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Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by blackpriest0911: 11:58pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
Just passing |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 11:58pm On Apr 06, 2015 |
vislabraye: |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by pathmartins(m): 12:00am On Apr 07, 2015 |
[i][/i][color=#000099][/color] Lmaooo |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ebony2011(m): 12:00am On Apr 07, 2015 |
why not in hell. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by logica(m): 12:00am On Apr 07, 2015 |
vimi:He won't have to say a word; just park and open door. 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by pathmartins(m): 12:01am On Apr 07, 2015 |
blackpriest0911:Lool Enjoy Bye_Bye |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 12:02am On Apr 07, 2015 |
logica: Lol... i no trust u again o, so thats wat u do with that ur range sport? |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by BigElEddy(m): 12:04am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Is ur daddy a terrorist cus baby u d bomb! 1 Like |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kachnov(m): 12:04am On Apr 07, 2015 |
hey girl ,you must be tired Girl: why? cus you've been running through my mind all day .. Girl where are your wings? girl:huh Cus angels usually have a pair. .. Hello,do you have an extra sunshades? Girl:No,why? The radiance of your beauty is too bright. .. Girl why are you greedy? girl:wtf? Your beauty is meant for three people. 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by logica(m): 12:07am On Apr 07, 2015 |
vimi:LOL. Guy, you wan make some girls here begin stalk me? Abeg o! I only hear of parking lot pimping o. I no get car o. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by neyur: 12:08am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Twaci: Nairalanders, always refers there problems to friends....a guy stoped you and ask you out....plain truth. 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by monsterprick(m): 12:08am On Apr 07, 2015 |
please angel I was told if I didn't toast you dollar exchange won't be 1 naira again. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Dannidom(m): 12:08am On Apr 07, 2015 |
This works for me "excuse me miss do you have a name? Wondering how your name wil sound in my mouth. Incase you are shy can i cal you angel?" responses ranges from "eheh are u lukin for someone" ('village grl response' Helo am toasting you ofcourse am luking for ur number) "ofcourse, the name is sandra" (runs girl) but when she smiles and luk you straight into the eye. Bam! Jackpot 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kilmix: 12:08am On Apr 07, 2015 |
3 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Osrachingy(m): 12:09am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Hey! Do you have credit on ur phone? Girl - why I wanna call my mom and tell her Iv jst found the girl in my dreams. Hey! Am new in town, Can I have directions to your place 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by dre11(m): 12:09am On Apr 07, 2015 |
SELENAqueensy: Should I come and arrest you then |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 12:12am On Apr 07, 2015 |
kilmix:yes oo...its one of my numerous investments*in my drms* 1 Like |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kilmix: 12:12am On Apr 07, 2015 |
NL... some people's bed, pillow and dovet. Mainwhile, and typing from dreamland. |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kilmix: 12:14am On Apr 07, 2015 |
AJCutie: U must be on forbes list *in ur drms*. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kesikeller(m): 12:15am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Nne the earlier the better, enwere mu time for love letter. Nne ifunanya nwere na Ebe ino na afu mu ufu na anya 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Deamonyaweh(m): 12:15am On Apr 07, 2015 |
ipleddge:is dat yhu had issues wit yhur english teacher bk at skul |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 12:19am On Apr 07, 2015 |
kilmix:i'm still working towards dat*in reality* |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by ipleddge: 12:20am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Deamonyaweh:yes,Oya kill urself |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by mimicious(f): 12:21am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Just tell d bae! * bae is ur mum a okro seLler, cos u love draws me close to u* 1 Like |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by mimicious(f): 12:21am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Just tell d bae! * bae is ur mum a okro seLler, cos ur love draws me close to u* 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by vareal(m): 12:23am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Ur [b][/b][color=#990000][/color] ar ripe do u mind if I take a suckk |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kilmix: 12:24am On Apr 07, 2015 |
AJCutie: Quietly viewing you from my penthouse apartment, winnipeg, manitoba, CA. *See U when U get there - Coolio* |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kilmix: 12:25am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Baby are you a Lizard? Cuz agama eye on you. 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by Nobody: 12:27am On Apr 07, 2015 |
kilmix:tanx |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by MockinJay(m): 12:27am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Are you a parking ticket? Cuz you got fine written all over you 1 Like |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by kilmix: 12:31am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Re: Funny Toasting Lines! by badinfluence: 12:35am On Apr 07, 2015 |
Baby your feet must be hurting cos you've been running through my mind all day |
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