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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by Scottz: 11:24am On Feb 09, 2022
Foolish people

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by l0uie(m): 11:25am On Feb 09, 2022
First of, you don't go about buying stuff for girls these days unless she's proven otherwise. Listen my guy, this is a ball game and in oder not to lose, you've gotta play it my nigga!

I be at mama's crib who sometimes be having no bra nor panties on, and they niggas still be calling and I'm right there minding my business and not giving a Bleep.

Many a times, my hand be in some of them panties, juicing that coochie up with my fingers - and they be moaning softly whilst on the phone with their nigga.

Ain't mad about that nor feel any type of way about that. Shit happens. But look, always be the nigga that a girl cheats with not the nigga that gets cheated on..

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by olisaEze(m): 11:26am On Feb 09, 2022
This is a story of how someone went to a buffet and served imsef breakfast! grin grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by dogooder: 11:27am On Feb 09, 2022
Obeyp:
Hello guys. So my girlfriend made this post for her friend. Have warned her about her closeness with this guy she should have limit that am not comfortable. Today she posted this on his birthday.

"See who's 20 happy birthday to one of the most amazing, talented se annoying sweet, caring person I know you know good people are hard to come by right?? Imagine having laughter, peace of mind, intelligence "good accent" na that one the burst my brain see.

"You have come through for me in ways i can't imagine and even explain and your genuine love and pure intentions you have with me it's everything for me thank you loving me the way you do. and always giving me a listening ear when i need someone to talk to how you take my burdens and problems like yours is what's really amaze me and also how you treat people's emotions it's just so pure thank you dear friend happy birthday my love wishing you the best year yet full with prosperity abundant blessings happiness � happy birthday babe have a blast and you know i love youuuuuu "

If you were in my shoes how will you feel.

Modified* I went and collected the iPhone I bought for her recently. I ended the relationship she should stay with her friend he should buy her a phone let them be together. I don't want any relationship stress. Have moved on.

These days its very rare to see a girl that does not have multiple dates

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by Jennyclay(f): 11:28am On Feb 09, 2022
Another thread to insult ladies.

I don't know why nairaland moderators keep pushing irrelevant news to front page.

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by BigYash: 11:28am On Feb 09, 2022
Austeeenxx:
How many times will they tell you that the "y" in "your" girlfriend is silent?
They won't listen. But op you did well.. Let the burden bearer go buy her a phone...

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by wisdom042(m): 11:29am On Feb 09, 2022
The problem here is that most of this girls will go to their friends wall copy and paste what they wrote for their boyfriend such as birthday wishes without editing or even read through to digest the content of what they're about to copy. Booom they just copy and paste it like dat. OP you think say na everybody wey dey speak English sabi digest English Language? grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by RoyalBoutique(m): 11:29am On Feb 09, 2022
Never knew real men like you still existed.

Kudos for making us proud.

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by Nonexisting: 11:30am On Feb 09, 2022
You did the right thing comrade, I'm proud of you. No time to waste time, that's how real men roll.

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by kamez(m): 11:30am On Feb 09, 2022
I don't have any advice to give u, I don't give relationship advice...

But this same thing happened to me last year..in my own case, I drove down to her office, told her to meet me outside in my car for a surprise.. she came out, I collected the iPhone 11pro max that I bought for her, opened the booth of my car, brought out my car Jack and used it to break the phone to pieces... Then I left the broken phone on the ground and drove off... It's almost 7months of her begging and begging, to no avail..all her friends have called to beg, all her family members have called to beg, but the thing is, once my mind is made up, nothing can change it...

You don't fu**king disrespect me in that manner when I can beat my chest and confirm that I take care of ur every single need

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by udomma1005(m): 11:31am On Feb 09, 2022
WorldsNumber1:
She’s not yours, it’s only just your turn.
Epic!

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by TheABOMINATION: 11:31am On Feb 09, 2022
Obeyp:
Hello guys. So my girlfriend made this post for her friend. Have warned her about her closeness with this guy she should have limit that am not comfortable. Today she posted this on his birthday.

"See who's 20 happy birthday to one of the most amazing, talented se annoying sweet, caring person I know you know good people are hard to come by right?? Imagine having laughter, peace of mind, intelligence "good accent" na that one the burst my brain see.

"You have come through for me in ways i can't imagine and even explain and your genuine love and pure intentions you have with me it's everything for me thank you loving me the way you do. and always giving me a listening ear when i need someone to talk to how you take my burdens and problems like yours is what's really amaze me and also how you treat people's emotions it's just so pure thank you dear friend happy birthday my love wishing you the best year yet full with prosperity abundant blessings happiness � happy birthday babe have a blast and you know i love youuuuuu "

If you were in my shoes how will you feel.

Modified* I went and collected the iPhone I bought for her recently. I ended the relationship she should stay with her friend he should buy her a phone let them be together. I don't want any relationship stress. Have moved on.

Retrieving the gift you gave to someone is wrong no matter the reason you have for doing so.

Instead of doing something as wicked as collecting back your gift, what you should have done is count your losses (including the iPhone) pick up the pieces and move on.

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by naturefellow(m): 11:31am On Feb 09, 2022
Moz22:
I tryna remember what I was doing with my life when I was 20.., I no dey everyly reason woman matter
someone mature finally speaks... This gen z, na only food, iPhone, forced/unrealistic relationships, sex and trends full their head. Add shoprite and pressing phone to the mix.
Majority are hardly concerned with progressive affairs, like schooling, career, skills, hobbies, +ve influence.

Zazu generation!

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by EgunMogaji2: 11:32am On Feb 09, 2022
99thEnemy:
Another C0ck and Bull Nairaland story. undecided

I'm suspecting that people are being paid to come up with this outlandish and insane stories.

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by Francolad(m): 11:32am On Feb 09, 2022
Severe the relationship man. That lady has no pinch of respect for you and she's just using you for the while till she eventually decides to dump your a××. Nothing de wey you fit do wey go make woman no look another man...nah curse

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by gadgethead: 11:32am On Feb 09, 2022
Obeyp:
Hello guys. So my girlfriend made this post for her friend. Have warned her about her closeness with this guy she should have limit that am not comfortable. Today she posted this on his birthday.

"See who's 20 happy birthday to one of the most amazing, talented se annoying sweet, caring person I know you know good people are hard to come by right?? Imagine having laughter, peace of mind, intelligence "good accent" na that one the burst my brain see.

"You have come through for me in ways i can't imagine and even explain and your genuine love and pure intentions you have with me it's everything for me thank you loving me the way you do. and always giving me a listening ear when i need someone to talk to how you take my burdens and problems like yours is what's really amaze me and also how you treat people's emotions it's just so pure thank you dear friend happy birthday my love wishing you the best year yet full with prosperity abundant blessings happiness � happy birthday babe have a blast and you know i love youuuuuu "

If you were in my shoes how will you feel.

Modified* I went and collected the iPhone I bought for her recently. I ended the relationship she should stay with her friend he should buy her a phone let them be together. I don't want any relationship stress. Have moved on.

I don't blame you OP, the only thing she just about left out is how the sex with this guy is sweet

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by Germi9: 11:32am On Feb 09, 2022
Obeyp:
Hello guys. So my girlfriend made this post for her friend. Have warned her about her closeness with this guy she should have limit that am not comfortable. Today she posted this on his birthday.

"See who's 20 happy birthday to one of the most amazing, talented se annoying sweet, caring person I know you know good people are hard to come by right?? Imagine having laughter, peace of mind, intelligence "good accent" na that one the burst my brain see.

"You have come through for me in ways i can't imagine and even explain and your genuine love and pure intentions you have with me it's everything for me thank you loving me the way you do. and always giving me a listening ear when i need someone to talk to how you take my burdens and problems like yours is what's really amaze me and also how you treat people's emotions it's just so pure thank you dear friend happy birthday my love wishing you the best year yet full with prosperity abundant blessings happiness � happy birthday babe have a blast and you know i love youuuuuu "

If you were in my shoes how will you feel.

Modified* I went and collected the iPhone I bought for her recently. I ended the relationship she should stay with her friend he should buy her a phone let them be together. I don't want any relationship stress. Have moved on.
Good boy, i suppose buy you drink this weekend

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by Lordave: 11:32am On Feb 09, 2022
Obeyp:
Hello guys. So my girlfriend made this post for her friend. Have warned her about her closeness with this guy she should have limit that am not comfortable. Today she posted this on his birthday.

"See who's 20 happy birthday to one of the most amazing, talented se annoying sweet, caring person I know you know good people are hard to come by right?? Imagine having laughter, peace of mind, intelligence "good accent" na that one the burst my brain see.

"You have come through for me in ways i can't imagine and even explain and your genuine love and pure intentions you have with me it's everything for me thank you loving me the way you do. and always giving me a listening ear when i need someone to talk to how you take my burdens and problems like yours is what's really amaze me and also how you treat people's emotions it's just so pure thank you dear friend happy birthday my love wishing you the best year yet full with prosperity abundant blessings happiness � happy birthday babe have a blast and you know i love youuuuuu "

If you were in my shoes how will you feel.

Modified* I went and collected the iPhone I bought for her recently. I ended the relationship she should stay with her friend he should buy her a phone let them be together. I don't want any relationship stress. Have moved on.
Lies!!!!


A girl who can write like this won’t be too dumb not to block your ass before posting this.

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by sylve11: 11:33am On Feb 09, 2022
Austeeenxx:
How many times will they tell you that the "y" in "your" girlfriend is silent?

Lol grin cool

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by obembet(f): 11:33am On Feb 09, 2022
Obeyp:
Hello guys. So my girlfriend made this post for her friend. Have warned her about her closeness with this guy she should have limit that am not comfortable. Today she posted this on his birthday.

"See who's 20 happy birthday to one of the most amazing, talented se annoying sweet, caring person I know you know good people are hard to come by right?? Imagine having laughter, peace of mind, intelligence "good accent" na that one the burst my brain see.

"You have come through for me in ways i can't imagine and even explain and your genuine love and pure intentions you have with me it's everything for me thank you loving me the way you do. and always giving me a listening ear when i need someone to talk to how you take my burdens and problems like yours is what's really amaze me and also how you treat people's emotions it's just so pure thank you dear friend happy birthday my love wishing you the best year yet full with prosperity abundant blessings happiness � happy birthday babe have a blast and you know i love youuuuuu "

If you were in my shoes how will you feel.

Modified* I went and collected the iPhone I bought for her recently. I ended the relationship she should stay with her friend he should buy her a phone let them be together. I don't want any relationship stress. Have moved on.

So she don die since u collect your stupid phone... Or u think Someone else will no do beta than that? Is she the only lady u are dating.... She be fool for giving u that phone.

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by sylve11: 11:33am On Feb 09, 2022
Ahmed0336:
Should we tell him? grin

No please, don't. grin cool
Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by vincentbravo(m): 11:33am On Feb 09, 2022
Guy you did the right thing. Sharp.
Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by JustPowerApps(m): 11:34am On Feb 09, 2022
WTF man!!, nah just compliment. Try discuss it first with her before collecting the phone.

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by Bobloco: 11:35am On Feb 09, 2022
WorldsNumber1:
She’s not yours, it’s only just your turn.

Know this and know peace
Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by sexydebo(m): 11:35am On Feb 09, 2022
U don catch feelings guy. She used u like the intimacy gadget u are. She's in charge not u. Man up

Gadafii:
First of all, I won't be in ur shoes,because I won't be that stupid to call a girl like that my girl friend, she's definitely getting filled by that guy, but you couldn't decrypt that before now.

I am ever in ur shoes, which I will never be, I will make sure I don't disturb her about her posts no more, Bleep her so well and bad while looking for a better girl, that's if you are lucky oo, because like this no better girls outside anymore.

One time, a girl I was FWB with had the nerve to give a guy her number right in front of me, while we went out together, one mind wanted me to challenge the guy for violating my space, the other mind asked me to cool off, the guy wasn't my problem but the babe, she's pretty and endowed and that gets into her head because of the attention she gets from Hot guys.

I just left them, she came around when she was done with the guy, she saw my expression, not a funny one, then she asked why my face was like that, I just smiled and said nothing, then we went back home, the way I take bleep her that evening, she weak, then I asked her why she gave out her number right in front of me, she was apologizing and begin, but then I asked my self, why was I even getting worked up because of a girl that doesn't have self dignity, girl that's not even mine alone, girl I don't have serious relationship with, na so I unmount her and asked her to clean up and go home, sorted her transport and zero my mind from her.

So op, bone that girl and continue to draw oil from her if and when u can, stop getting
worked up and and stop asking about her posts, view and pass, she's not ur girl but for the streets
Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by AmazingELixir: 11:36am On Feb 09, 2022
grin


Op you can't comman kee yourself for dick chaser..
Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by Yoighaman(m): 11:38am On Feb 09, 2022
Obeyp:
Hello guys. So my girlfriend made this post for her friend. Have warned her about her closeness with this guy she should have limit that am not comfortable. Today she posted this on his birthday.

"See who's 20 happy birthday to one of the most amazing, talented se annoying sweet, caring person I know you know good people are hard to come by right?? Imagine having laughter, peace of mind, intelligence "good accent" na that one the burst my brain see.

"You have come through for me in ways i can't imagine and even explain and your genuine love and pure intentions you have with me it's everything for me thank you loving me the way you do. and always giving me a listening ear when i need someone to talk to how you take my burdens and problems like yours is what's really amaze me and also how you treat people's emotions it's just so pure thank you dear friend happy birthday my love wishing you the best year yet full with prosperity abundant blessings happiness � happy birthday babe have a blast and you know i love youuuuuu "

If you were in my shoes how will you feel.

Modified* I went and collected the iPhone I bought for her recently. I ended the relationship she should stay with her friend he should buy her a phone let them be together. I don't want any relationship stress. Have moved on.

LOL, your girlfriend just wished her boyfriend a happy birthday. Congratulations cheesy and BTW she is a good writer.

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by snoopz: 11:39am On Feb 09, 2022
A Friend and more grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Birthday Post For Her Male Friend by Stephenmoka4(m): 11:40am On Feb 09, 2022
Na normal gals type of thing, sometimes they do it for their own gender - no be say dem be lesbians. No be today something

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