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sleeky8:
Guys give the OP a break, i have witnessed this first hand. The year 2007, the place unilorin faculty. That was when course registration was not done online and we had to queue. In the guy's defence he was pressed from the front with a big ass and small boobs from the girl at the back. We didnt even know what was going on until the gal in front screamed because sperm was all over her skirt. I nearly died from laughing because the guy keep saying "it wasnt me".

You guys should realize there are some boys with quick ejaculations issues.They dont have to self-service before them come.

bossminded:
Wild imagination u need to be more creative

Hw sperm go wet jeans? Na borehole?

GodMode:
Don't abuse atheists...



Most guys don't know women have higher libido than men..

Tolexander:
what is so ejaculation inhibitory in a situation where there are people packed together and a man satisfying his sexual desire by banging a lady's arse? Dingbat, sexual activity is a thing of the mind and not a mere physical activity. If it is possible for a guy/man to ejaculate through a mere hand job from oneself(masturbation) and a lady, how is it not possible to get the ejaculation from a long rub on a feminine butt?

haul:
dude stfu! And stop fagging around, you dished out spurious words out yet you still feigning being correct!! Snap out of you 2D view and pick up an HD glasses to view my post again,and stop acting like a nagging lady .

hazureal:
It happens and it's very disgusting and annoying. Infact, I witnessed it last week Wednesday when a colleague and I went to collect our PVCs.
When we got to the venue, the INEC officials had not arrived, so everyone waited around.
She was telling me about some challenges she's been having for a while and I was trying to cheer her up.
I noticed a guy in native attire (big buba and trousers) standing and pushing against her from behind her. I initially thought it was because of the crowd, but when some people around us moved away, this guy still stuck behind this woman o!
I became suspicious and asked her to move to her left side. I noticed that she still had her purse in her hand, but d guy still stood rooted to the spot and he started looking up with his mouth open.
You can imagine the disgust when I saw that he had an erection. It was so glaring even through his big buba.
I showed her and she was like " I didn't even notice anything". I was shocked! Was she that depressed that she truly did not notice?
Even when I shouted at the guy, an elderly man came to meet me and said "Madam, you are adding to the problem".
We later got to know he's an im-be-ci-le.
That scene got me so disturbed that when I went to check at the same venue the following day, if the PVC was ready, I carried a poly bag wit some newspapers in it, and I held it behind me.

hazureal:
It happens and it's very disgusting and annoying. Infact, I witnessed it last week Wednesday when a colleague and I went to collect our PVCs.
When we got to the venue, the INEC officials had not arrived, so everyone waited around.
She was telling me about some challenges she's been having for a while and I was trying to cheer her up.
I noticed a guy in native attire (big buba and trousers) standing and pushing against her from behind her. I initially thought it was because of the crowd, but when some people around us moved away, this guy still stuck behind this woman o!
I became suspicious and asked her to move to her left side. I noticed that she still had her purse in her hand, but d guy still stood rooted to the spot and he started looking up with his mouth open.
You can imagine the disgust when I saw that he had an erection. It was so glaring even through his big buba.
I showed her and she was like " I didn't even notice anything". I was shocked! Was she that depressed that she truly did not notice?
Even when I shouted at the guy, an elderly man came to meet me and said "Madam, you are adding to the problem".
We later got to know he's an im-be-ci-le.
That scene got me so disturbed that when I went to check at the same venue the following day, if the PVC was ready, I carried a poly bag wit some newspapers in it, and I held it behind me.

Tolexander:
you could have done yourself the favor by desisting from this barking. There is no small market o.

dhardline:
...I would have not believed too if I had not heard tales from girls in similar situations.Once a girl told me a guy did same to her in a bus,d guy released an even wet her skirt in the process.I pity such men sha when it should take at least 10 to 15mins with serious action to cum some cum wit minor rubbing in a bus.

mztubsy:
I particularly don't find this funny due to the fact that I have once been a victim of this nonsnse.it happnened during madonna uni days.y'all know that private schoool students store up konji.I was just the guy's labrat thatday.he mssed up my skirt.I didn't cause a scene tho,cuz he looked quite nerdy and I felt pityfor him.he felt like a kid.so I just walked away with my friends....funniest thing is we met again @ his faculty and he kpt on pleading and pleading....we became friends afterwards....lolz.these things do happen ,selfcontrol or not.espcially if a lady's got nice ass.

temitemi1:
I smell lies... You must be one of these apc members

donem:
Dam mehn is this your story for real? Lol

sureway1:
please round off your story...

Princezoi:
Konji na Bastard!!!

DICKtator:
He ought to have cu.m on your face though.
It radiates and adding natural protein wouldn't have been a bad idea!!
Hope you slept with him later out of sheer pity like you allowed him c.um on you without any outburst?

tit:
this story is true.
it has happen to me.
men are he-goats!

mztubsy:
There's nutn to round off.I just narrated my own ordeal...story ke? Am i a writer?

sureway1:
ok round off your ordeal, l just have a feeling that the ordeal is not complete....

tardell007:
I smell lies...he was even putting on a jean.

kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

miztola:
The OP's story is plausible altho i can't say for the sperm part.
That's how one was sitting too close for comfort on one of them BRT buses i boarded,little did i know he was looking for br.easts to feel,i gave him a resounding slap on his hand after the second attempt,everyone turned towards us and the silly dude could not say a word.

kowema:
Ok, This happened right before my eyes inside BRT yesterday..I just got back from church and decided to take a BRT bus from Cele to Ikotun..During rush hours like Say between 6:30 a.m-12pm/ 2pm-7:30pm, The regular buses hype their fare from #100 to about 300 naira........it gets really annoying that many people wud rather queue for hours , waiting for BRT buses that charges a constant fare of 50 naira.......This being the case, most times, u can find like 2 sections of people waiting for the BRT bus...The Standing and the Sitting section , with each section containing like 200 n more people respectively (No jokes oh)Depending on the time and location.....E.g Oshodi-Apapa and back BRT Stands, Cele-Ikotun stands etc.....

When I got to the BRT stand, I decided to join the standing Queue that seemed to have lesser number of people... By the time it got to my turn, The bus was so full to the Brim.....A standard BRT bus can take about 45 sitters and then say 49 standers..NB: (Its the loaders and drivers that choke up the bus Cus they get to share the fare from the standers hence the more standers, the more money to share per time)..... You can now imagine how choked up the bus was but I still insisted I must enter the Bus...I had to struggle my way into the bus interior to find a reasonable place to stand, even though other passengers kept saying "No Space, Where u dey go?, Oti Kun" etc....... Finally, One good Samaritan man Cleared a Space in front of him for me and I thanked him and entered.Little did I know that this man was on heat and needed to express his Libido.

The bus moved almost immediately and the next thing o, this man started taking advantage of portholes......When we get to a porthole which wud always make the bus stagger, this man wud just thrust forward without conrol and hit me with his pelvic region...Ah ah!, Initially mehn!, I said to my self " Na the port Hole they cause am "...Each time, I was doing my best to create space between us but the man somehow use porthole excuse to close the gap...in like few mins to our journey, I realized that this man no longer had a flat Pelvis oh!, it was now a growing Protrusion.Henh!, That was when I decided I'm migrating Mbok!. I bin want shout for am but I remembered he was the one who offered me space so I just jejely pushed my way to his back.....He turned and looked at me n I maintained my cool to avoid drama.....I left the girl that was in front of Me at his mercy and I was watching from behind...

I pity the girl o, cause there was traffic....After like 30 secs, he closed the gap I left and started devouring this mumu girl way no notice.......I was watching his body language...After some time he started shaking and sweating , That was the moment......He Ejaculated....Gross!!!!.....He then crossed one of his leg on the other so the Liquid wudnt fall and people wudnt notice....That was when I saw the wet patches on his jeans .......One old mama and another girl also noticed but we just laughed and faced our journey.............How Shameless!!!!!

46arcadez:
@OP u were at his back when he ejaculated and u still saw that his front jeans was soaked with liquid. Get a life. U must not make page by telling lies. Sowie for ur husband or bf cus u will finish him with lies

kowema:
I think I wud have to close with you....You know I had to check ur profile and it confirmed my suspicion. I just knew a fool was behind the scene typing this trash!!...Sorry for ur father That ur mother told lies that resulted in a waste product like you.... Sorry for ur sisters Cus their marriages wud be just one long lie!...


Sorry for the blind girl that wud date a pig like you, Sorry for The innocent woman whose heart you intend to waaank your way into.......Sorry for the generations you wud av and wud still ejaculate prematurely on a Public bus, Public queue, Public office, public toilet, public she hole.....
..Your pain is really deep,maybe you are a product of this action... Ur father probably thought he cud deny he didn't spill the jelly. Until u ended up looking like him....mouse trap for a mouth