Brainmytool:
Small thing she don hold my pim pim. Small hug she go hold my pim pim dey drag am.

I leave am, make person pikin no go comot my pim pim. Na my pim pim, no be me and she dey share am.

no be wey e end o. Small play she go bite my laps and goosebumps go fill my body. I think sey na play we dey play until she start to dey bite nipple. Na wen i leave kpata kpata.
Becos i know sey she fit strangle me one day and na only son i be. I no like rough play atal.

You were dating a Dracula ...

Skiborobo:
He was stingy een. My God!!

Let's hear your story na.

brain54:
I can’t remember if she called again or I called but the first thing she said when she/I picked was “ THUNDER FIRE YOU !“ followed by ***##%%%^^* and then more expletives. For close to a minute i calmly listened to her go on. She insulted my full generation… no one left out.

She sounded violent too… like if I was present physically she for press my neck.

I also use this strategy when a woman I'm dating decides to insult me. I calmly listen on the phone to all her insults without her knowing that I had already made up my mind to immediately end the relationship. Unbeknownst to her, that will be my last communication with her as she will never get another chance to talk to me talk less of insulting me.

Gattuzo05:
She potrayed a good character in the first three weeks of the relationship, later I realized tlshe can drink a whole crate , 12 bottles of any beer , no specific brand. Any gin , rum, vodka name it. But her good character kept me going and I think I can work on her drink habit. Fast forward to third month, she told me one day when we were watching a movie (sex scene) together that she prefer rough sex, like someone to hang her leg with rope , stuff her mouth with clothes, do anything to make her uncomfortable and keep nacking her, I asked her again if she was serious and she said yeah. Later that night , I tried it with her and she was happy, she drank 4 or more bottles of Goldberg that night during the romp. It was during the course of us having the sex that she made a statement that still rings in my ears till today...she said " Ki nti é ri Igbo dié puff bayii" ( make I see small Indian hemp smoke) I smiled over it like nothing happened knowing fully well that I can't continue with her because she has the skill of shocking you with weird habit of hers gradually without thinking it's a big deal.

abeg I cannor laff oo...ur babe na puff puff

flexxyworld:


Bros, you lied when you say you don't eat left over, cus what she served you was also left over. Be man enuf to move on or walk away. It's called integrity. Especially when you define standard, let's live by it.

Be man enuf to move on or walk away. It's called MATURITY not INTEGRITY.

cries a whole lot and too fragile

teabully:
cries a whole lot and too fragile

How do you mean?

YoungLionken:


You were dating a Dracula ...

When i asked what is going on? She will tell me she is turning me on. Abi electric Iron?

kaywhy09:

Pim pim, you mean your car horn??

Omo anty nearly kill me o

poweredcom:
So many guys chatting with her on whatsapp is enough to kick any useless nigerian girl out

I mean no disrespect ooo.
As long as she's still single, guys must surely chat with her and that doesn't make her a bad person.

advanceDNA:
the werey came to my office, collect her phone on Thursday come wait till next day to ask me for the 4k ..... I just laugh send am the money.... close her file immediately.....
. Took a while for her to get the memo....she still get mind dey ask me when I go come see her aunt.... Aunt koor... Grandmother niii..

Na so one wey I dey date come my house to spend the night come call her brother in law with her phone to tell him she wasn't coming home that night and asked me to say hello to her brother in law which I did for less than 5 minutes.

I was surprised when I was buying her something the next day she told me to also buy her top up credit since I used her phone to talk to her brother in law the previous night ??

I quickly decided in my mind to Japa 'cos i don't like stingy / selfish / thoughtless people - male or female.

If she had any sense or conscience she should have remembered that she called her brother in law herself and handed me her phone to say a short hello. It wasn't as if I borrowed her phone to make a personal call. Me wey be say I get unlimited minutes on my own phone.

phemmyfour:
Not at all
When she's with another guy, my calls won't go through. It's a way of keeping multiple partners and control when she can receive their calls without issue

Exactly what I mean. It’s a valid red flag

omooba969:


@bolded - If you were a lady and you were actually gonna date him, would you date for love? 😒

U don carry this matter go somewhere I no know.

Ofadaman:
Bent her over for D**gy, then she asked, "which hole"?.

So I used both and bailed for good

Na wa o.

Which hole ?

She no send o.

ugodson:
when she hides her phone from you RUN guy and NEVER LOOK BACK BRO

True talk.

If a woman has nothing to hide, why hide her phone from her guy ?

Amayabor1:


Lol. Dey play. Body count doesn't matter? Lol. As a man, go marry a lady with multiple body counts, you go know how far! You think say you go fit satisfy her? You think she nor go look outside? Dey play!

wen marriage reach,I'll cross dat bridge.. If d body count count for a woman is being said like dis,wat abt a man with body count?

'Inside life' Come on board 6 june after 9days make it to from page.

Ogechi98:
Na God go help all of una were still dey serious relationship with Naija babes las las una go dey alright as for me I don wash my hands comot

The way things are going in Nigeria, e be like say na practicing, retired or semi-retired Ashewo most guys in Nigeria go marry at this rate.

Henry22:
Hahaha....hoes ain't loyal , na you wey take them serious I dey pity.....like this me sef no sure say I go call anyone wife unless God intervene for my matters

I think you are onto something as only Baba God himself wey know yesterday, today and tomorrow fit predict what the woman has done in the past or will do today and in the future.

No wonder Jacob in the bible married at age 84. There really is no need to rush into marriage.

Marriage is a case of Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread.

i have found peace since i stopped doing relationship and focused on relationbike bike. Reason, ship carry alot of people.

Ilekokonit:


Na so one wey I dey date come my house to spend the night come call her brother in law with her phone to tell him she wasn't coming home that night and asked me to say hello to her brother in law which I did for less than 5 minutes.

I was surprised when I was buying her something the next day she told me to also buy her top up credit since I used her phone to talk to her brother in law the previous night ??

I quickly decided in my mind to Japa 'cos i don't like stingy / selfish / thoughtless people - male or female.

If she had any sense or conscience she should have remembered that she called her brother in law herself and handed me her phone to say a short hello. It wasn't as if I borrowed her phone to make a personal call. Me wey be say I get unlimited minutes on my own phone.

Baba...some women are not worthy to be in relationships.....all they see their partner as is an ATM machine to be exploited and thats what they see as love.....make i give u another true life weird secenario

Babe: help me add money ehar i have to buy fone and wig .i dont have much ....

Guy: i dont have for now ....u know i told u i just lost some money to some currency trading..maybe till next month

Babe: okay let me borrow you the 40k so i can buy the phone now....then u can give me back next month

Not in the presence of your boyfriend you will do that chatting, i bet u a responsible man no go take u serious with that behaviour.

blovesther:
I mean no disrespect ooo.
As long as she's still single, guys must surely chat with her and that doesn't make her a bad person.

My manchi he no easy, we gats enjoy life once in a while

kingriches2005:


Guy you no well.

Diddycsbsb:
Me I know get Red Flag ,. My only Red flag 🚩is smelling Vigna,. I'm tired of the smelling ,some of the girl's I trying to love, immediately I invited them over during pre-intimacy I noticed smelling odour and the worst part they are beautiful and have a nice body.. Please this is not a joke girls in the house what is the cause?

Secondly,. I like one girl she is beautiful and clean but this girl have smelling v ,. I notice it during pre-intimacy I became depressed, even till now I'm still in depression I was thinking 🤔 if someone swear for me that I will never have a good taste of v.,. Please girls in the house what's the cause of this odour and how can I tell a girl i like that she have a smelling v. Please this is not a joke .

At times na overuse of Love Machine / vibrator and intimacy gadgets dey cause the smelling kitten 'cos when you keep digging, you will hit water and over filing the vagina with vibrators will make the vaginal walls thinner and thinner over time due to wearing it down with big vibrators / dildos.

At some point, the lady will then develop the conditions called vesico-vaginal or recto-vaginal fistula where anterior to the vagina the bladder contents (piss) or posteriorly the rectal contents (shit water) begins to leak into the vagina that is sandwiched between both of them through simple osmosis leading to some women's vagina to at times smell like a toilet but if you tell these feminists to stop using vibrators they will scream like the demonic banshees that they are that they don't need any man.

They honestly know that no man will ever marry them when he inevitably discovers the extent of the smell emanating from their vagina, hence they decide to dedicate their whole lives to fucking dildos and becoming hard core feminist men haters.

As he pain u, that is how we also feel for our simp brothers. Though sorry for the heartbreak, ur story touches me.

Honeydenz:
He was married but hide it from me for seven months we dated with two separate abortions, baba was d originator of lies. From am a consultant in an oil company, (while he was actually a small business owner, shop owner) to am a bachelor still searching for the right woman to marry (while he's married with two kids)

He was the last man I feel mugu for,it was so painful that over 6 of his successors paid dearly for d deciet till I found my gentleman hubby.

SMH

Honeydenz:
He was married but hide it from me for seven months we dated with two separate abortions, baba was d originator of lies. From am a consultant in an oil company, (while he was actually a small business owner, shop owner) to am a bachelor still searching for the right woman to marry (while he's married with two kids)

He was the last man I feel mugu for,it was so painful that over 6 of his successors paid dearly for d deciet till I found my gentleman hubby.

SMH

You are a client sis

I went out with a chic once who after some weeks had her lovely long hair cut off and dyed blonde...she suddenly looked like a razz brother to me,I never fancied her again after that.
But generally,pretentiousness and petty snobbery are a complete no-no for me. The moment I notice those mediocrities I drop anyone with those characteristics like a hot brick.

Anyways these one told me that if I can take care of her needs she will stop seeing other guys 😆 I just peace out

talented321:
He come dey bill u online

we talk nao on fone

Honeydenz:

Lol, u had a liability for a boyfriend. How did he manage to toast you in the first instance. And the guys will be here calling ladies liabilities, while they have the highest number. One of my aunt had to separate from her liability husband after two kids, u hear me ? Two damn kids! She didn't think it twice when she's d one practically playing d role of hubby and wifey all together, merchewww

Looking back, You don't know how grateful I am now. i wasted money i should have used in bettering my life

I pity the lady he will marry anyways

That is the same feeling we get when our brothers dey simp give una, anyways i am sorry for what my gender do to u. But i believe u don understand d meaning of simp.

yetty247:


we talk nao on fone

Ilekokonit:


I think you are onto something as only Baba God himself wey know yesterday, today and tomorrow fit predict what the woman has done in the past or will do today and in the future.

No wonder Jacob in the bible married at age 84. There really is no need to rush into marriage.

Marriage is a case of Fools rush in where Angels fear to tread.

Yes only fools rush in....