diddydiva:

how can one person be Nigeria

Guy don't ridicule our country

akinsadeez:



*falls from egusi tree *

diddydiva:

egusi tree bawo ?

diddydiva:

how can one person be Nigeria

Guy don't ridicule our country

Fatalveli:
Some girls will stalk you till you notice them and when you finally approach them for their digits, they'll be like "I don't have a phone" while they are displaying the phone vividly for you to see

Psalmwise:
lolx me sef jez dey see...was lafin too...no mind autocorrect and dictionary...na dem dey folow persn drag keyboard ontop say nah me buy fone...

SaintChukz:
I just added you to my whatsapp list. kindly accept my request.

akinsadeez:



Yes nah....a very tall egusi tree.

Havent you seen one before?

DieeDiee:


Nope and thank goodness for that if what you say is true

diddydiva:



no mind all these onyerebo they will give us good things come add wahala join.

take care jare bro

Psalmwise:
Tanx jere...and you too
Only God will save us from dem...Assuming Adam and Eve nh black dude e for better

diddydiva:

thank God I have never quoted any guy on nl.

diddydiva:

thank God I have never quoted any guy on nl.

naijaboiy:

i'm covered

tosyne2much:
Hahaha

mrdino:
yes nw, tho not all of them, bt som of ds ladies av ulterior motives for joinin d church workforce

Crocz:

You had to quote all that just to say "OK"?

Yucee55:
No. 7 is so true.
And one came to me after class and requested to photocopy cover page of a reading material EVERYONE in the class has. I obliged. Then, she went further, "pls, how do I contact you when I have finished, to give it back to you?" Na so I carry my no. give am. Don't ask me how the game ended

akinsadeez:
This list is soooo true especially number one.


This list just made me remember my experience when I was still serving. The house I rented, there was this girl there. She was just out of SS3 and was seeking admission into the university. She came to live with one of the tenants while processing her admission. The first thing I noticed about the girl was her bountiful chest. Those things were huge and bouncy. She was really 'buxomly' blessed.
At first I thought she was just being friendly with me like all the other tenants as people usually like corpers. Anytime I came back from court the girl would run up to me, take my bag and hug me with those things. However I began having second thoughts when I noticed a pattern. Anytime I decided to wash my clothes at the well, that is when the girl will know that she wants to fetch water. She would then change into a wrapper to be fetching water while I was washing. To start with, when fetching the water the fetching motion would make the wrapper slip and she would now be using her hand to adjust them things while giving me a good view. Choi!
secondly while fetching d water, some would pour on the wrapper making the thing to stick to the ......... To make matters worse she would now call me to come and help her lift the pail of water on her head for her to carry it inside d house. When she bends down for us to lift the pail together I will now be looking directly at those huge things very near my face with nothing but a flimsy wet wrapper covering them. Choi.
I almost made a move until I learnt that she was just 17yrs. I used to come across child defilement cases everyday and was even handling some myself so it was definitely a no-no for me. Besides there were many willing fellow corpers for me to contemplate messing with an underage in the same house.
The day I did my POP the girl really surprised me though.

Psalmwise:
No wonder...den u dnt knw much about the Nigerian Babes and ladies...
They are a very distinct...asin eh u can't understand unless u grewup with dem...So I guess u knw nothing about wat tosyn as being saying about girls all dis while...,
You need to be lectured

Fatalveli:
Kid, what 're you doing here

Yucee55:
No. 7 is so true.
And one came to me after class and requested to photocopy cover page of a reading material EVERYONE in the class has. I obliged. Then, she went further, "pls, how do I contact you when I have finished, to give it back to you?" Na so I carry my no. give am. Don't ask me how the game ended

hahahahahahahaha

oboi oyah finish your story ooooo else ..........

Ultimate300:
Hmm, Mr. 10 things.

diddydiva:

thank God I have never quoted any guy on nl.

naijaboiy:
Chai!!! So True...

On Nairaland,,she starts quoting you up and down.

She must find a way to advertise her single status in some of her posts.

She deliberately puts up her contact details on her profile

Some of them become unnecessarily aggressive towards guys/men as a result of frustration

On some profiles you'll see "i'm a God fearing and independent lady" as their personal message.
This one is to attract suitors for marriage

Psalmwise:
Am lookiing for my mommy...did u see her