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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 9:33pm On Apr 06, 2015

Twaci:
Lagbaja nothing for u!

*drag her back* see i no dey joke with money ooo

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ojaydedon(m): 10:23pm On Apr 06, 2015

I WANT TO MAKE YOU AN OFFER angry

AND PROMISE ME YOU WONT SAY NO angry

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by zinachidi(m): 10:32pm On Apr 06, 2015

'hey baby, are u an electrician? Cos u light up my world'

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by SELENAqueensy(f): 11:06pm On Apr 06, 2015

Baby were you injured?
And the girl is like why?
Baby, I mean were you injured when you fell from heaven?

The line to me is very lame tho and it's common

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by SELENAqueensy(f): 11:08pm On Apr 06, 2015

Excuse me, you are under arrest
The girl, what do u mean?

I just got a call from heaven that an angel is missing, so am arresting you and taking you back embarassed

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kilmix: 11:13pm On Apr 06, 2015

Lemme drop this old line.

"You are the silky gazelle of the esteemed paradise, blazing radiance on me in a blissful beam".

*picks up dictionary to cross-check the jargon*

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by lilmax(m): 11:13pm On Apr 06, 2015

SELENAqueensy:
Excuse me, you are under arrest
The girl, what do u mean?

I just got a call from heaven that an angel is missing, so am arresting you and taking you back

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by SELENAqueensy(f): 11:18pm On Apr 06, 2015

lilmax:

Lol, I know, very lame
But I got it once

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ayusco85(m): 11:29pm On Apr 06, 2015

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

this actually happened to me.................

Me: Hi bae
Girl: hello
Me: *face lookin sad and worried* told her ''there is something wrong with my phone''
Girl: whats wrong with it?
Me: ur phone number is not in it *with a cute smile on my face*
Girl: she laughs and collected my phone and typed her number in it.

dont go and try it o, it works 1 out of 4.

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Gabrielsylar(m): 11:31pm On Apr 06, 2015

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

ode

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by aniagoluaustin(m): 11:33pm On Apr 06, 2015

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Aare2050(m): 11:35pm On Apr 06, 2015

Olanike! Olanike!! Olanikeee!!!
Eemelo nimo pe e?
If I wan toast u, noreply me wit such o.
I will just calld angel to reserve to space.
And u will be like 'u n who'?
N I will tell u: its Me n u

lanicky:
Lol.

I love her reply.

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Suspect33(m): 11:35pm On Apr 06, 2015

Funny, but it works on yoruba girls grin

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by COvo(m): 11:35pm On Apr 06, 2015

Following.

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by logica(m): 11:36pm On Apr 06, 2015

Now is your time to do shakara; but remember you've got a time limit. It's like a football game. Once the ref blows the final whistle, you will start sleeping at churches praying for "God fearing man".

Oh by the way, the guy's line was pretty cheesy. Her response was not exactly a coup de grace. The guy could've lightened it up with a "Shuo! E no reash like dat na! I nefa reach go Heaven while u dey down hia. U fit tag along na...". That's if he has a funny side and was not completely deflated. I know say the guy don score before with that line; e fit don use am 100 times that day alone.

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Dolemite(f): 11:37pm On Apr 06, 2015

Guy must have been reading Charlesnneji1 's ridiculous book. grin

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by mikelcool(m): 11:37pm On Apr 06, 2015

For school I witnesssed a girl humiliate one guy. The line the guy use self lame. He said that she looked familiar. who says that these days the girl said she does not know him. As the girl was leaving the guy followed her if u see the girl shouted why are you following me. Am sure the guy felt the floor should just open up and swallow him.

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Geenickel(m): 11:38pm On Apr 06, 2015

The only scarce life giving cum in my......

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Doortun(m): 11:38pm On Apr 06, 2015

Write my address and number on a small piece of paper and hand it to her saying 8 O clock don't be late!

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by falconey(m): 11:39pm On Apr 06, 2015

the guy is super dumb you don't need permission to ask a girl out. The line sucks!

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Geenickel(m): 11:40pm On Apr 06, 2015

SELENAqueensy:
Baby were you injured?
And the girl is like why?
Baby, I mean were you injured when you fell from heaven?

The line to me is very lame tho and it's common

baby as i see ur dp ehnn......

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 11:42pm On Apr 06, 2015

FRONT PAGE? shocked

Corruption everywhere. This shii isn't FP worthy
*Spits on topic and walks awt*

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 11:42pm On Apr 06, 2015

vislabraye:

This one works best, "nice legs, what time do theynopen?"

The kind slap you go hear for your face no get original

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by EMEKA1MILLION(m): 11:43pm On Apr 06, 2015

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by logica(m): 11:43pm On Apr 06, 2015

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

Good response from the guy: "bad signal...can't reach the Angel...can I use your phone?" Now if he is really desperate and she got carried away and actually gave him her phone, he'll just call his own phone; hand her her phone telling her "speak to the Angel"...and have a conversation with her. Then he has her number. wink

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by candycrushsoda: 11:44pm On Apr 06, 2015

* You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

* You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

* Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by spanzed(m): 11:44pm On Apr 06, 2015

ipleddge:
i thought u will choose me,i Would have slap you...toi made d right choice

And this got me laffing... grin

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Holyfield1(m): 11:49pm On Apr 06, 2015

Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I just received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too . I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

Maybe the guy mouth no sweet...Imagine a sugar- mouthed guy...Lol tellin' a lady such she'd just smile,I swear she don fall already nd u'll do the normal tinz sha...No be my mouth u go hear that one o!

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 11:50pm On Apr 06, 2015

I strongly perceive that our dear OP shared her personal experience *drinks chivita

i confam say the guy no 2 try buh gurls will consider same word sexy iif he said iit frm a 2015 range *sips chivita

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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 11:52pm On Apr 06, 2015

Dannidom:
THE TOM TOM IN MY MOUTH

baby u re the strap in my bra

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by RaphaelOjefo: 11:53pm On Apr 06, 2015

Nothing we no go hear for NL so this kine tin fit make FP...mehn....!!
Iz nor even funny

Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by vislabraye(m): 11:54pm On Apr 06, 2015

Justfollowit:

The kind slap you go hear for your face no get original

As long as i no touch her breaast she no fit t raise her hand.

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