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Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Hausa(m): 4:32pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
NACE13:Interesting. Be like na closeup you been dey use. 1 Like |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Pharaoh4rin(m): 4:34pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
When you meet a girl that sell/lick orange so much, you'll know what kiss is all about, especially those fulani girls. |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by ashawopikin(m): 4:34pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
I no dey kiss |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by greypencils: 4:37pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Nothing is more grouse than kissing adolescents and teenagers who haven't learnt to take care of themselves. I had my first kiss at 21 and it was with a girl aged 19 who had found her way around kissing, not some smallie with no kissing experience, nice feeling. Bottom line, focus on what's important, schooling and building your mental & financial capacity. You have all the time in the world to take models on dates and bury your what have you in their what have they. 5 Likes |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by winner37(m): 4:39pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Meritjoshua: This same thing happened to me in my secondary school days after fingering this girl I run to the class my friends Started asking me if I used the toilet without cleaning my hands well 😜😜😜... 1 Like |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by winner37(m): 4:44pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
I don't really like kiss because I don't know how hygienic a girl is, I do took time to brush my teeth after the first one I still have to apply other pest ... Some ladies are having serious problem with mouth odour ... I don't like kiss and I don't like doing doggy at daytime I don't like suck breast at night because of dirty bra . 2 Likes |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by NACE13: 4:45pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Hausa: No, not closeup. It's a herbal variety of a popular toothpaste brand though. 1 Like |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Treadway: 4:54pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Lol. One and only one... Undergrad days..No thanks to years of porn consumption, the major physical feature I like in women na ass..as in Nicki Minaj huge (all the women I have been with have madt booty). So I saw this girl, figure 8 toh badt, her booty na onion bigger than my girl's own at the time, book-smart too. Only problem was she had really bad dentition...like some really ugly ass teeth, but the booty kept prodding me on. By the end of the week, she follow me go my off-campus hostel. The plan was simple..kiss her forehead, neck, get into the blouse, loosen everything up and then tear pant...but AVOID the lips. All was going according to plan, blouse was off, laid her on the bed to take off the jeans, afi bi baby yi who was super turned on already, grabbed my head and gave me full throttle kiss, with tongue o.... I jus weak, but couldn't be mean to her so just eased out of the kiss...na so saliva begin store for my mouth o. I came up with an excuse, say make we reschedule the knacks cos my roommate fit come anytime but he go go house for weekend. All the while my mouth was welling with saliva, I go codedly spit am out, e go pile up again...most of what she was saying while I was seeing her off I was just nodding cos mouth don full with spit...as I see one of my fellow guy for hostel heading home, as we greet and I saw small opportunity say she no dey look I just quick spit the saliva wey don full my mouth. I sha dispersed the girl, went back to the hostel to aggressively brush my teeth with Dabur herbal toothpaste (back when it was still quality and bitter) while all the fellas were having a laugh, the guy don gist them before my return. That girl holds the record for most missed calls ever logged on my phone over the course of that weekend..over 500! We eventually ran into each other again a couple of months later, and after giving her some lamba, we eventually went to her hostel, where I split her differential without any kissing. The end! 10 Likes |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Exceed15: 5:15pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Someone almost swallowed my tongue.. LOL |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Bahamas95(m): 5:20pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
I hate remembering that unfortunate day, so disgusting. This fat lady was giving me green light and I decided to loosen up and knack her make e nor be as if I too dey form......She grabbed me immediately and started kissing me as if it would be her last kiss on earth. As soon as we disengaged I noticed my lips were kinda sticky and with a weird smell. I didn't see any sign of lipsticks on her so I wondered where the sticky stuff came out from. She was already dripping wet and might kill me if I don't fvck da hell outta her. .......I went straight to business and avoided further kissing. 2 Likes |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by RosyIsBlessed: 5:23pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Meritjoshua: 😄😄😄😄 |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by uncleck: 5:27pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
My first real kiss... After reading together, it was around 8 pm. That side of the campus was always deserted at night... A security man had come earlier and told us to switch off the lights when we want to go since we were the only people remaining in that hall. He reminded us too that we were the only people in that whole block. Now we were done with reading and we switched off the lights, but we had ulterior motives. Holding her by the waist (we both expected it), I rushed her lips like a hungry lion... I was older than her with 5 years, but she was a thousand years more experienced than me. Although she had a boyfriend, she felt she needed to "blend" this naive virgin boy. I wasn't new in high institution; I had completed my NCE and was already in the second year of my degree... Now I held her lower lip in-between my lips. I kept sucking and licking one particular spot on her lips for as long as "we" both enjoyed it till we were tired and disengaged. The following day she had a swollen reddish lip. She told her boyfriend that she hit her face on something at night. That was the beginning of my kissing expedition. Today, kiss is the only thing that makes me happy 6 Likes |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Hezzyluv: 5:28pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
I kiss this girl back then, each time I fart, it smells like the girl's breath even my poo too 2 Likes |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by macho44(m): 5:48pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
KnowledgePower7:My senior colleague, no mind them. Na pepper body dey worry Dem. I believe you die! You na legend for KISSING. I remember when I dey win award for KISSING, anywhere i go, ladies go dey Hala say👇 Na you we know, We Love You! The outpour of emotion then dey make me weak for my knees, all because say I dey "Kiss their souls away". E get one particular gal that year, I kiss am sote she begin cry, I ask am wetin happen , she say " E dey sweet am reach down under". If I've made you laugh out your sorrow away today, abeg check my siggy🙏. Help my ministry grow. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Intergrated: 6:02pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Meritjoshua:your papa dey house dey think of survival. You dey ask foolish irrelevant Questions 1 Like |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Georgejeez: 6:27pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Mine was one of my Churchy Ex , girl got a new position in her school fellowship and banned me from taking anything alcohol . Back then my favourite brand was Action bitters , whenever I take it , boom , madam don show , once we kiss , she go begin frown and chastise me for taking shayo . Later , when she's coming and I have taken shekpe , I will be rushing around to brush teeth and tongue ,, chew numerous Tom Toms , get she will still detect the smell of Action bitters . Last last , we had to break up , I couldn't keep up trying to meet up with anyone's standard . 2 Likes |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Tetraozonaitera: 6:37pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Girlfriend was drinking water. We started kissing thinking she was done driking. Playfully she transferred the water stored in her mouth to my mouth. Disgusting! I loved her and we just laughed it off. 5 Likes |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by ikeno(m): 6:39pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
She just love kissing me whenever we're together says my mouth taste like banana syrup😃😃 2 Likes |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by DonroxyII: 6:59pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Hezmatosky:One of the Best World of 2023! |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by DonroxyII: 7:03pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Treadway:... This tory dey totori me .. Oloshi Ashawo |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by KnowledgePower7: 7:03pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Lastmankc:face your problem..shuuu Na only you get problem for this Nigeria?? Go and cry in peace and stop disturbing us with your sad tales |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Starz825(m): 7:14pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
KnowledgePower7: mw no doubt you one bit no be girls again.... once you sabi book, sabi spend, sabi speak English, sabi dress, sabi kiss , sabi nak,...just sabi....that's all for ladies....dem go open am for you...just sabi |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Lastmankc(m): 7:45pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
KnowledgePower7:You are one of the many problems in the country.How can a sensible man be bragging about how many women he has kissed or slept with? 1 Like |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Kingjbase: 8:22pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Meritjoshua:Na mami water you dey kiss ooo 1 Like |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Kingjbase: 8:30pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
IbileIfe:Then she wasn't attractive. Life sha no balance |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by zhirkovrado(m): 8:46pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Have no worst kissing experience, It's been perfect right from the first day. |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by rickleye: 9:01pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
I’ve shared on a different thread but her name was Vi… ( that’s all I am giving you). 1994 at Ifako Ijaiye. Beautiful pretty looking girl . Light skinned. You would think that being pretty meant you had nice hygiene. I was in for a shocker . 1. She would insist that we share a bottle. So I’d open 7up and pour some in a glass cup for her , she would say no. Sit on my lap, take a sip and pass to me. She didn’t know that I use style wipe the top of the bottle before sipping . But still I was smelling this persistent bad odour. She smelt beautiful and nice but it was wasn’t until we moved to my palace bedroom that the cat was out of the bag . 2. My wood was erect and while I attempted to kiss her. I noticed a certain force field holding me back . Wetin be this. My mouth was ready but my nose said nope, danger ⛔️ danger ⛔️. I sha tried … my Lord and saviour … gutter smell , I was kissing and hacking and spitting in the bathroom . What’s wrong baby , nothing .. I think I ate canfor or something . I tried chewing gum . I just couldn’t do it anymore . Told her something was wrong with me. I brushed for days, the smell no go . I started buying elephant trebor mint . ( most of you won’t remember those ) and Tom Tom . Phew ! I later discovered and informed her that she needed to see a specialist. No 2. Fast forward to recent years. A girl I really liked was given me mouth action and after that wanted to kiss me. I dodged it like dodge ball 🏈 . I want to kiss you now … well honey not after a BJ. So what we tried and did were .. A. Use wipes… she’d clean down there with wipes and after we’d kiss. B . Alcohol - 1 Like |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by maestro299: 9:35pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Treadway:I don't know if this was imagined or a true story but laugh don nearly finish me for here 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 1 Like |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by maestro299: 9:41pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
rickleye:😂😂😂😂 Ate camphor ke? That lady mouth na biological weapon on e own. 1 Like |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Jman06(m): 9:53pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
That was during my service year with one amateur girl I was passing time with. She was such a bad kisser and would fill my mouth with her saliva. |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Iconme(m): 10:02pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Starz825:peele Sabinus 😅 |
Re: Narrate Your Worst Kissing Experience by Lucystarr(f): 10:30pm On Oct 11, 2023 |
Meritjoshua:Don't like k*ssing No experience |
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