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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by petkoffDrake(m): 11:28pm On Apr 10, 2015
lanicky:



Lol.....thanks anyways smiley

only thanx? cry
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Sunnypar(m): 12:56pm On Feb 17, 2016
missnikky:
The ponmo in my indomie grin
Hello!
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 1:17pm On Feb 17, 2016
Twaci:
So last week a friend of mine told me how a cute looking guy stepped up to her with a cocky smile and confidently told her, "Bae, I jShe received a call from an angel who told me that if I don't ask u out, I'll just die..."

With an emotionless face, she had replied, "Call him back and tell him to reserve a room for u in heaven".

Now that line was just plain ridiculous and funny too grin. I am sure you all must have heard sillier and crazier pick up lines. Do share let's have fun!

grin


Hi Bae, I bet 10k with my friends over there that I will ask you out, get your digits and get a hug. So let's just act it out in pretense and you get 50% as your cut.

She will most likely laugh and there you go. Pay me if it works for you.

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