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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:33am On Jul 18, 2015
PIC OF THE HYMEN NA
Sassybae:
Hehehe I can't show you here nah,
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:33am On Jul 18, 2015
Lolz, that's wah I dunno
Danjuma827:
how can we confirm?
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:35am On Jul 18, 2015
Lol I'll show you when u ready 2see it hehehe, buh can't see it nah, its to test nd confirm
Jacksparrow0712:
PIC OF THE HYMEN NA
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:38am On Jul 18, 2015
Hahahah even ma pastor knows am a virgin oo, so no need to stand up, buh nah wa oo y virgins scarce. For naija sef
mystage:

hahahahaha. just pray u re nt present in church on dat day bcus dats d day ur secret of sneaking to block me under dat tree wud leak out nt just to ur mum bt also to the press.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:42am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Hahahah even ma pastor knows am a virgin oo, so no need to stand up, buh nah wa oo y virgins scarce. For naija sef
So ur pastor knws u re a virgin? u gave him the opportunity to check it abi? same opportunity i asked for and u refuse me abi? bt wait o, bt dat ur mouth doesnt luk lik a virgin also o, it luks lik a mouth that has suck uncountable dicks. "wink"
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:44am On Jul 18, 2015
cool cry grinhmmm mama
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:45am On Jul 18, 2015
I'm always ready. I'm ready now wink
Sassybae:
Lol I'll show you when u ready 2see it hehehe, buh can't see it nah, its to test nd confirm
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:50am On Jul 18, 2015
Lwkm, arrrhh people suck dick, dint know oo
mystage:

So ur pastor knws u re a virgin? u gave him the opportunity to check it abi? same opportunity i asked for and u refuse me abi? bt wait o, bt dat ur mouth doesnt luk lik a virgin also o, it luks lik a mouth that has suck uncountable dicks. "wink"
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:53am On Jul 18, 2015
Hehehe lolz,
Jacksparrow0712:
I'm always ready. I'm ready now wink
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:56am On Jul 18, 2015
So what are we waiting for?
Sassybae:
Hehehe lolz,
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 10:58am On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712 and sassybae stop derailing
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:01am On Jul 18, 2015
Lolz,will holla u when am readyy
Jacksparrow0712:
So what are we waiting for?
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:05am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Lwkm, arrrhh people suck dick, dint know oo
No they dnt suck dick. dey lick dick like lollipop. infact dey chop/eat dick like carrot. i heard frm numerous gfs that its nt only yummy bt also gud to a lady's health. so if u havent tasted, i wud advice u to do so.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:08am On Jul 18, 2015
Andrew114:
cool cry grinhmmm mama
mummy's boy
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Danjuma827(m): 11:08am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Lolz, that's wah I dunno
we know already na
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:11am On Jul 18, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Jacksparrow0712 and sassybae stop derailing
Are they derailing and how? atleast chats and comments are the same na.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:12am On Jul 18, 2015
Lolz, this guy is crazy, ayaf heard you grin
mystage:

No they dnt suck dick. dey lick dick like lollipop. infact dey chop/eat dick like carrot. i heard frm numerous gfs that its nt only yummy bt also gud to a lady's health. so if u havent tasted, i wud advice u to do so.

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Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:14am On Jul 18, 2015
Babe we not derailing, we still on the topic afterall
lagmostkuit:
Jacksparrow0712 and sassybae stop derailing
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:15am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Babe we not derailing, we still on the topic afterall
Issorite.. kiss
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:16am On Jul 18, 2015
mystage:

Are they derailing and how? atleast chats and comments are the same na.
U again!

I talk to u? undecided
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:16am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Lolz, this guy is crazy, ayaf heard you grin
Lolz. nor be only crazy, na mady. creamy dick dey available o if u wish to start ur tasting spree
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:17am On Jul 18, 2015
We no chatting outta topic sad
lagmostkuit:
Jacksparrow07.12 and sassybae stop derailing
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:18am On Jul 18, 2015
Make it quick. Can't wait to confirm
Sassybae:
Lolz,will holla u when am readyy
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:18am On Jul 18, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
We no chatting outta topic sad
I don hear b4 u chop me grin cheesy
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:18am On Jul 18, 2015
lagmostkuit:
U again!
I talk to u? undecided
Sorry. are u referring to me or its just a slip of both fingers and mindset?
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:19am On Jul 18, 2015
Lolz no thanks
mystage:

Lolz. nor be only crazy, na mady. creamy dick dey available o if u wish to start ur tasting spree
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:20am On Jul 18, 2015
undecided undecided undecided I go like chop your lunch box join tongue tongue
lagmostkuit:

I don hear b4 u chop me grin cheesy
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:20am On Jul 18, 2015
mystage:

Sorry. are u referring to me or its just a slip of both fingers and mindset?
None of d above undecided
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:21am On Jul 18, 2015
Lolz wah did that guy do to you
lagmostkuit:

U again!

I talk to u? undecided
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:23am On Jul 18, 2015
Lolz yea buh that will be 2019 sha
Jacksparrow0712:
Make it quick. Can't wait to confirm
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:24am On Jul 18, 2015
Sassybae:
Lolz no thanks
See dis fine babe o. am nt referring to mine o bcus mine has been taking. infact my own down smal like toothpick bcus dem don chop am smal. am only referring u to jacksparrow dick.
Re: The Face Your Mum Makes When The Pastor Calls Out All Virgins In Church. by Nobody: 11:25am On Jul 18, 2015
shocked shocked shocked the thing go Don block by then o
Sassybae:
Lolz yea buh that will be 2019 sha

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