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Ordinary Ikeja to Oshodi bus. Small speed, You'll be shouting 'Easy oh, No kill us oh, Driver small small na. But during sex, your boyfriend will be dragging you on the floor and even hit your head on the wall. You'll be screaming kill me baby, take my soul, show no mercy, destroy me, shift my womb. I see your wish granted very soon.

How ashawo wan take feed for this Buhari period? If you be ashawo, drop your account details, make I wire you 10k

For Ashawos only please, things are so hard for them.

So because your boyfriend is a 2 minutes guy, you go visit am get mind tell bike man to wait for you.

Aunty why?

Taste her cooking before you marry her. Many of us fall in love with ass/boobs and end up eating bread and coke.

When you feel sad, just remember there's someone out there that want to masturbate but has no arms

You dey do free soapy, you suppose thank God for life.

Na when you need help you go understand say wetin full your phone na number, you no get contact.

GeneralPula:
Samson didn’t kill a lion..

No human being can kill a lion..

What you watched about Samson was just a scripted movie. It wasn’t a real like true story..

Samson might be fake for whatver reasons best known to you

..but It happened recently in Uganda....live...

https://www.sciencetimes.com/articles/37101/20220411/man-uganda-wrestled-ferocious-lion-leaving-severely-injured-killing-beast.htm

Marry a beautiful wife oo! so that wen you go to family gathering/meeting she would be asked to prepare salad, Not to wash goat intestine!!

All those girls adding Mhiz to their name...
Do you know that Mhiz means!! "MY HEAD IS ZERO"

In public most guys criticize fallen boobs, but come and see them in the bedroom, they suck it like orphans.

Parents beating their children with cane are actually disobeying the scriptures, the Bible recommended ROD.

Until you jam men that will bang you for one hour straight without cuming, tear your vaginà, fracture your womb and bruise your breast that's the time you will learn appreciate one minute men.

Ogogoro" is used to discuss hardship while "Hennessey" is used to discuss success. Choose your drink wisely.

Enjoy every moment with your partner because you’re going to block each other one day.

YOU SAID YOU KNOW HOW TO HANDLE DOUBLE DATING ABI, BUT NOW THAT WALE WANTS YOUR PÚSSY SHAVED AND CHUKUDI WANTS IT HAIRY WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

Ever since fornication became easy to get true love became hard to find.

In choosing a spouse, please my dear place character above Spirituality, you are starting a home not a church.

No woman can control me, No woman can control me; but once she says "go and close the door" You fly like a bird.

No matter how evil money is, don't think being broke is holy...

A relationship without quarrel & misunderstanding is a relationship full of lies and deceit. Someone is pretending.

Never mock a lady who is broke some of them refuse to sleep with men to get money, may God bless them financially.

If you no marry the one way you spoil, you go marry the one way another person spoil. Dem de call am crop rotation for agriculture.

If your wife can still walk normal the next morning after your wedding night, you have failed as a Man...

Heard a guy emailed his HR that he will be late to work, HR replied that he must be at the office by 9am. At 10am the guy was at an embassy to do his capturing and met the HR there trying to do the same… they both just started laughing

Cynthia salary is 70k and she rent a house of 1m and using iPhone 13 and driving Benz who is Cynthia?

If you hate financially broke men then don't be a financially broke woman... You can not hate what you are, one sided Expectations can Distroy you. If you want a man with a car you show us Exactly where you have parked yours..

Never date a single mother who has a kid staying with her mum. You will never settle financially and constantly run into debts.

After ejaculation you'll realize that life is vanity upon vanity.

Some ladies will never cheat on you, but their stubbornness can frustrate you that you'll wish she had cheated instead!

Marriage is not for every man/woman, if you can't love, protect, provide, defend, accommodate, tolerate a woman/man please stay single.

We all make mistakes but never marry a woman with a child.