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tit:
this story is true.
it has happen to me.
men are he-goats!

are women she-goats?

BULLSHIT STORY!!! How can he ejaculate just like that is ur yansh like that of nicki minaj or kim k? Liar liar liar dey dream on

I understand....lolz.patience is strength-sapping.thank God u didn't react tho.

kowema:
You gat patience ma'am , It took the God in me not to embarrass the man....I just over looked Cus the guy made space for me n its rare to get dat gesture in Lag Bus.However, I dont av the kinda patience that wud wait to the end....Nah Na Na!

The man must be a pervert. ..

All these bitchess are gonna come here now and say same has happend to them, liars oshi

*salutes*

BOLAJIAJANI:
mztubsy, you are a very nice person.

I believe the story is true. The OP just changed one part...she didn't move to the back...It was her the man ejaculated on, that's why she could look back and see the man's wet jeans. She just didn't want people here to laugh at her, that's why she changed that part.

kay29000:
LMAO!!! You are funny o. I bet you have experienced it many times.

Yes I have. sometimes when you look at them, they look so helpless.

ignis:
The man must be a pervert. ..

U dont have a penisss so stfu u dont know the pressure we guys are on all the time. U bitchess should be lucky that 97% of men have self control , u think its easy to be a man? Having pussyyy u have no pressure u are always urself but its different for men we are sexual beings so you lots should go read about the male sexual urges and stop disrespecting men but instead guide them on how to deal with all those pressure.

kay29000:
I believe the story is true. The OP just changed one part...she didn't move to the back...It was her the man ejaculated on, that's why she could look back and see the man's wet jeans. She just didn't want people here to laugh at her, that's why she changed that part.

I totally agree with you.

Mrinquisitive:
U dont have a penisss so stfu u dont know the pressure we guys are on all the time. U bitchess should be lucky that 97% of men have self control , u think its easy to be a man? Having pussyyy u have no pressure u are always urself but its different for men we are sexual beings so you lots should go read about the male sexual urges and stop disrespecting men but instead guide them on how to deal with all those pressure.

Oga easy naa

DONT BE MISTAKEN. THIS GUY HAS A MENTAL ISSUE and the Term is called [/b]FROUTTEURISM[b]

Frotteurism is a paraphilic interest in rubbing, usually one's pelvic area or erect penis, against a non-consenting person for sexual pleasure. It may involve touching any part of the body, including the genital area. A person who practices frotteuristic acts is known as a frotteur.

You for jeje refer the guy to YABA LEFT.

mztubsy:
*salutes*

Nice weave.

softysparky:
Yes I have. sometimes when you look at them, they look so helpless.

Awww! Konji na bastard. This why I never go more than 2 weeks without sex. Storing up sexual energy for too long makes me vulnurable, and liable to do stupid things atimes...well, not stupid things like what that guy did sha o!

Mrinquisitive:
BULLSHIT STORY!!! How can he ejaculate just like that is ur yansh like that of nicki minaj or kim k? Liar liar liar dey dream on

Who is this goat?...Do u even know how to read at all?.Did I say he erupted on me?...You are just too foolish for Nairaland.. Pls pack to ur village

Mrinquisitive:
U dont have a penisss so stfu u dont know the pressure we guys are on all the time. U bitchess should be lucky that 97% of men have self control , u think its easy to be a man? Having pussyyy u have no pressure u are always urself but its different for men we are sexual beings so you lots should go read about the male sexual urges and stop disrespecting men but instead guide them on how to deal with all those pressure.

Exactly!!! No mind them...according to Dr. Charles Runels, the male sex drive is 10 times that in women..If women had the level of sex drive men have, they would be sleeping with every man they see on the streets.

Instead of women trying to learn a lil about this and saving their relationships/marriages, they would be running about calling all men animals.

kowema:
Baba i would av thought so too, had i not seen the wet patches......Was really shameful

Lol.....Some people are really so so so funny, You expected me to bend down in a moving bus with little or no space to take pictures?, So the man wud notice me and probably give me a dirty slap?..Wait till it gets to ur own turn den u take pics and see if ur phone no go disappear before u finish..

Now when standing behind someone, in a BRT especially, u don't stand directly behind, you slant in a way so that u can get to see ur front well...I was equally patiently waiting for the guy to continue his drama on d soda lady to confirm my suspicion so I was watching his every move...


To the soda group wondering how sperm wud stain a Jean, how does menses get to stain a lady's Jean visibly that she wud notice it.....Sperm ain't water so is Menses.........I really wish this was fiction as some people are saying, it wud av encouraged me to find another talent in writing.......... Ladies, Just be careful wen u enter these congested buses Cus not evry one there is a passenger............. Make una no wake me up from sleep again o...

Bros na true u dey talk. leave all dese judas dat never believes anything.I ve experienced it mysef.But before i did, i witnesed dat of a woma with a man on a bike. She was wearing a white gown and he spilled all over her. We had to help her clean up his mess....Dats why you see some ladies asking a strange guy dat want to enter d same bike with dem to go in first,while she stays at d bk. Dat is d origin.

kowema:
Your generation of Female folks both past and present are Liars!!!....Bloody Swine...I force u believe?... Oluku

Yimu...... liar

Hahaha... well, the OP has a very sound and powerful imaginative ability with the way she succinctly paints the scenario in her narrative albeit I'll advise she hones in her storytelling skills more on her exaggerative potentials.

But all the same, I think I like her. I'll give her 4/5.

kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

am still wondering how you came about this

kowema:
The damn Liquid is Warm hence shud av a quicker effect on any clothing....Biology and ur personal experience really didnt help u as a guy afterall...I'm a female..The more reason u shud thank me later....
For doing the thinking for u

with my biology and physics
i think its impossible
youd have to sat more that what you said to make me see any reason

but for story sake
well done

Eugenedimgba:
you don't know how the male reproductive works. Your story reeks of lies.'he crossed his legs so the semen wouldnt fall off', does he have watery sperm? Ejaculating under intense and uncomfortable conditions without masturbation? How on earth? Noticed semen on his jeans trousers? C'mon semen isn't permeable like water! Work on your fairy tale stories pls.

when an Experience girl is talking,u listing.with jeans it is possible for the sperm to drop.and when he crossed his legs,the trousers must wet.rememba that some people have plenty sperm,when they release.sorry no verse o!

kowema:
Who is this goat?...Do u even know how to read at all?.Did I say he erupted on me?...You are just too foolish for Nairaland.. Pls pack to ur village

thats not nice
op youve been replying nicely and making commenting fun
why the change

kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

Damn!! Really gross to say the least. I like your writing style...well punctuated,explanatory and very imaginative. But seriously you must have a massive behind

temitemi1:
I smell lies... You must be one of these apc members

you bah

softysparky:
Nice weave.

thanks bae

kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

AUNTY YOU CAN LIE O

Nasty

@OP nice written script...
I won't dismiss the story in totality...
But i can't believe you seeing a sperm patch on the man's Jean. Sperm is jelly, some are watery though, but he must have wore boxers or pant, that will definitely reduce chances of obvious sperm patch on the outer part of the Jean.

Secondly this isn't a luxurious bus we're talking about, the bus is said to be jam packed, and you stood behind and still had a good view of his waist - leg region to see sperm patch on his Jean.

Mrinquisitive:
All these bitchess are gonna come here now and say same has happend to them, liars oshi

whats so hard to believe? growing up as a young lady , u see it happen all the time. the brave girls embarass the hell out of the guy and he ends up getting down at the next busstop. as a student i just used to move away like the poster did... as i grew older and bolder i would confront them albeit quuetly so others dont cotton on and then move away. i remember one bike i took( have u noticed how they slant the seat forward so with every jerk, u slide forward .most womens clothes are of "felele fabric" so you keep slipping. at a point i noticed he kept jerking the machine so i kept falling against him . when i got down to pay i noticed he ccouldnt look me in the eye and was squirming on the bike.thats when i noticed his hard-on. i could tell so many stories.... its not about looks or physique ..... the summary: some men dont have self control.

mztubsy:
I particularly don't find this funny due to the fact that I have once been a victim of this nonsnse.it happnened during madonna uni days.y'all know that private schoool students store up konji.I was just the guy's labrat thatday.he mssed up my skirt.I didn't cause a scene tho,cuz he looked quite nerdy and I felt pityfor him.he felt like a kid.so I just walked away with my friends....funniest thing is we met again @ his faculty and he kpt on pleading and pleading....we became friends afterwards....lolz.these things do happen ,selfcontrol or not.espcially if a lady's got nice ass.

He ought to have cu.m on your face though.
It radiates and adding natural protein wouldn't have been a bad idea!!
Hope you slept with him later out of sheer pity like you allowed him c.um on you without any outburst?

Even if the girl didn't notice initially, she would have noticed prior to or during ejaculation. I don't know if people still maintain composure during ejaculation, but there's bound to be uncontrolled jerking which would definitely attract attention.