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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by Aaay: 4:37pm On May 15, 2022
Really
Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by LadyTara(f): 4:38pm On May 15, 2022
Olodo girl. Semen analysis Kwa. undecided.


How did she get to the stage of going for NYSC? This dumbness is too much that I fear she can transfer it to her unborn child. undecided.


Eyah, this breakfast na turn by turn, bros take heart. God dey.

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by Magnoliaa(f): 4:38pm On May 15, 2022
Martinez39s:
Must you quote a stupid post? When you see such stupidity from a women, ignore it like you would ignore fecal matter in the gutter. It is not worth your time and stupid. Let her enjoy her stupidity. We don't care.

Abi o n whyne ara e ni? Darling, you careeeee. cheesy You care, baby boy. I would think you know so much about psychology to realise that stating that is some form of complex. Maybe a rationalisation, a projection, out of many others. grin

If you like preach "ignore women" from now 'til rapture comes, you gender people will not stop quoting my "stupid" takes. kiss

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by Dukeolumidemans(m): 4:40pm On May 15, 2022
daewoorazer:
As seen on Twitter haha:



Source:
https://twitter.com/gut_zeela/status/1525143939090632705?s=21&t=GhKUMexdvAG5Q8GnJvYudg


Some days ago I said it that some of u younger ones who are not married will find it difficult to see someone good to marry. These girls of nowadays are just something else...apart from the lies, most of them are fake and alot of them can't even cook common egusi soup.
As for u, that ur girl is as daft as fucccck. Walk away bro and look for a way to marry someone outside this contraption called Nigeria and find ur way there. Ur lucky she didn't tie u down. Ur own for don pufff!!!

I come in peace!!!

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by Magnoliaa(f): 4:42pm On May 15, 2022
DMerciful:
You're far more sensible than these nonsense 'what ifs'

The first error in your thinking is assuming I wrote all I wrote just to be sensible... grin grin

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by LadyTara(f): 4:42pm On May 15, 2022
Dukeolumidemans:


Some days ago I said it that some of u younger ones who are not married will find it difficult to see someone good to marry. These girls of nowadays are just something else...apart from the lies, most of them are fake and lot if them can't even cook common egusi soup.
As for u, that ur girl is as daft as fucccck. Walk away bro and look for a way to marry someone outside this contraption called Nigeria and find ur way there. Ur lucky she didn't tie u down. Ur own for don pufff!!!

I come in peace!!!
Are the guys in the dating pool any better?

To get a man with good home training and has sense is as difficult and tasking as finding treasure in the bottom of the ocean.


The people wey their head correct ,male and female nor many again. Don't make this one sided as if the guys are some saintly gentlemen undecided


I too come in peace.

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by Ningen(m): 4:46pm On May 15, 2022
Date smart people please.
Planet Earth IQ must rise not decline.

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by meobizy(f): 4:46pm On May 15, 2022
I don’t care what the story is about. I also don’t because there’s no ring on her finger.
Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by Lifewasgood: 4:46pm On May 15, 2022
The minute I read " I sent her money for a strip test" confirm say u be her mugu. Strip test na 100 naira e nor fit reach to buy coke!

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by Orpe7(m): 4:53pm On May 15, 2022
Ure the IDIOT for sleeping with someone without protection.
Na so u for contact AIDS destroy your life
Idiot

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by Corporate2020: 4:53pm On May 15, 2022
Wawelexy:
Lol, from the one that ran away with the mistakenly sent 500k to a pregnancy frauster.

When will this people learn from sending money to this hoes. Nawa o

But he has been fuccking this particular How nah
Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by iLearner: 4:55pm On May 15, 2022
Bluntguy:
Na only thief dey catch thief. Wetin you dey find for Nairaland go see where she download the report from?

You no too get sense like that sha.

Google can help you search pictures and give you results of where they're taken from!

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by NoToPile: 4:57pm On May 15, 2022
Silly people everywhere both the guy that didn't know it was a semen analysis and needed a 3rd party to confirm and the lady that sent semen analysis as pregnancy test. All of you are not serious.

Graduates on NYSC? This is terrible.

For crying out loud semen analysis was written as the heading. Nawa.
Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by Candycrushy(f): 5:00pm On May 15, 2022
This my gender sef
Nawa ooo
God forbid
Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by omoadeleye(m): 5:03pm On May 15, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
And who is the lady in that picture?



A queen and more
Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by TheWolfen(m): 5:06pm On May 15, 2022
DMerciful:
You're far more sensible than these nonsense 'what ifs'

Which sense are you talking about?
Where is the sense in that trash she wrote. It would be in your best interest to ignore such stupidity
Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by ozo13(m): 5:08pm On May 15, 2022
daewoorazer:
As seen on Twitter haha:



Source:
https://twitter.com/gut_zeela/status/1525143939090632705?s=21&t=GhKUMexdvAG5Q8GnJvYudg



She jus wanted a stipend from u.na their style be that.likely because u dash her 20k , she is coming for more.
If a lady can show u such a deceitful result, even if she later became pregnant, my guy look for money to do DNA test.

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by kaymart: 5:10pm On May 15, 2022
purehustle101:
you sound like my ex . Don't remind an ungrateful girl the things you done for her, it makes them mad and 90% of those girls got nothing to offer except pussy. The dude was just trying to explain how nice he was to her, Betrayal will always make you wonder if you have not done enough.
Don't mind the idiot
Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by phemmyfour: 5:12pm On May 15, 2022
daewoorazer:
More “exhibits” haha
She's a Nairalander, beware of that gender
Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by Magnoliaa(f): 5:13pm On May 15, 2022
TheWolfen:
Which sense are you talking about?
Where is the sense in that trash she wrote. It would be in your best interest to ignore such stupidity

Alfa mail, but one original sense, you no get. grin

Why are you parroting Martinez's word? He don teach you English abi? Inukwa stupidity. Wolfen ko, Woolen ni.

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by Ishilove: 5:18pm On May 15, 2022
A strip test is 100 naira. Blood test is 1,500 max.

Some girls are criminals sha, while some guys are just plain dumb.

Shior

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by sgtponzihater1(m): 5:22pm On May 15, 2022
Candidlady:
That lady is dumb. she couldn't tell difference between that result she sent to you and PT result undecided


That aside

Must you guys always include this in your stories it is becoming stale and annoying


So I paid for a hotel room and stayed back with her for 3 days while she tried redeploying to the capital.

She messaged that she needs 20k to sort the connect.... I sent


This was a girl I gave even my last dime to... A girl I sent money to without her even asking all in the name of I want to build a future with her..



You guys can't drop a post bout a lady without adding how much you spent on her. Or make the so called girl look like you were the one providing for all her needs including her pads

All these kiss and tell kids


He was putting context to his write-up, and letting the readers know how much he has invested,his meagre resource, into the relationship. That is what he got out. He is now villified as a kiss and tell kid.

From your mature lens the only crime you could find from the lady was being too dumb to identify a pregnancy test kit.

A lady can off course say how much she invested into a relationship, but a man obviously shouldn't. Nice!

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by NamelessOGBENI(m): 5:23pm On May 15, 2022
A girl I sent money to without her even asking all in the name of I want to build a future with her.

I guess her future was female even before you guys met.
Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by OhiOfIhima: 5:26pm On May 15, 2022
aimmoney9:

Story for the gods...... grin grin

Guys always tell us and the whole world how far you've gone and how much money you've spent on a girl make everybody know say u try....... grin grin

If the reverse was the case the girls will do worse...... grin grin

Just like isbae u and mummy wa, mummy wa made everyone know that she contributed money for him to build his house and even went as far as involving a lawyer to meditate so she can get back something now they are separated...... grin grin

Women always cry when it doesn't favor them...... grin grin

Nawaaoo... You mean IsbaeU and Mommy wa no dey together again. Maaaad
Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by Oplomo: 5:27pm On May 15, 2022
Daewoorazer, you are dating an olodo not just a useless cunt.

Semen analysis don turn blood PT. Chai diaris God o.
Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by returncole: 5:29pm On May 15, 2022
I'm sincerely, truly, and honestly saying this

You attract what you are

@Op and the lady are very dumb.


Haba! That lady had weighed your intelligence before she came up with sending you a Thrashcan property as a medical report. She must have been pressing your mumu button over and over. You met a lady during NYSC and you already know all her family members?


Damn! Who has bewitched you this way? Girl wey suppose still dey on probation or replaced.

You're a MUMU Man.


I'm sorry � to say. Your mumu no be here.

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by maasoap(m): 5:33pm On May 15, 2022
Candidlady:



First off Ihate been/being compared to someone else. Meaning Ican never sound like you ex

Iam not saying don't state how nice you were to the lady/person, but com'on it is becoming a norm.

Quick stewpid question
Does it only have to do with spending of money to show how nice one is GUYS ARE?

Stuppid question indeed! Most of you, ladies are always after nothing but money in a relationship, that's all what you guys understand. It's like your national anthem

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by returncole: 5:33pm On May 15, 2022
If truly there was love and maturity in the first instance. None of the parties should be recounting this type of stuffs. What this generation practice these days are feelings, infatuations, not love. A confused and misinformed male copulated with a marooned slowpoke, and a tramp and this type of story is the result.


sgtponzihater1:


He was putting context to his write-up, and letting the readers know how much he has invested,his meagre resource, into the relationship. That is what he got out. He is now villified as a kiss and tell kid.

From your mature lens the only crime you could find from the lady was being too dumb to identify a pregnancy test kit.

A lady can off course say how much she invested into a relationship, but a man obviously shouldn't. Nice!


Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by SenecaTheYonger: 5:33pm On May 15, 2022
purehustle101:
A typical Nigeria cunt is a disaster to date. Only one rule,bang and dump becomes a norm if you want a stress free life with a typical Nigeria Leach.

People wey dey fvck dey move on no dey make noise like this. Please go back to your soapy. I don’t see the point of casting this information if you’re not even getting any action

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by maasoap(m): 5:35pm On May 15, 2022
sgtponzihater1:


He was putting context to his write-up, and letting the readers know how much he has invested,his meagre resource, into the relationship. That is what he got out. He is now villified as a kiss and tell kid.

From your mature lens the only crime you could find from the lady was being too dumb to identify a pregnancy test kit.

A lady can off course say how much she invested into a relationship, but a man obviously shouldn't. Nice!



Lol. Whose rule is that? A man should die in silence, right? Male gender has suffered!

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Re: My Girlfriend Downloaded Medical Report From Nairaland, Lied That She's Pregnant by TheWolfen(m): 5:37pm On May 15, 2022
Magnoliaa:


Alfa mail, but one original sense, you no get. grin

Why are you parroting Martinez's word? He don teach you English abi? Inukwa stupidity. Wolfen ko, Woolen ni.
Okay good.
Take your stvpidity off my mention.

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