finished eating. Ah, u were praying and also eating ni. She couldn't say anything. I just laughed.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Ingocof(m): 10:57pm On Dec 12, 2021
treatise:

She could be correct if she used Mtel grin


Correct for where? The text message from her phone that was sent by the guy put an end to the discussion.
Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Nobody: 10:57pm On Dec 12, 2021
Upon say men no plenty for this world women still dey cause heart break.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by tollyboy5(m): 10:57pm On Dec 12, 2021
Chimeluv:
He said he doesnt smoke but i saw him smoke weed angry

The reason guys lie about smoking is because people will read different meaning to a smoker lol

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by tollyboy5(m): 10:58pm On Dec 12, 2021
Yinkakolawole:
Upon say men no plenty for this world women still dey cause heart break.
Get your facts right, na man plenty pass

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Dannyyoung26(m): 10:58pm On Dec 12, 2021
She claim she needed space with me that no sex again that she want to move close to God, but she was twerking to bounce by rema for her status
I didn't waste time to move on undecided fear who no fear woman o

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by MrMacinterchi1: 10:59pm On Dec 12, 2021
DimIsaac10:
Saved my name with next victim and claimed it was a sexy name.
Sexy name that will die in a sexy way. Lol Lol �cheesy

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Flame77: 10:59pm On Dec 12, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:


She went into a hotel with her eldest bro (same father but different mothers) for over 3 hours and I asked what was happening? She said her bro has no electric power in his work place in Victoria Island so had to come and booked a hotel room at Ikeja and work from there. When I rejected that explanation, she said her bro came to help the hotel fix their faulting Computers. But the truth was they went there to bang. Later found out it common in the family. What a cursed family. I ran.

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Re: What's The Most Unintelligent Lie A Partner Has Ever Told You In A Relationship by Nobody: 11:00pm On Dec 12, 2021
tollyboy5:
Get your facts right, na man plenty pass
for ur own dictionary?

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