Thinkam:
This lady I've barely known for less than 2weeks, doesn't want to leave my apartment.

Please what can I do to get her, out.

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How did she enter your house? Yeye dey smell

Delacroix6:
Just tell her to leave. Tell her she's inconveniencing you..

Btw smaller titties are cool.

How do you intend running tit-jobs with those, huh?

Had same issue recently, well I was travelling for real and she wanted to stay even when she has her own apartment, I gave her my key and travelled, few days later she sent pictures of how she cleaned my house, rearranged stuff, then I knew there was problem. Luckily NYSC pop was few weeks away, few days to the POP called her that my cousin will come stay in my place for the POP that she should give him the key, when he is done he will give it back to her. Called a friend whon is actually passing out same day to act as my cousin, with the instruction to run away with the key when he gets hold of it till I'm back. Well few weeks later she figured out the game and blocked me every where possible.

I think I should be selling my voice henceforth. If you need a Mama's voice shouting and warning you about girls and guys, pls contact me, I can even get kids voices on the background, saying I am coming the next day. Only for use to avoid bad bosses, friends and girls not for criminal purposes, ok. I can also do video calls.
So, poster and others, just mention me, I will act like ur mama and get u out of dicy situations.
It's not free oo.

Thinkam:
This lady I've barely known for less than 2weeks, doesn't want to leave my apartment.

Please what can I do to get her, out.

Tell your friend to call you pretending to be your boss. On the call he will send you on an important errand to another state that you must leave for early tomorrow. After the call, squeeze face, complain and pack little things. Be sad for the rest of the day. Lash her well well. Prep her to leave the following day.

Easy.

All your operations had failed, you needed to abort mission; you don enjoy kpekus finish come remember say she get small breast.. I hail thee...

You don marry ehhh ehhhh ehh
Wetin i know be say if you pursue her now one day she go still repackage i swear you go still won chop.
Just dey patience control yourself

Flee youthful lust. Flee adultery. Aids and hell are real. For most of you advising him on what to do, I know you know that hell is real.

Angrygoat:
Off gen,change over from nepa to gen permanent. Hide power bank for 2days.she go move

Light is secondary, na food

Shascky33:

She will percieve it as a good time and gud timing to meet her future mother inlaws. Coming to think of it, what if the Op is the last surviving member of his family?

She wan meet in-law after just 2weeks of knowing each other , she Dey craze !

Dem don catch comrade young Early billing

Form traveling to a far distance.

KingDash:
Beat her

You are SHAMELESS

Olojuobinrin:
Your mom is visiting with your other siblings to make arrangements on the remembrance of your late grandfather so she needs to leave .

Badooo

This one iyaf turn mario. My brother you don carry wetin pass you. Just try yo enjoy her presence and stop enduring. She go komot when you wan use sex kill am.

Thinkam:


Told her I was traveling tomorrow, expected her to leave today, but she's still on my couch watching TV..

Thinkam:
Firstly she scammed me, thought she had huge boobs, but turns out she only wears big bra's those things are tiny just nipples.

She has her own apartment, but for the past 4days she has been living with me practically...

I hate sharing my personal space, I've tried using technicalities and innuendos to drive her out, but none seems to work

Did you sleep with her

Small stuff. While asleep at the living room, pack all your valuables into your bedroom, make sure you pack all her things in the living room as well.

Lock your kitchen, and your bathrooms! Go out, send a her some money indicating TRANSPORTATION!

Make sure you don’t pick her calls. Come back late or the next day. If she is still around, my bro that’s your wife!

Bitches

Thinkam:
This lady I've barely known for less than 2weeks, doesn't want to leave my apartment.

Please what can I do to get her, out.

Lemme ask a question:

How did she get into your apartment in the first place?

Through the toilet like a snake?

Please try to solve the problem you created.

Thinkam:


Breast zero, azz nothing to write home about..
Each moment I see her chest I get angry, wearing big bra for nothing, I should get her prosecuted.

I'm not a fan of marriage sef, but this attributes makes it worse

E pain you oooo.....na online you meet her?

Olojuobinrin:
Your mom is visiting with your other siblings to make arrangements on the remembrance of your late grandfather so she needs to leave .

Gbefun
Olorioko
Akpatapiti

iro yi naani
ah!!!! iro ti finish yin sir o

shantti:
Pretend to be a ritualist.
In the middle of the night, switch off the entire light, draw a symentric star in your room and sit in the middle with red candles surrounding you. Make sure you wear red and red oh.
Start mumbling football players names, she won't understand what u r saying, she is a woman, she will think you are invoking Satan.
Then bring out a dagger and start moving towards her slowly and saying continuously, sacrifices must be made
She will run

Beautiful

Give me her number. You have carried omo elegbe big time.

Thinkam:


I didn't enjoy anything, what even scares me now, she mentioned she wants to get married

And have a baby

Olojuobinrin:
Your mom is visiting with your other siblings to make arrangements on the remembrance of your late grandfather so she needs to leave .

Legendary!!!

Just marry her baba

Haakeem:
Or you tell her you are going on a vacation.

The Vacation you two are going together abi which one?

tayo60:
Eni gbe aro wa lo ma gbe aro lo

Lol normally you go get bad mouth hahahahahaha

doggedfighter:



Post nut clarity

Thinkam:


Would this really work?

Yousef Thinkam!

Call the police and get her out of your house since she doesn’t want to leave peacefully

How big are the nipples...?

Olojuobinrin:
Your mom is visiting with your other siblings to make arrangements on the remembrance of your late grandfather so she needs to leave .

Elder, I hail thee