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wisdomguy4u:
Good advice... May God protect and guide my john thomas as it wallow tru the valley of death.

Lol....Guy, u be yeye person o!

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may01:
Okay. So what what happened to the guy?

most u know wat hapen 2 d guy?jst read d story and learn 4m it,shikenna!

cococandy:
Even if this story is a lie, it could happen.
Wouldn't you rather be careful?

Sadly konji and carefulness hardly mix
Na oil and water. Candy, you're not encouraging lies though.

Jenny1010:
Men are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of themselves and become irrational when sexually aroused especially when the opposite sex is on sight, they literally starts thinking with their joystick. Whatever you do, for your own safety stop offering your joystick to strangers ( prostitutes, one night stand, etc) for mouth-action. Stop risking your life for few minute ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or girlfriend whom you have known for a longtime.

I heard a shocking story yesterday, although unverified, but I believe people should learn from this story. The victim, A final year student of one of the university in Nigeria, invited a girl he met on Facebook to come visit him. Around 1am in the night, the hostel mates were woken up by a loud scream protruding from the victims room. They rushed to find out what the problem was, but the door was locked. After several knock on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were meet with a shocking sight of the victim naked in pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And in the other side few distance from the victim, is the girl naked and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signifies she was having an epileptic seizure. She was giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started.

Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having an rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for quite some time --minutes to hours.

Have you ever consider if that stranger you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS , epilepsy is not written on the face . That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy.

Better be warned.

Whole lots of drama out there. OP, you're a little bit biased. Lol. This advice is not only for men but also women. Women too should stop giving it out.

You see, it takes two to tango. Women do enjoy it as well. And I pity those who do it.

Jenny1010:
Men are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of themselves and become irrational when sexually aroused especially when the opposite sex is on sight, they literally starts thinking with their joystick. Whatever you do, for your own safety stop offering your joystick to strangers ( prostitutes, one night stand, etc) for mouth-action. Stop risking your life for few minute ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or girlfriend whom you have known for a longtime.

I heard a shocking story yesterday, although unverified, but I believe people should learn from this story. The victim, A final year student of one of the university in Nigeria, invited a girl he met on Facebook to come visit him. Around 1am in the night, the hostel mates were woken up by a loud scream protruding from the victims room. They rushed to find out what the problem was, but the door was locked. After several knock on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were meet with a shocking sight of the victim naked in pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And in the other side few distance from the victim, is the girl naked and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signifies she was having an epileptic seizure. She was giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started.

Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having an rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for quite some time --minutes to hours.

Have you ever consider if that stranger you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS , epilepsy is not written on the face . That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy.

Better be warned.

If you are involved in this, Kindly disregard the OP's Advise and continue to offer your joystick to every girl you come across.
What is the percentage of girls with epilepsy?

You can't say because one bus going to Onitsha had accidents so nobody should travel to Onitsha by bus again.
Absolutely Unacceptable.

Omg! Forking heeel! The guy will never remain the same again!

misspicy:
Hahahahahahaha...e dey happen

so you sef don almost bite pexon dik off abi

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cococandy:
Even if this story is a lie, it could happen.

Wouldn't you rather be careful?

JT Apart!u re such a pretty damsel!

"loud scream potruding from the victim's room". Hmmmm,scream dey potrude? People dey talk 4me o

Happiness87:
babe, lol, your question funny o o, op has passed the main gist

just wwanted know

IamLEGEND1:
well
the penís belongs to us, so itz ours to lose.
i can go stick my penís in a grinding machine if i want.

I dare you to do that

thats nt true. This is an old story that transpired a long time ago in UNILAG.

wisdomguy4u:
Good advice... May God protect and guide my john thomas as it wallow tru the valley of death.

...awumen

chara019:
I dare you to do that

so you no like me like diz......
u go marry me after everything?

Another unverifiable story. Una well done.

Omo see Gobe

lmfao ;Dlmfao. see how some of my guys dey give themselves words of consolation. they don't want to use ear hear this your story Op.

Jenny1010 reminds me so much of a poster called Amya. Lots of fake stories.
For your information this story has revolved around clubs and bars in Unilag for ages.
We used to debate about it back in the day in a hypothetical way.
Decades old story.

lekjons:
i can play with everything, except my JT, infact fear don dey catch me...


make i insert protection

For a sec thought it was a tap, dat was locked with a key

StevenJay01:
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JT Apart!u re such a pretty damsel!

Thanks

I even hate sim 2 port.

may01:
Okay. So what what happened to the guy?

Lol isn't it obvious?

Omg!!

Choi!

I can imagine how painful that is. I only pray they stitch him up. But the girl shouldn't have done it tho. Cuz she knew about her condition.

By the way, if this seizures occurs during a state of high pleasure or anxiety like you said, then how do people with seizure problem have sex? @OP

Op, from your write-up what i can deduce is that men have high sex libido. Thats all.

OP what makes you think every man is the way you described it. Your chauvinistic view is outdated

Story story

Miner13:
Just type " what happen to the guy" to google I'm pretty sure you'll receive million and one answer

Hope I'm helpful with that

Thanks me later

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