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hello bae, can I pour san san in your garri?

You don't request for sex, you initiate it.

mikolo80:
yoU killed it with joe music
You my friend are a badt guy

please what is Joe music?

Thanks

olowookerekemi:
lemme grease ur engine its gttn rust

Best Advice ever!! I'm sure this wld work considering its coming from a female. M sure we cn try d trick on her n see if it works!

olowookerekemi:
lemme grease ur engine its gttn rust

Best Advice ever!! I'm sure this wld work considering its coming from a female. M sure we cn try d trick on her n see if it works!

Daninya11:
Never you ask a girl for sex.

Never you beg a girl for sex.

Never you act or sound desperate for sex.

If you do any of these, you have handed over the keys of the relationship to her and she will use it to control you..

A girl is not doing you any favor by having sex with you. They enjoy sex because of their nerve ending more than a guy.

You could cleverly insinuate sex via charts on social networks. For example, when she tells you it is time for her to hit the cover. Tell her not to dream of you cause you get girls pregnant in their dreams. Jokingly tell her that you don't have sex with just any girl until you are dead sure, you love her and want to commit to the relationship.. Drop sexual hint once awhile..

Years ago when I was still a coach in the game, I dated a fair pretty girl for like 6 month without acting like I am interested in having sex with her. She was dazed and confused. She started acting weird. One day she decided to know if I was impotent. Na she attack, I show am say me na sex god. After the show, it flowed natural.

Go for a kiss, don't be in a hurry to touch her boobs the 1st time. At the next show, go for her boobs, if she gives you go ahead, go for the kill. If she withdraws, try again. If she gree, free am.. One day she go fall yakata..

What do I even know.. Me na boy..

Drop my pen here..

Signed :Daninya11

chai

deyemia:
hello bae, can I pour san san in your garri?

no can i put some diesel in your engine lol

Currently, The coolest way to ask for sex politely is to tell her " Let's Netflix and Chill" [color=#990000][/color]

Enegod:
Just Show up on her doorstep naked. This usually works pretty good for me.

the naked mad from yhe play book ut cahances of getting laid from these is 2 to 3

predatorX:
buy a nice romantic blue film, not pornography ooo!! buy a nice alcoholic drink that is expensive and sweet, take her to Silverbed Cinemas and watch all the movies that they have till 10pm. make sure you have Joe's complete album in your house. make sure you have dim lights and a Powerful Air-conditioner.

when cold starts catching her and the booze has taken effect, play the blue film and music simultanoeusly, she wee start to shiver like "a dog that just baff"

..we that are living near sambisa forest and dont have access to all those nko? I guess we have to sip some cold nunu then play her a local guitar.

odaniel1:
Best Advice ever!! I'm sure this wld work considering its coming from a female. M sure we cn try d trick on her n see if it works!

Best Advice ever!! I'm sure this wld work considering its coming from a female. M sure we cn try d trick on her n see if it works!

Lmao

Daninya11:
Never you ask a girl for sex.

Never you beg a girl for sex.

Never you act or sound desperate for sex.

If you do any of these, you have handed over the keys of the relationship to her and she will use it to control you..

A girl is not doing you any favor by having sex with you. They enjoy sex because of their nerve ending more than a guy.

You could cleverly insinuate sex via charts on social networks. For example, when she tells you it is time for her to hit the cover. Tell her not to dream of you cause you get girls pregnant in their dreams. Jokingly tell her that you don't have sex with just any girl until you are dead sure, you love her and want to commit to the relationship.. Drop sexual hint once awhile..

Years ago when I was still a coach in the game, I dated a fair pretty girl for like 6 month without acting like I am interested in having sex with her. She was dazed and confused. She started acting weird. One day she decided to know if I was impotent. Na she attack, I show am say me na sex god. After the show, it flowed natural.

Go for a kiss, don't be in a hurry to touch her boobs the 1st time. At the next show, go for her boobs, if she gives you go ahead, go for the kill. If she withdraws, try again. If she gree, free am.. One day she go fall yakata..

What do I even know.. Me na boy..

Drop my pen here..

Signed :Daninya11

This guy na baaad guy.

predatorX:
buy a nice romantic blue film, not pornography ooo!! buy a nice alcoholic drink that is expensive and sweet, take her to Silverbed Cinemas and watch all the movies that they have till 10pm. make sure you have Joe's complete album in your house. make sure you have dim lights and a Powerful Air-conditioner.

when cold starts catching her and the booze has taken effect, play the blue film and music simultanoeusly, she wee start to shiver like "a dog that just baff"

too much nollywood home videos

ShutTheFhuckUp:

simply say,
"Come le†s fuçk ourselvs" simple...

this one is not simple at all

brutalkhleo:
too much nollywood home videos

as If you know already

if u have to ask for sex then ur game obviously isnt tight enough.if u have to ask for tips from nl,ur game is as slack as a hoe s pussi..we all know its not really ur frd that needs tips.its u.cos if u knew d moves ud tell ur frd as a confam guy not come to ask on nl..its cool bro.the young will grow

Mzdivacious:
if u have to ask for sex then ur game obviously isnt tight enough.if u have to ask for tips from nl,ur game is as slack as a hoe s pussi..we all know its not really ur frd that needs tips.its u.cos if u knew d moves ud tell ur frd as a confam guy not come to ask on nl..its cool bro.the young will grow

BURSTED!!!

Mzdivacious:
if u have to ask for sex then ur game obviously isnt tight enough.if u have to ask for tips from nl,ur game is as slack as a hoe s pussi..we all know its not really ur frd that needs tips.its u.cos if u knew d moves ud tell ur frd as a confam guy not come to ask on nl..its cool bro.the young will grow

i told him to get her in the mood and everything will flow naturally and he still asked how do i get her in the mood? and i cant explain, the questions are endless so i brought him here. And for the record am not a kid so stop bitching like the bitch you are

Mzdivacious:
if u have to ask for sex then ur game obviously isnt tight enough.if u have to ask for tips from nl,ur game is as slack as a hoe s pussi..we all know its not really ur frd that needs tips.its u.cos if u knew d moves ud tell ur frd as a confam guy not come to ask on nl..its cool bro.the young will grow

aunty oya help him out,you're a woman .....you're in better position to know

Enegod:
Just Show up on her doorstep naked. This usually works pretty good for me.

lmao....

Just say "Let's Bleep like it's our last"

No more questions.. knacking starts

Daninya11:
Never you ask a girl for sex.

Never you beg a girl for sex.

Never you act or sound desperate for sex.

If you do any of these, you have handed over the keys of the relationship to her and she will use it to control you..

A girl is not doing you any favor by having sex with you. They enjoy sex because of their nerve ending more than a guy.

You could cleverly insinuate sex via charts on social networks. For example, when she tells you it is time for her to hit the cover. Tell her not to dream of you cause you get girls pregnant in their dreams. Jokingly tell her that you don't have sex with just any girl until you are dead sure, you love her and want to commit to the relationship.. Drop sexual hint once awhile..

Years ago when I was still a coach in the game, I dated a fair pretty girl for like 6 month without acting like I am interested in having sex with her. She was dazed and confused. She started acting weird. One day she decided to know if I was impotent. Na she attack, I show am say me na sex god. After the show, it flowed natural.

Go for a kiss, don't be in a hurry to touch her boobs the 1st time. At the next show, go for her boobs, if she gives you go ahead, go for the kill. If she withdraws, try again. If she gree, free am.. One day she go fall yakata..

What do I even know.. Me na boy..

Drop my pen here..

Signed :Daninya11

Bros I try this one ooo, patient build up before the 3rd time she don break up..
Whew...disheartening

K

Jonathan2787:
i told him to get her in the mood and everything will flow naturally and he still asked how do i get her in the mood? and i cant explain, the questions are endless so i brought him here. And for the record am not a kid so stop bitching like the bitch you are

NASO.we believe u...btw whats a dam??...damsel? that better be it...the obvious way to get someone in d mood is to kiss n touch na!its not exactly rocket science

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Kingsley1000:
aunty oya help him out,you're a woman .....you're in better position to know

wetin concern me...but i know the guys that turn me on wudnt ask for anything.they just go right ahead.even when i try to resist..think of it does it make sense for anyone to be asking for moveswhen even u are erect n alone with a girl u like.the "moves" will flow naturally to ur head like water.unless ur a kid

Mzdivacious:
wetin concern me...but i know the guys that turn me on wudnt ask for anything.they just go right ahead.even when i try to resist..think of it does it make sense for anyone to be asking for moveswhen even u are erect n alone with a girl u like.the "moves" will flow naturally to ur head like water.unless ur a kid

you're right....perhaps op is a virgin

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Mzdivacious:
NASO.we believe u...btw whats a dam??...damsel? that better be it...the obvious way to get someone in d mood is to kiss n touch na!its not exactly rocket science

oh dont flatter yourself i wrote b.it.ch and nairaland changed it to dam and btw i dont care about your opinion i just wanna get down with you since you know so much of bleeping

[quote author=jornie post=38879085][/quote]lol kingsley thats a funny assertion

Jonathan2787:
lol kingsley thats a funny assertion

that's his name...