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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Nobody: 11:01am On May 20, 2022
Not a single advice grin everybody just dey wiked for this thread.
OP if you like yourself no go near water o

Cause if you try am people comment for here go be child's play compared to wetin you go hear that day

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Josphine4good(f): 11:02am On May 20, 2022
sofiscatedmoron:

So what is the purpose of life? What do u gain from being alive
If you don't have purposes in life, then kill yourself so that those with purposes will continue to live.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by tunize(m): 11:02am On May 20, 2022
AishaDant:
Op, you were created without any mistakes!
You should learn to accept and love yourself the way you are. What truly matters is what you think of yourself and not what others have to say about you!

I am a slim fulani girl and I have been attacked for being too slim but guess what? Coming from two slim parents and having a functioning brain, I have learned to love and adore myself - that includes my body, regardless of what others have to say.

If it makes it any better, why don't you wear two swimming pants instead of one?

Swimming is so much fun!
I used two weeks (daily) to learn how to swim.

It exercises your whole body and leaves you exhausted enough to have a great night's sleep.

Have fun and learn to accept yourself the way you are!
Na you dey this picture so?
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Maverick777: 11:02am On May 20, 2022
OlawaleBammie:
Na still me na, thanks u remind me of the bet grin

I priced the bet down to 50k remember.

I hope u pay me my money sha
oh sorry! i don't look at monikers at all
you priced down to 20k, for soft drinks for your guys...
i'm happy you're taking it a bit upwards now
as for me paying up, don't worry, on Saturday(28th) morning we both would get a reliable third party and send funds to.
so we good?
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by rita25(f): 11:03am On May 20, 2022
SO WHICK ERECTION DEM DEY USE DO SEX IN THE POOL....PLS WE DONT KNOW NATHING.
pointblank247:
But most ladies already know that most Dicks shrink in the pool, this shouldn't bother you
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 11:03am On May 20, 2022
illuminutty:



You must be so insecure to give this a thought. Own your body and have the courage to accept what you cannot change. You didn't create yourself and you would have chosen your preferred size if you were part of the creation decision making process. So far the d1ck is healthy and can impregnate a woman, every other thing is secondary. Whoever says e no reach am is on their own.

Back in uni,in the hostel,guys do throw subtle jabs at me for my small manhood.It might be jokingly but it really gets to me.....more than enough to make one insecure.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by sirsugar(m): 11:03am On May 20, 2022
PAQ:
Wear swimming/ beach shorts. They are not tight. The material used in lets it dry quickly unlike ordinary boxers. They usually come with built-in underwear.
best solution
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Maxxim: 11:03am On May 20, 2022
Low esteem kee you there
Growers that kept ladies amused, they usually think it's some magic when baba rise.
Op is probably a teenager cos I find been a grower as a gift.
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Nobody: 11:03am On May 20, 2022
blazingblender:
grin grin grin
To avoid the disgrace wear agbada when swimming na
Lwkmd o! What an apt piece of advice anyway.
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by BigDawsNet: 11:04am On May 20, 2022
LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?


Look at you, so you will not swim again because of your grower?

You think going to swimming is because of only the fun?

You can be caught in a suitation where you will hav to swim your way back to life...

Goan find normal boxer.
. Not all does tight boxer...
Just normal old fashion boxers...
You can double it... and go for ur swimming...

And don't look anybody...face your life
It's not a crime to be a grower

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Nobody: 11:04am On May 20, 2022
Onuh211:
That's what carnal mindedness dey cause..... My prick is tiny when flaccid.....but guy, I'm super okay with it...na you give yah seff prick? If you ain't okay with yours cut it off..thanks
Try go swim for pool with lots of girls one day
Na that day you go know say u no dey okay with am na your mind just dey deceive you grin grin grin

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Kylce042(m): 11:05am On May 20, 2022
LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?

Happens to me too one day we were on our way home from a beach n my sis joked about my pimpim being the size of a small police officer’s pistols but my girlfriend laughed deeply cus she knows the full story. So bro just go n swim if anybody doubts you carry her n enter the rest room n clear her doubts

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by TruthinAction: 11:05am On May 20, 2022
I never knew nairaland is full of comedians. The comments I read just triggered uncontrolled laughter.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 11:06am On May 20, 2022
frozen70:


If you really love swimming, go for it but pad yourself very well that they won't even know if you have a dick or not

Ahn ahn hanty frozen.You want the poor thing to suffocate? grin

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by sirsugar(m): 11:06am On May 20, 2022
AishaDant:
Op, you were created without any mistakes!
You should learn to accept and love yourself the way you are. What truly matters is what you think of yourself and not what others have to say about you!

I am a slim fulani girl and I have been attacked for being too slim but guess what? Coming from two slim parents and having a functioning brain, I have learned to love and adore myself - that includes my body, regardless of what others have to say.

If it makes it any better, why don't you wear two swimming pants instead of one?

Swimming is so much fun!
I used two weeks (daily) to learn how to swim.

It exercises your whole body and leaves you exhausted enough to have a great night's sleep.

Have fun and learn to accept yourself the way you are!
Aisha is that ur pic on ur profile
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by OlawaleBammie: 11:06am On May 20, 2022
Maverick777:

oh sorry! i don't look at monikers at all
you priced down to 20k, for soft drinks for your guys...
i'm happy you're taking it a bit upwards now
as for me paying up, don't worry, on Saturday(28th) morning we both would get a reliable third party and send funds to.
so we good?
yes we good

U said win or draw abi
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 11:07am On May 20, 2022
sparko1:


First question, do you swim alone, so how come its flacid, I for one know many fat ass ladies love to show theirselves on the beach, swimming pool, how can you be flacid when there are so many ladies, even a completely clothed one self, if I see when I am driving I have to control myself, and slow down to download the picture, that is what I think you should look into first.

Why will I be erect just by looking at ladies??

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by brutal1(m): 11:08am On May 20, 2022
Dick is meant for making babies not for bragging...if na for bragging men for dey flaunt am like women dey flaunt nyansh...I think you have low self esteem ...bro it is your dick not peoples dick...it is your money you want to pay at the pool too, dont care what anyone say...go and swim...If you put cucumber and that one go slip comot, you wont like yourself. You see thugs strip naked to fight because of money They dont care about the dick size...only care about money
LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Ellasure: 11:09am On May 20, 2022
Bro. This your size should not give room to shame. Just learn how to use it effectively with your girlfriend and madam.

quit feelings of inadequacy and shame.

When I was younger in my twenties I still had doubt about my dick size too because I consider it very small but when I was ready to engage in sex with women I found out that she was not complaining. I even joked about the size and she said it is okay. You can imagine the rest and it has been adequate and breaking records since then. I above three scores today.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Concience55: 11:13am On May 20, 2022
Stallionhorse:
shut up.... Just shut the fvvvck up!! Don't give the poor boy hope , when all you crave for is big gbola... Tell him the truth small gbola have no place on the food chain..


So he should go and commit suicide abi?

What about those with big gbolla who can not impregnate a woman?

Abeg this life nor balance.


Dick size is the least of my worry right now as am wondering......

How do we build a strong, virile and prosperous country without EQUITY and JUSTICE?


#Justice for South East.
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by ObaOfEsan: 11:13am On May 20, 2022
AishaDant:
Op, you were created without any mistakes!
You should learn to accept and love yourself the way you are. What truly matters is what you think of yourself and not what others have to say about you!

I am a slim fulani girl and I have been attacked for being too slim but guess what? Coming from two slim parents and having a functioning brain, I have learned to love and adore myself - that includes my body, regardless of what others have to say.

If it makes it any better, why don't you wear two swimming pants instead of one?

Swimming is so much fun!
I used two weeks (daily) to learn how to swim.

It exercises your whole body and leaves you exhausted enough to have a great night's sleep.

Have fun and learn to accept yourself the way you are!

Perfect shape, perfect size. You look gorgeous.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 11:14am On May 20, 2022
West2019:
Which state are you

I travel around.I have many bases.
But I am mostly in the south west.Why?

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by sofiscatedmoron: 11:14am On May 20, 2022
Josphine4good:

If you don't have purposes in life, then kill yourself so that those with purposes will continue to live.
I ask a question u didn't answer,and attacking me
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 11:18am On May 20, 2022
Maxxim:
Low esteem kee you there
Growers that kept ladies amused, they usually think it's some magic when baba rise.
Op is probably a teenager cos I find been a grower as a gift.

Guess you didn't read the part where I said even the erect size is just average.Nothing amusing there.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 11:19am On May 20, 2022
BigDawsNet:



Look at you, so you will not swim again because of your grower?

You think going to swimming is because of only the fun?

You can be caught in a suitation where you will hav to swim your way back to life...

Goan find normal boxer.
. Not all does tight boxer...
Just normal old fashion boxers...
You can double it... and go for ur swimming...

And don't look anybody...face your life
It's not a crime to be a grower

Thanks boss!!

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Odidigboigbo(m): 11:20am On May 20, 2022
PerfectStranger:

Story!
You thought satisfying women on bed is just about big gbola? It's far beyond that, ask any woman, they will tell you. It's all about how to use it and being good in pre-intimacy. If you are not good in pre-intimacy, no matter the size of your gbola, you can hardly satisfies any woman, you will rather suffocate her, and you will be irritating to her.
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by DominionGreat: 11:24am On May 20, 2022
LINSAR:


Werey dey flirt inside my thread.

Make fulani herdsmen catch you.

Fulani no the catch their own grin grin grin grin
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by LINSAR: 11:25am On May 20, 2022
Bignuell:
At OP, i can really relate. Wear brief boxers underneath whatever you're wearing and go for swimming shorts not those body hugged ones
deavicky:
upon all the problems in Nigeria, you decided to make this one yours. It ok.
Wear the swimming trunk and boxers on top hope I have solve ur problems so face front let other people with reasonable problems come forward.
PAQ:
Wear swimming/ beach shorts. They are not tight. The material used in lets it dry quickly unlike ordinary boxers. They usually come with built-in underwear.

Thanks to you guys and whoever gave similar advice.I will be going this route.


And to others that encourage body positivity,thank you.

To ministers of vawulence and bad mouth, we'll meet in another thread grin

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by West2019(m): 11:27am On May 20, 2022
LINSAR:


I travel around.I have many bases.
But I am mostly in the south west.Why?
You are asking me why ,if you know you can solve the prb by your self why asking us here
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by Rarefayol(m): 11:28am On May 20, 2022
It's simple, just wear an extra underwear before the swimming trunk
Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by 00FFT00(m): 11:29am On May 20, 2022
Fuckaniza:

cheesy yur very stewpid sir.. see ehn odogwu, small gbola can still do the needful.
Although, I sometimes wonder if the size of gbola matters to these Shiimas.. sheybi theirs is just to receive? undecided

Wait, you sef be, man or woman?.

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Re: I Can't Swim Because Of The Size Of My Manhood by ALFADOS(m): 11:32am On May 20, 2022
LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?
Just find pampers and cover up kowe

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