Stallionhorse:
shut up.... Just shut the fvvvck up!! Don't give the poor boy hope , when all you crave for is big gbola... Tell him the truth small gbola have no place on the food chain..

Nonsense

blazingblender:
To avoid the disgrace wear agbada when swimming na

wisdom bro, i repeat wisdom. No long cap! Too many werey everywhere.

Frales6:
hahahahahahaha. this made me remember one guy I dated one time....penis just slim like cigar, if you wan hold something you go dey find am. I wonder how them take circumcise am when him small bcoz the thing small well well.

Lol. Did you enjoy the sex?

LINSAR:


Ahn ahn hanty frozen.You want the poor thing to suffocate?

Lol, hahaha, what else do you think I should have said

Let see the gbola

123papas:
Is that a problem? The advantage of such penis is that when erect, it is very turgid, almost unbendable and shiny. So you are lucky

is six inches big enough?

Zulu2022:
for how long hahahahah

For asong as he can be comfortable with it

LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?

you have a grower dicckkk.

Na even for cold weather e dey worse pass e go just shrink like say na small pikin own....but once it rises eh hehehehehe....

Shadysen:
are you sure your a Fulani? How do you learn English?

I am, proudly!

I am slightly offended by these questions you asked me. So, because I am fulani, I belong in the bush chasing cows?
I am from a highly educated family.

Everyone deserves an education regardless of tribe.

Bignuell:
Soo much calmness in this whole context. I've shot an email already

What if I am married or taken?

Frales6:
hahahahahahaha. this made me remember one guy I dated one time....penis just slim like cigar, if you wan hold something you go dey find am. I wonder how them take circumcise am when him small bcoz the thing small well well.

shut up prostitute!

ObaOfEsan:


Perfect shape, perfect size. You look gorgeous.

Thank you!

Compliments are a nice way of getting my attention and personality keeps it or loses it.

AishaDant:


I am, proudly!

I am slightly offended by these questions you asked me. So, because I am fulani, I belong in the bush chasing cows?
I am from a highly educated family.

Everyone deserves an education regardless of tribe.

my bad, yeah we down south see you guys as cows, we heard you guys hate western education, you guys preferred to send little ones to Islamic schools

I believe the dick also swims in any towtow you hammar. Just thinking though

Shadysen:
my bad, yeah we down south see you guys as cows, we heard you guys hate western education, you guys preferred to send little ones to Islamic schools

You apologized and then admitted that you see us as cows? Apology not accepted!!!!

I heard a certain tribe in the South eats human beings and over there, it is pretty normal for them. Guess what? That does not mean I believe the whole tribe or anyone from that tribe eats human beings. Maybe some of them but definitely not all. Same thing applies to us as fulanis...

AishaDant:


What if I am married or taken?

If you're married, my blessings ma'am but if you're taken let me take you back, in fact, let's take ourselves on trial and if it's non of the above, it won't hurt to shot me your personal number I come with the kind of calmness a cold shower gives

AishaDant:


You apologized and then admitted that you see us as cows? Apology not accepted!!!!

I heard a certain tribe in the South eats human beings and over there, it is pretty normal for them. Guess what? That does not mean I believe the whole tribe or anyone from that tribe eats human beings. Maybe some of them but definitely not all. Same thing applies to us as fulanis...

sorry my dear, pls, what is book haram?

AishaDant:


Thank you!

Compliments are a nice way of getting my attention and personality keeps it or loses it.

Please, Can we talk via WhatsApp?

AishaDant:
Op, you were created without any mistakes!
You should learn to accept and love yourself the way you are. What truly matters is what you think of yourself and not what others have to say about you!

I am a slim fulani girl and I have been attacked for being too slim but guess what? Coming from two slim parents and having a functioning brain, I have learned to love and adore myself - that includes my body, regardless of what others have to say.

If it makes it any better, why don't you wear two swimming pants instead of one?

Swimming is so much fun!
I used two weeks (daily) to learn how to swim.

It exercises your whole body and leaves you exhausted enough to have a great night's sleep.

Have fun and learn to accept yourself the way you are!

Scoffs**

fitinwell:


Then get a pretty lady to join you in the Pool...

And d attention towards him multiplies..

Sapphire94:


I love You

Love you too

IamMobisola:
Lol, see replies from guys saying he didn’t create himself so he should be confident with the size he has and yet they are the same ones that bodyshame slim girls, flat boobs and flat ass girls all over the internet.
LOl

are u one of those girls?. Bet u are...

Dnt mind them. Be proud of ur body, dnt let nobody make u feel otherwise.. Right aishadant?

Fuckaniza:

Yimmu... Even your erect size no go pass the length of my middle finger
See ehn Broski, me no kuku sigh, I dey proud of weytin Allah gimme..I fii just dey Waka naked if e possible, make people heads dey turn like " kileleyii"?

But your moniker says "f"! Are you on nairaland to scam people?

Silentgroper:
are u one of those girls?. Bet u are...

Dnt mind them. Be proud of ur body, dnt let nobody make u feel otherwise.. Right aishadant?

No I am not a slim girl but it’s annoying how these men slutshame women for saying they can’t date guys with micro d*cks.

Na by force to swim? Den swim at night, hotels dey open their swimming pool at night

IamMobisola:

No I am not a slim girl but it’s annoying how these men slutshame women for saying they can’t date guys with micro d*cks.

..

Pay no attention them..

maasoap:


But your moniker says "f"! Are you on nairaland to scam people?

Am I the only nigga here with the "f" moniker?

LINSAR:


Back in uni,in the hostel,guys do throw subtle jabs at me for my small manhood.It might be jokingly but it really gets to me.....more than enough to make one insecure.

It is not your fault. I am sure you have other features like height, colour or fine face that others don't. Life no balance. Nobody has it all... only a few. I knw someone then in the uni as well who had tiny wee-wee and he would make so much joke out of it that you would want to have small pr1ck. He had most beautiful and curvy happening chics around him.

blazingblender:

To avoid the disgrace wear agbada when swimming na

AishaDant:
Op, you were created without any mistakes!
You should learn to accept and love yourself the way you are. What truly matters is what you think of yourself and not what others have to say about you!

I am a slim fulani girl and I have been attacked for being too slim but guess what? Coming from two slim parents and having a functioning brain, I have learned to love and adore myself - that includes my body, regardless of what others have to say.

If it makes it any better, why don't you wear two swimming pants instead of one?

Swimming is so much fun!
I used two weeks (daily) to learn how to swim.

It exercises your whole body and leaves you exhausted enough to have a great night's sleep.

Have fun and learn to accept yourself the way you are!

I hardly drop comment here but I must confess you are amazing

AishaDant:


You apologized and then admitted that you see us as cows? Apology not accepted!!!!

I heard a certain tribe in the South eats human beings and over there, it is pretty normal for them. Guess what? That does not mean I believe the whole tribe or anyone from that tribe eats human beings. Maybe some of them but definitely not all. Same thing applies to us as fulanis...

fulani tribe is not even native to nigeria b4 u start picking offence here and there..

98% of ur folks would rather parade cows hanging daggers across them like some archaic fvck.. I bet ur self acclaimed educated ass has the same daggers lying around u somewhere.

It irks me whenever i see them moving around wit daggers like something or someone threatens them whilst they're d fvcking threat to our fvcking society.

meobizy:
Person wey don either chop belleful or Seun Must Chop story of the day.

I've been seeing this your "Seún must chop story of the day" allover different threads.Don't you feel it's getting stale, boring and generic?