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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by beegreat96: 9:42pm On Apr 04, 2015
There was this lady i met on NL , her dp was very beautiful , on meeting her for d first time i was shocked . In order not to waste any money on d date i had to order 2 bottle waters quickly .

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 9:42pm On Apr 04, 2015
Omotayor123:

I guess dis ur dp is d original u as well. Lol
Are you indirectly bashing my friend? tongue
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by chibwike(m): 9:42pm On Apr 04, 2015
Lmao...how on earth did i miss this thread

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by totoakins(m): 9:45pm On Apr 04, 2015
I just had to drop mine. one day while I was still a student in Ife, I added up a girl on Badoo, the c pictures and poses were fantastic so we decided to meet up the next day.we both described what we were wearing so we could locate each other. Omo when I saw this girl I was disappointed she had this huge tribal marks ehn it was terrible, she was also an indigene anyway I bought food for her but I have not seen her since then
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by kinglekan: 9:45pm On Apr 04, 2015
tosyne2much:
Bros, you should know that guys spend extra time in the bathroom especially when going to meet your crush cheesy

Osha fe fine ju. U gas scrub all dose hidden places wey ur hand neva reach in a while naa.

Heheheheh

Na play I dey play ooooo

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by guseman(m): 9:45pm On Apr 04, 2015
Yes, lately all I do is look at profile pictures of all our ladies here. All I do is just laugh.

There is one of our moderators that do change her profile pics every five minutes as if she is contesting for Miss Nairaland, though she claims she is hooked/married. I won't mention her name but guys, you know who am talking about because her thread is always on front page. She is thick... (continue in PEJ)

Back to the matter, I met this lady back in my 100 level days in a taxi on our way back to town from school. I saw the same question paper we wrote that day GST 101 it's general course for all 100 level students.

I love everything about her the moment I sat by her side in the taxi. I queried her, did you write that paper, she said yes. I love the voice and her innocent look.

We started talking about the exam till we got to her bus stop. I paid her fare but she was reluctant to step out of the car, I did and I waited for her. Finally she did step out it was then I noticed she is limping. Hmmmmmm

I laughed in my mind, see gobe but I didn't show it.... Jambito things... Things didn't work out but six years after graduation we met again. Then I asked her why is she always acting each time I visit her,she said she is a Virgin back then and always afraid of boys.. Maybe what her mum told her before she left home.
But honestly already in my mind, I have taken her for who she is but things did not work out cos she acted in a way that pissed me off.
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 9:48pm On Apr 04, 2015
The first and only time I ever matchmade a couple. Started out as a joke when my very short roomate was jilted by her bf and she started disturbing me to find her a generous young man that could spend on her. She was done with love.
Meanwhile I had a very stingy good looking cousin that was looking for a tall and sexy girl.
I matchmade the two of them.....supervising their "get to know each other" processover a period of three months.
The shocker came for the guy first the day they were finally supposed to meet. My cousin goes out expecting to see the face he had gotten familiar with over bbm and whatsapp. And he saw the face quite alright, except that it was attached to a super short lady. I had to go on exile that day. My cousin would have maimed me if he met me at home when he returned.
But they started getting serious....to my dismay.
And then my roomate discovered that my cousin was rich. Rich skills in romantic poetry writing and recitals. As far as money was concerned, he'd rather spend it on anything except women.
Where was I the whole while? Laughing through the series of events that resulted from mym first matchmaking attempt.

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by modskiller(m): 9:49pm On Apr 04, 2015
The second time, I got this girl's digit from a friend whom I later nicknamed Modafuka Mufutau. He told me very beautiful things bout this babe and how guys in the Isale Eko are were all not man enough to ask her out. As a bad sharp island guy, I took it up on what's app, come see angel, her picture fine die. Upon say dem don talk say guys bo get the balls to follow her talk, come see as I dey feel like Mufasa from lion king. On the D-day we agreed to meet come see as guys troop follow Lion King. I never knew life could be so delicate till we saw the babe. Upon calling the babe wey she wave give me from afar, as I look back say make I holla my guys say na bad market we wan buy, they've all disappeared into thin air. I no run though, I still did my Lion king shyt thing and faced it like a man. But shyt, my ish was the latest news on the lips of guys in my department. I learned to lay low ever since.

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by EcoTerror: 9:50pm On Apr 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
It has happen to me,hmmmm i met this dude on fb but he never gree to show me his full pics.we fixed a weekened to meet and to my surprise i couldnt belive what i saw!! shocked the guy is a cripple that u hardly see say he get legs self.The guy rich dieee and very handsome but i cant date him cos no feelings.I change my number cos i cant just continue hearing that voice!!! cheesy cheesy
you ran away because he is crippled?

Mtschewww



Abeg commot dirty wey dey ur nose make person see road

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Atmmachine(m): 9:51pm On Apr 04, 2015
I hate ugly girls using Instagram to filter their ugliness.
Just be real & i will not have any problem with you.

I met this girl on facebook, we exchanged our phone numbers & fixed a date to meet each other.
I had to fly from New York to Chicago to meet her.
She ain't bad, she wasn't that fine chick i saw on facebook, i immediately realized the power of instagram.
She has a very sophisticated -ass & an amazing -breast.
I never complained because she payed for everything, the hotel we stayed,the food & the return flight tickect back to New York.
We are still friends, she just left my house 3 days ago.
We've been having some amazing sex since i met her, she's so amazing

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 9:52pm On Apr 04, 2015
Omotayor123:

I guess dis ur dp is d original u as well. Lol
yea ma'am. . . datz orijingrin

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 9:53pm On Apr 04, 2015
kinglekan:


Osha fe fine ju. U gas scrub all dose hidden places wey ur hand neva reach in a while naa.

Heheheheh

Na play I dey play ooooo
Bros, chop 5 jawe

You get am baje baje

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 9:56pm On Apr 04, 2015
Atmmachine:
I hate ugly girls using Instagram to filter their ugliness.
Just be real & i will not have any problem with you.

I met this girl on facebook, we exchanged our phone numbers & fixed a date to meet each other.
I had to fly from New York to Chicago to meet her.
She ain't bad, she wasn't that fine chick i saw on facebook, i immediately realized the power of instagram.
She has a very sophisticated -ass & an amazing -breast.
I never complained because she payed for everything, the hotel we stayed,the food & the return flight tickect back to New York.
We are still friends, she just left my house 3 days ago.
We've been having some amazing sex since i met her, she's so amazing
Bros, make sure you enjoy your life to the fullest cheesy
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by VickyRotex(f): 9:57pm On Apr 04, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

So guys don't deceive abi angry embarassed
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 9:58pm On Apr 04, 2015
EcoTerror:
you ran away because he is crippled?

Mtschewww



Abeg commot dirty wey dey ur nose make person see road
Hahaha cheesy

Bros abeg take am easy oooo
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 9:59pm On Apr 04, 2015
VickyRotex:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

So guys don't deceive abi angry embarassed
They do but it's paramount to know that it's peculiar to ladies
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Atmmachine(m): 10:01pm On Apr 04, 2015
tosyne2much:
Bros, make sure you enjoy your life to the fullest cheesy

#Y-O-L-O
You-Only-Live-Once
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by olareed(m): 10:02pm On Apr 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
It has happen to me,hmmmm i met this dude on fb but he never gree to show me his full pics.we fixed a weekened to meet and to my surprise i couldnt belive what i saw!! shocked the guy is a cripple that u hardly see say he get legs self.The guy rich dieee and very handsome but i cant date him cos no feelings.I change my number cos i cant just continue hearing that voice!!! cheesy cheesy
so money sef get boundary not even to compensate for his disability...#teamNoFeelingsFuckMoney
In another opinion: koni dafun feelings when u meet a crippled Dangote...leyin ko ti love e be...
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by kaboninc(m): 10:04pm On Apr 04, 2015
prettyboi1989:
hehe i luv dis, where are those white faced nairaland girls that be thinking they are d finest girls on nairaland meanwhile they are far from pretty? they prolly no where to be found lol

You mean

Sambarry?
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by anonym0us: 10:06pm On Apr 04, 2015
OohMpa:
E get one girl for here wey people talk say she fine....
Open thlead, you see her name
One guy mention crush, you see her name
One guy even call am baby mama

Ooh Mpa say this girl must be veli veli fine.
Ooh Mpa bought anti hypertension dlugs just in case her beauty for dp give me hypertension. Ooh Mpa also bought a full cup of Vaseline just for preasure angry

Ooh Mpa now open the plofile, The thing dey load small. Argh, this pinshure must be very fine, ooh Mpa said....sad
After pinshure load, ooh Mpa look am for 30 secs, look site, look link to make sure na the right moniker. E load am again, again up to 8x, rotate am, even uproad for hin plasma, The thing still dey as e dey...

Ooh Mpa no talk, waka go meet person wey sell am Vaseline, give am upper cut angry
NL bwoiz, una know who fine?

She be mod, ooh Mpa no wan ban angry
na wan forano abi ma farano,

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by VickyRotex(f): 10:07pm On Apr 04, 2015
tosyne2much:
They do but it's paramount to know that it's peculiar to ladies

undecided undecided
Undisputed!!! grin grin





I smile when people hype dp's and pictures of people they've never met.

When you finally meet them, you'd discover that some are so disappointing, while some are beyond expectation.

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by jamex93(m): 10:12pm On Apr 04, 2015
tosyne2much:
Congrats bro

May God reward in abundance for your academic pursuit





amen ooooo

wish u same
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 10:12pm On Apr 04, 2015
VickyRotex:


undecided undecided
Undisputed!!! grin grin



I smile when people hype dp's and pictures of people they've never met.

When you finally meet them, you'd discover that some are so disappointing, while some are beyond expectation.
I'm glad you can reason with me

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 10:15pm On Apr 04, 2015
olareed:
so money sef get boundary not even to compensate for his disability...#teamNoFeelingsFuckMoney
In another opinion: koni dafun feelings when u meet a crippled Dangote...leyin ko ti love e be...
undecided
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 10:17pm On Apr 04, 2015
EcoTerror:
you ran away because he is crippled?

Mtschewww



Abeg commot dirty wey dey ur nose make person see road
undecided undecided which dirty dey ur nose?
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by EcoTerror: 10:20pm On Apr 04, 2015
chillingbabe:
I think I know who you're referring to.. grin
is it Isinwa? Just asking
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by EcoTerror: 10:26pm On Apr 04, 2015
prettythicksme:
undecided undecided which dirty dey ur nose?
girl take down that your profile pix or clean your nose cos its disgusting.

Haba abi u no dey see am


U run from cripple whereas ur face worwor

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Whynotthetruth(m): 10:27pm On Apr 04, 2015
francizy:
LoL, am actually impressed by what/who I saw because she's prettier than she looked on her NL DPs tho. She's damn cute. Not telling her moniker tho.. wink grin



You went to see her without telling your best man...You see your life
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Charliiee(m): 10:29pm On Apr 04, 2015
DeKasablanca:
No1 z perfect. A lot of celebrities, evn hollywood look worse, so give we girls a break
Lool, u look good
Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 10:31pm On Apr 04, 2015
EcoTerror:
girl take down that your profile pix or clean your nose cos its disgusting.

Haba abi u no dey see am


U run from cripple whereas ur face worwor
pls what is ur problem with my pics,did i force u to mention me or y are u dumb like this#abeg park well jor,u dey mad?so u mean dirt go dey my nose and i go take pinshure are u high on goat poo?guy dont try shit with me shey i no ur papa ni or i tell u say i dey look for bf?#u don mad bf ugly beast!!

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by djdavisy(m): 10:36pm On Apr 04, 2015
It happened to me to me on several occasions, I met this girl on facebook we chatted for days then she invited me to her granny's burial. When i got there I was very surprised when I saw this girl, she was looking so dark and ugly though with nice curves

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Re: Guys, Ever Been Deceived By A Lady's Profile Picture? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 10:38pm On Apr 04, 2015
The best antidote to this is insisting on her sending other pics, and watch out for her selfie photos without editing or anything

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