This new neighbor of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.
At times, they will kiss till the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves.
Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.
I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.
I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.
I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.
I was arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.
'Adam eeeeeeeh! Praise, you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.
She opened the door and ran out. I chased her behind to explain.
'Ene i can explain, stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser"
I was chasing Ene with a red candle in my hands and i didn't even know.
Our new neighbors saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.
On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, chasing my wife behind....
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My wife's family and i, have been gathered for over 2 hours now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from Pastor Adakole... My surprise romance may have put me in trouble.
But then, i learnt something from this very experience. Fear anything red.

Tales by moonlight but it's funny 🤣

So it does mean that you only show your wife love on a Valentine's Day? It's foreign to her.

Why sef go marry illiterate wey no still come trust you atal

This story is still funny ooo
Read it on FB before.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Village woman

Follow follow no good.

Copying Oyiboman's pattern to do Valentine.

As an African man, go to the Market, buy Catfish and cook Better YAM Ukodo Peppersoup for ur Wife.

Later in the Night, Aggressively Pound her like Yam, with your GBOLA.

The next morning, you will hear Sweet Confession on how you gave her the Best Valentine.

I’m surprised this story didn’t come from Jeromestarks… Just like his worst Valentine’s Day drivel… except if you’re Jeromestarks

Jagermeister:
I’m surprised this story didn’t come from Jeromestarks… Just like his worst Valentine’s Day drivel… except if you’re Jeromestarks

Fortunately, he isn't me.

Try again with Easter Sunday.

jeromestarks:

Fortunately, he isn't me.

Well, the pair of you are sewn from the same cloth... Ungodly liars

Things that never happened

JONSYN7154:
This new neighbor of mine parked into our compound with his newly married wife. They were busy flaunting kisses every where. On the stair case, toilet, inside the car, outside the compound even on the road.
At times, they will kiss till the extent, i and my wife would think any moment they might get naked and ravish themselves.
Compelled by this recent development, i decided to spice my own love and sex life before my wife starts feeling somehow about us.
I came back home to meet my wife in the kitchen. She had her wrapper tied to her breast as usual. I slowly tip toed passed her, heading for our bedroom.
I walked into our bedroom, and dressed the bed. I changed the white bulbs to red. I scattered red and white flowers on the floor, and arranged red candles round our bed, placing some candles in the centre of the rug carpet.
I pulled off my cloth and wore a white and red trouser to match with the moment.
I was arranging the bottle of wine and bouquet of flowers in a small bucket, when my wife opened the bedroom door to see every where in red.
'Adam eeeeeeeh! Praise, you are now a ritualist .' my wife shouted.
She opened the door and ran out. I chased her behind to explain.
'Ene i can explain, stop!' i shouted as i ran out shirtless with just my red and white trouser"
I was chasing Ene with a red candle in my hands and i didn't even know.
Our new neighbors saw my wife zoom passed them in a flash. Moments later , they saw me with a red candle and red trousers running towards them.
On seeing me, they removed their shoes and ran out of the gate, chasing my wife behind....
.
My wife's family and i, have been gathered for over 2 hours now. We are all receiving marriage counseling from Pastor Adakole... My surprise romance may have put me in trouble.
But then, i learnt something from this very experience. Fear anything red.

VAL RESULT don dey read SUBMISSSION, BREAKFAST PPL nko?
sailed SHIPS nko? and NEWLY OCTOBER PARENTS in the MAKING TOO