Honeydenz:

Lol, u had a liability for a boyfriend. How did he manage to toast you in the first instance. And the guys will be here calling ladies liabilities, while they have the highest number. One of my aunt had to separate from her liability husband after two kids, u hear me ? Two damn kids! She didn't think it twice when she's d one practically playing d role of hubby and wifey all together, merchewww

Aunty,I say this with no disrespect/disregard for anyone.
You hardly ever see good looking/well to do women with a liability of a man but it's always the other way round..Lots of good looking/rich men with empty liability of a woman who have nothing to offer.

My broda naija girls don craze finish, f**k no be anything for were those girls there, na him make most of them get dirty past like kilode.

Ilekokonit:


The way things are going in Nigeria, e be like say na practicing, retired or semi-retired Ashewo most guys in Nigeria go marry at this rate.

ravensckar:
Bros, e be like sey you never ready to marry. Checking all these in a lady? It's like you're unemployed.


Man like you go get pepper body. Una no dey ever dey tolerant. Even FBI gan no investigate Huspuppy reach like this. On top wetin?

So a man shouldn't do research on a potential partner bah?? Dey play.

Lucky5000:
She use my power bank to charge her own power bank

This right here is the real definition of witchcraft. Like who the hell does that?? 😂😂

Ifeoluwa??

ThatrealestApex:
That girl is damn boring meeeeehn, we were even still on talking stage sef,

Anytime I'm around, the normal vibes I can give someone would be missing (Coz I'm highly extroverted) I don't know if it's because of the way she replies or something.

I just decided that NO, this stuff won't continue, like, it won't work.

Omo, this is so funny . It's as if she has the script of how you and her life is going to play out. Some kind things wey man dey see. Hmm! 🤔

illiteratepmb:
She told me that she would be the one to enjoy my money when I die. Her dad actually died early and her mum has been the one taking care of the properties he left behind.
I was like .....this lady will push me to my death just to take charge of my wealth.
Precious na you go die several times before me o

Diddycsbsb:
Me I know get Red Flag ,. My only Red flag 🚩is smelling Vigna,. I'm tired of the smelling ,some of the girl's I trying to love, immediately I invited them over during pre-intimacy I noticed smelling odour and the worst part they are beautiful and have a nice body.. Please this is not a joke girls in the house what is the cause?

Secondly,. I like one girl she is beautiful and clean but this girl have smelling v ,. I notice it during pre-intimacy I became depressed, even till now I'm still in depression I was thinking 🤔 if someone swear for me that I will never have a good taste of v.,. Please girls in the house what's the cause of this odour and how can I tell a girl i like that she have a smelling v. Please this is not a joke .

Why do you always date girls with smelling V, where do you get your girls bro, from brothels?

Brainmytool:


When i asked what is going on? She will tell me she is turning me on. Abi electric Iron?

No electric fan, lol...

Skiborobo:
He was stingy een. My God!!

And u are lazy to work for your own money ?

PressyKcee:
Ifeoluwa??

Which state does she reside bro?

Runnerzz:

They will swear even if u catch them under penis sweating and being pounded, they will still try to explain to u its not what u saw. And a man who is an imbe.cile will start doubting what he saw like maybe it's his imagination

Lol, very peculiar with ladies

I love ur writeup

Keji1012:

And u are lazy to work for your own money ?

The way the babe dey use teeth dey break dog meat bone.

Ondo/Ilaje girl.

Honeydenz:
He was married but hide it from me for seven months we dated with two separate abortions, baba was d originator of lies. From am a consultant in an oil company, (while he was actually a small business owner, shop owner) to am a bachelor still searching for the right woman to marry (while he's married with two kids)

He was the last man I feel mugu for,it was so painful that over 6 of his successors paid dearly for d deciet till I found my gentleman hubby.

SMH

😂 you finally found a gentle man hubby. After 2 abortion with just a single person. Gentle hubby indeed

Spain007:

Be man enuf to move on or walk away. It's called MATURITY not INTEGRITY.

“Especially when you define standard, let's live by it” is called what sir?? Also maturity? I leave my peace with you. Have a good one bro.

Ilekokonit:


Na so one wey I dey date come my house to spend the night come call her brother in law with her phone to tell him she wasn't coming home that night and asked me to say hello to her brother in law which I did for less than 5 minutes.

I was surprised when I was buying her something the next day she told me to also buy her top up credit since I used her phone to talk to her brother in law the previous night ??

I quickly decided in my mind to Japa 'cos i don't like stingy / selfish / thoughtless people - male or female.

If she had any sense or conscience she should have remembered that she called her brother in law herself and handed me her phone to say a short hello. It wasn't as if I borrowed her phone to make a personal call. Me wey be say I get unlimited minutes on my own phone.

Wasn't she suppose to call her sister instead. I'm wondering why brother in law

taylor89:


That your babe you dey see like prayer point another guy wey no even reach you dey avoid her cal after sex

Na this part dey give me joy 😊 pass

talented321:
I love ur writeup

No time for lazy ass bitch bro, if I can work and make my money, then u as a lady can do the same and stop tagging men as stingy.. useless sense of entitlements from ladies ..

Outcompulsive attitude....

The problem is the too many weak men, who give this useless girls attention. Because what i believe if men know their worth this lazy and entitle mentality would have stop

Keji1012:


No time for lazy ass bitch bro, if I can work and make my money, then u as a lady can do the same and stop tagging men as stingy.. useless sense of entitlements from ladies ..

Runnerzz:

They will swear even if u catch them under penis sweating and being pounded, they will still try to explain to u its not what u saw. And a man who is an imbe.cile will start doubting what he saw like maybe it's his imagination

Hilarious.... All Men has come

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U don talk am all, the lady i would have marry as wife posses all of this attributes thank God thank she didnt waste time showing her true character
God saved my life from her, always on calls and 99.5 of her callers are men
Omo

Goalnaldo:
When she came with powerbank to our first date..i just knew that just like her iphone 6 battery, our relationship wont last.

Chai chineke nna!🤣🤣🤣

Gattuzo05:
She potrayed a good character in the first three weeks of the relationship, later I realized tlshe can drink a whole crate , 12 bottles of any beer , no specific brand. Any gin , rum, vodka name it. But her good character kept me going and I think I can work on her drink habit. Fast forward to third month, she told me one day when we were watching a movie (sex scene) together that she prefer rough sex, like someone to hang her leg with rope , stuff her mouth with clothes, do anything to make her uncomfortable and keep nacking her, I asked her again if she was serious and she said yeah. Later that night , I tried it with her and she was happy, she drank 4 or more bottles of Goldberg that night during the romp. It was during the course of us having the sex that she made a statement that still rings in my ears till today...she said " Ki nti é ri Igbo dié puff bayii" ( make I see small Indian hemp smoke) I smiled over it like nothing happened knowing fully well that I can't continue with her because she has the skill of shocking you with weird habit of hers gradually without thinking it's a big deal.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

brain54:
I once dated this girl…

Less than 2 weeks into the relationship. (We were still getting to know each other) She called one day…

I was too busy so I couldn’t take her call. My intention was to call back when less busy but somehow I didn’t get to returning her call.

She called many times during the day and somehow I saw the call but it was always at an unsuitable time.

I finally was free later that evening… I can’t remember if she called again or I called but the first thing she said when she/I picked was “ THUNDER FIRE YOU !“ followed by ***##%%%^^* and then more explicives. For close to a minute i calmly listened to her go on. She insulted my full generation… no one left out.

I was shocked. I couldn’t say anything because I expected her to wait for an explanation. She didn’t even allow me say anything.

She dropped the call… I didn’t call back. The next day she called to apologize (I had already seen her real character) but I never called or saw her again and the relationship died a natural death.

I no want hot tempered woman when go Dey knock my head for house Abeg.

She sounded violent too… like if I was present physically she for press my neck.

I no fit shout!

some women are like that you could have not ended it

advanceDNA:
.on her way to come spend the weekend I say make she buy stuff, total of 4k ....during her visit her phone fell and screen broke when she was chatting and laffing hysterically with her friend ...she use style drop the phone under pillow on Monday when she dey go so that na me go fix am....no wahala...I help am fix her screen for 39k ...

.the werey came to my office, collect her phone on Thursday come wait till next day to ask me for the 4k ..... I just laugh send am the money.... close her file immediately.....
. Took a while for her to get the memo....she still get mind dey ask me when I go come see her aunt.... Aunt koor... Grandmother niii..

you no get joy o

Gattuzo05:
She potrayed a good character in the first three weeks of the relationship, later I realized tlshe can drink a whole crate , 12 bottles of any beer , no specific brand. Any gin , rum, vodka name it. But her good character kept me going and I think I can work on her drink habit. Fast forward to third month, she told me one day when we were watching a movie (sex scene) together that she prefer rough sex, like someone to hang her leg with rope , stuff her mouth with clothes, do anything to make her uncomfortable and keep nacking her, I asked her again if she was serious and she said yeah. Later that night , I tried it with her and she was happy, she drank 4 or more bottles of Goldberg that night during the romp. It was during the course of us having the sex that she made a statement that still rings in my ears till today...she said " Ki nti é ri Igbo dié puff bayii" ( make I see small Indian hemp smoke) I smiled over it like nothing happened knowing fully well that I can't continue with her because she has the skill of shocking you with weird habit of hers gradually without thinking it's a big deal.

Damn, You met a Mentally Disorder Pablo Escobar Daughter ....

She yaff Broken Finished ... Abusive Background

illiteratepmb:
She told me that she would be the one to enjoy my money when I die. Her dad actually died early and her mum has been the one taking care of the properties he left behind.
I was like .....this lady will push me to my death just to take charge of my wealth.
Precious na you go die several times before me o

...
Una no go kill person on this Nairaland ....

blovesther:
I mean no disrespect ooo.
As long as she's still single, guys must surely chat with her and that doesn't make her a bad person.

No bro its a way these girls became distracted ...inagine sitting with a gal on a date and all she does is pressing fone chatting in ur front no attention ...naaaa...i said it since the existence of smartfones these gals all became senseless

taylor89:
Na me be the red flag

Infact i be red campaign billboard banner

When you hear your parents talk about run away from wrong partners na me them dey talk about

I have tried relationships two times now

I mean I gave all of me & money time at the end I get served

Ever since then I’ve lost feelings towards women and I’m on my revenge mission

Women are not worth it

As a guy just imagine how many people serious babe or fiancé you don knack

No rejoice brother na so them dey knack your own

Like that woman you treat like egg and lose appetite when her number doesn’t go on weekends is what some guy somewhere doesn’t value

That your babe you dey see like prayer point another guy wey no even reach you dey avoid her cal after sex

Na so you just spoil some SIMPs mood this morning

Sofialuv:
you no get joy o

I no get joy?? Ok oooo
U are woman shaa...so i undertsand....
Behaviours like that is normal to you women

omooba969:


We're marrying ourselves already, what else do you have to say.

That's a lie,if you ain't gay....you can never be gay,you will always crave pussy