They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.

4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture

6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

What are you cooking??

Continue to deceive yourself with all you listed up there


How do you look sef


Clout chaser

when you reach 40+ you go tell God make you just manage man with good heart

What do you have to offer the men that fit this list of criteria of yours?
You're 5'2 and yet you want a 6'2 man? A man that is a whole foot taller?
Thief!
What if the man God ordained for you is a guy that is either a bit taller or shorter than you?

Girllllllllllllll, I'm in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Ballzproblem2:
when you reach 40+ you go tell God make you just manage man with good heart

Do you realise how stupid this sounds?
"Wow, you won't date short guys? Omg you'll be single for life!"
Mumu

5 ft 2 inches is average? You are short!

jmoore:
5 ft 2 inches is average?
You are short!

No mind the stupid girl
E wan day take wetin she no fit give
This height requirements is the most stupid thing I've ever seen
A lot of great men that their names are being remembered till tomorrow were short men
Men like Alexander the Great and Napoleon Bonaparte were relatively short men.
That babe na complete mumu

Justice for short men. They even have it tough in oyibo countries. At this time where fat shaming women is seen as a sin and social offence, short men deserve their own Justice too.

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.
4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture
6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

As usual and as I expected from your gender, you said complete and total rubbish
Instagram and tiktok have decayed your brain
Don't worry, continue
Na Shiloh you go land lass lass

Magnoliaa:
Girllllllllllllll, I'm in stitches 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

Women aren't worth the headache abeg
What so funny about what she said? It's a post filled with total misandry
See as then be gan, tham no even fine

shellybee:
Women aren't worth the headache abeg

And who is discussing your bodily pains with you?

What so funny about what she said?

Am I laughing with your mouth?

It's a post filled with total misandry

Okay, and?

See as then be gan, tham no even fine

?? ??

Magnoliaa:


And who is discussing your bodily pains with you?



Am I laughing with your mouth?



Okay, and?



?? ??

The fact that the post doesn't give you some cause of concern proves to me that you're a very bitter individual
Fish hole woman , it's already late. Drop your phone and go cook for your husband and kids and stop constituting nuisance on Nairaland

shellybee:
The fact that the post doesn't give you some cause of concern proves to me that you're a very bitter individual

I am glad you have gotten the proof you needed. Not like I was denying being a bitter person before.

Fish hole woman , go and cook for your husband and kids and stop constituting nuisance on Nairaland

Okay. Anything more?

Magnoliaa:


I am glad you have gotten the proof you needed. Not like I was denying being a bitter person before.



Okay. Anything more?

Get the Bleep off my mention, child of hate

shellybee:
Get the Bleep off my mention, child of hate

Here 🎤. Scream it to the heavens. 🤣

I don't blame.you.
I blame the simps

shellybee:
Get the Bleep off my mention, child of hate

Are you done?


I was literally enjoying the attention you were giving me o.

Tbh, the toxic vibe was doing something...inexplicable to my soul.


I know that isn't all that's burning in you to say to me, so please, continue. Let it all out, and see if your spirit will find rest perhaps.

Magnoliaa:


Are you done?


I was literally enjoying the attention you were giving me o.

Tbh, the toxic vibe was doing something...inexplicable to my soul.


I know that isn't all that's burning in you to say to me, so please, continue. Let it all out, and see if your spirit will find rest perhaps.

Na one minute man, e no fit last
You rode him to exhaustion
Gosh, why do men turn so toxic and start dishing out the good old "you'll end up alone" the moment women start being vocal about their standards?
I at least expected at least one of them to give a cool headed opinion but nay, they all lashed out like immature children

SweetBuns:
Na one minute man, e no fit last
You rode him to exhaustion
Gosh, why do men turn so toxic...

No, for real.

These guys are scarily toxic.

I am not new to it, but it shocks me every single time. I don't think I will be ever become desensitised to it.

No wam.

Magnoliaa:


Are you done?


I was literally enjoying the attention you were giving me o.

Tbh, the toxic vibe was doing something...inexplicable to my soul.


I know that isn't all that's burning in you to say to me, so please, continue. Let it all out, and see if your spirit will find rest perhaps.

Crazy woman, why are you going about on my profile and stalking my posts?

shellybee:
Crazy woman, why are you going about on my profile and stalking my posts?

Because I am a psychotic individual.


I will give you an overdose of that attention you want from me, don't worry.

Magnoliaa:


Because I am a psychotic individual.


I will give you an overdose of that attention you want from me, don't worry.

Seun how can i prevent someone from seeing my posts
I don encounter person with mental problem for this site
Tf is your malfunction?
Did your father not give you enough attention as a kid?

SweetBuns:
They say that "beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", but honestly speaking there are certain calibres of men I will never go near no matter how hard they try.

To get straight to the point,

1. Short men
Oh my God.... I don't just know what to say about these sort of men. If I'm taller than you as a girl, then sorry but I can never see you as my second piece. You'll always be like a younger brother to me. No hard feelings.
Short men also have this irritating attitude whenever they see girls around, as if they're trying to compensate for their low height. And some even go to the gym and gets muscles.... But it just makes them look shorter like a 5 litre jerry can and irritating
Also, why in the world would I pick a short guy over a tall guy? I literally feel so protected and safe when I'm with a guy that is wayyyy taller than me (I'm 5'2 so my height is kinda average)... So ofc I'd want a tall man and not a mini man.
Imagine hugging a man and he's hugging your waist cause he's short ugh.
I wanna stand on my toes whenever I kiss him and strain my neck just to look at his face. No more no less.
Tall men also stand out more, they're far more attractive and I also want taller sons and daughters.
Who should the short guys date then? I dunno... But not me.
The bar starts at 6'0, but If you're like 6'2 or 6'3... I want your babiesss

2. Bald men
The only age where I think baldness is acceptable as a man for me is if he's like in his 50s or 60s. But if you're in your 20s-30s and you're already going bald.... It just irritates me low-key in a inexplicable way... Like why will a young guy have a hairline that receeds all the way to the middle or back of your head? Where did all your hair go? Gross
I also read somewhere that early balding is genetically inherited so that means my children too will suffer the same fate? God forbid.
My man ought to have a head full of hair well into his 60s, then we start talking about hair loss.

3. "Oju yo Bo" people
I didn't know the English term for this so I had to Google it. It's a Yoruba term for people whose eyes pop out of their sockets like that of a wall gecko. This is also something I don't like in my man.... I want his eyes to be like that of Henry Cahill... Neatly tucked inside and having small slit like opening.

Addition: so I just googled it and it's called prey eyes. I prefer the hunter one since it gives my man a piercing gaze and I just wanna hug him immediately.
4. Eyebrows
A man MUST have thick eyebrows. If you don't, I can't take you seriously

5. Men with bad posture
6. Men who supports man U

That last one was a joke but I'm dead serious about the rest. And I'm sure other girls will agree to some up there too.

I passed all the list you mentioned except being a Man utd fan. I'm a Man utd fan.

Truvelisback:
I passed all the list you mentioned except being a Man utd fan. I'm a Man utd fan.

No evidence

SweetBuns:

No evidence

Nairalanders who have seen my pics can attest. I'm too beautiful to behold.

Fantasies of an 18-23 yr old girl.
U go soon old,dey play

My takeaway from this post is that she actually yearns for a man in her life. She needs us badly to even have preferences.

Mini man

Truvelisback:
Nairalanders who have seen my pics can attest. I'm too beautiful to behold.

I haven't seen said pics, so how am I supposed to believe you?
Also what's your height?