Flow no fear,with your gyming skill.
I know you can undo the "men in black"

opeoluwa2: Flow no fear,with your gyming skill.
I know you can undo the "men in black"

i pray oh.

The FLO-ET shall flow on, luv ur writing

who fart during the nite, abi person no *fart?*

Those guys no know where dem supporte go. Na where money no dey dey enter. Flowa unu do well o, we dey expect tot update o.

Ehnnnnnn....awon shere mi?...... OTIYA WERE.........flow lock up nothing dey sup.......i dey with you!

Its haruna again!

dey FLOW dey GO

I was hearing heavy b''anging at the doors of Kate and Papa Ejima. The robbers were much.


They were much, but only two of them entered our room. They looked more like masquerades with the black mask on their faces. Their torch light gave the room a glow, as if the Moon was in our room. The name of one of them was MOPO, while the name of the other one was MOPO. Maybe that was their code name, or maybe not.

Maybe it meant Mobile Police. Or maybe it was an acronym for "Mobile Oleh and Pilferers Organisation".


"if i catch any of una look up ehnn" One of the MOPO warned. As i lay facing the floor, i was dancing "Makossa" to the "drum beats" Baba jay's non stop fart was playing.

I wasn't the only one dancing Makossa, we were all dancing in fear as we lay facing the floor.

"common! Stop to dey mess!! before i use dis gun shot your n'yash" MOPO yelled hiting Baba jay on the a''ss with the flat side of a cutlass. The fart stopped, but we were still dancing. Shaking as if we were having s'ex with the floor.

"where una money dey?" MOPO yelled, "oga MOPO, we be poor boys, we no get money oh" Man said.
"we know say una no get money, we no come for una sef, we come for another thing" MOPO said. Only God knew what he was talking of.


"ok, who get dis watch and necklace" MOPO was talking of the watch and necklace on the table, "na dis boy here, him name na Tega" Snoop said, "u dey mad! Oga MOPO no be my own oh, na him own" Tega refused ownership of his properties, "na your own! na your own! Na your own jor!" was the argument that ensued between Tega and Snoop. "shut up!!" MOPO brought the argument to a stop.


"MOPO dem cook better soup with plenty meat oh, Eba even dey sef" the other MOPO informed his friend. "ehen, bring am make we chop na" the other MOPO replied. He was talking of the Eba we kept for Pkc, incase he returned.

Talking of Pkc, he was hardly around when trouble came. Or was God watching over "His own" Pkc. I too could be reffered to as "His own", His own that had gone astray, like the lost sheep. Or so i tot


"MOPO! Them dis guys get fine fine shoe oh" MOPO informed his friend. "pack all the shoe na!" the other MOPO commanded. "wetin we go dey wear na" i almost said, as i heard MOPO bagging our shoes.


"u dey look our face abi? Stand up!! You!!" i tot the MOPO was talking to me. He was actually talking to Man.

"pack all una phone put for nylon, and give me" MOPO said to Man after giving him a deafening slap. "wetin be ur name sef?" the other MOPO asked Man. "my name na MAN, my papa name na WEY DEY REASON" Man said. Maybe the slap had turned his brain up side down, maybe.

On hearing how Man introduced himself, i mistakenly laughed, "who laugh?" MOPO queried. "na dis boy laugh" Man tapped me.

At that moment, i felt poo running down my bowel, "i don die today" i tot. "stand up!!" MOPO ordered. As i stood up, i heard, "gboooooaaaaaar!!" it was a gunshot, i tot i had been shot. I felt my heart fall off my chest. The next noise i heard was someome crying bitterly, that was when i realized i wasn't the one shot. It was someone else, someone not even in our room.


"MOPO!! MOPO!! We don kill am, make we dey go" i heard a voice outside informing the two MOPO in our room, and they quickly left.

What i couldn't tell, was who they had killed.

Flowey from Italy! you too much, So I tot.

Hope say no b papa Ejima dem shot oh. Nice one flow

flow I no say na (I shall not die but live) go first cum ur mind wen u hear dat gun shot or so I tot. flowey keep rolling

"common! Stop to dey mess!! before i use
dis gun shot your n'yash" MOPO yelled
hiting Baba jay on the a''ss with the flat
side a cutlass. The fart stopped, but we
were still dancing. Shaking as if we were
having s'ex with the floor.

Na trouble island u come from

Cant stop laughing. . . So funny!!

Floweed nwanne Ina apikam oooo.

Donshegxy_10: Cant stop laughing. . . So funny!!

thank you first timer on my thread.

dandollaz: Floweed nwanne Ina apikam oooo.

dandollaz where you dey since Ele ebe igara

flow1759:

dandollaz where you dey since Ele ebe igara

Ogara Yankee je wehre igbo. Imana see owu Ezeindiigbo1 of mba5

OmG ... My name na MAN my papa name na WEY DEY REASON my grand papa name na YOU GO KNOW WHEN WE REACH

Basketmouth dey visit here oooo

Following flow, all the way from IGBO BOY WEY LIKE YORUBA TIN 2 MAN WEY DE REASON. Bigups flow, u are still representing

Flow as a rugula here, I must say dat am disappointed with ur rate of update, u are nt updating as de ration of 0.5 per day, which we ur fan no like @all, pls increaeas ur update to ration of 1.5 per day pls tanx.





Signed
OFFCIALY SUPPLIER OF ALOMO IN PPA.

So as unu dey iwo every time + say unu plenty 4 dat place na only 2 MIB DISORGANISE UNU lyk dat. Shame on u not shame 2 u.

nice one flow......av really missed u oh...can we b meetn @ our usual spot evry 11pm? do u decipher?

"my name na MAN, my papa name na WEY DEY REASON" Man said. Maybe the slap had turned his brain up side down, maybe. Baba Flow dis ur story dey make me laugh well-well, U are d best

flow1759:

thank you first timer on my thread.

being arround for a while, but this is my first time of commenting. . . So badz of me, Sowi bro

Tinkin it's either tupac or biggie,dat wz shot...more of tupac sha

abi na Kate?

Flow flow we D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ wait for ur update

Cant stop laughing. . . So funny!! Flow u knw kill person o