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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by nwadiuko1(m): 10:29pm On Oct 12, 2015
Jonathan2787:
its not me i wish you were seeing me am not a kid bro, the guy is a shy type and i created this thread on his behalf jeez am not a shy guy i can ask a girl for sex dude its not rocket science
dude you don't still get it.... You don't ask for fvck's sake.....you initiate......as in make her want it
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Juliuxxxxx: 11:26pm On Oct 12, 2015
ClassCaptain:
Baby Come ...why last did anyone start your Engine.. Let me help u to help you by you helping me to tear your kpetus..
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Juliuxxxxx: 11:29pm On Oct 12, 2015
[quote author=Daninya11 post=38864065]Never you ask a girl for sex.

Never you beg a girl for sex.

Never you act or sound desperate for sex.

If you do any of these, you have handed over the keys of the relationship to her and she will use it to control you..

A girl is not doing you any favor by having sex with you. They enjoy sex because of their nerve ending more than a guy.

You could cleverly insinuate sex via charts on social networks. For example, when she tells you it is time for her to hit the cover. Tell her not to dream of you cause you get girls pregnant in their dreams. Jokingly tell her that you don't have sex with just any girl until you are dead sure, you love her and want to commit to the relationship.. Drop sexual hint once awhile..

Years ago when I was still a coach in the game, I dated a fair pretty girl for like 6 month without acting like I am interested in having sex with her. She was dazed and confused. She started acting weird. One day she decided to know if I was impotent. Na she attack, I show am say me na sex god. After the show, it flowed natural.

Go for a kiss, don't be in a hurry to touch her boobs the 1st time. At the next show, go for her boobs, if she gives you go ahead, go for the kill. If she withdraws, try again. If she gree, free am.. One day she go fall yakata..

What do I even know.. Me na boy..

Drop my pen here..

Signed :Daninya11 lmao

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Niyiframes(m): 12:10am On Oct 13, 2015
[quote author=Juliuxxxxx post=38927304][/quote]

Lemme guess.... U studied Sexocology shey? The way u analyse sex like say na you and God programme the whole thing there. Anyway we still learning naani. grin grin grin
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by tuk2ato(m): 2:19am On Oct 13, 2015
Okay wink
Mzdivacious:
ok dear..i didnt mean it as an insult like that to him tho oo
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by tuk2ato(m): 2:26am On Oct 13, 2015
Okay then.
Mzdivacious:
ok dear..i didnt mean it as an insult like that to him tho oo
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by skushieslord: 3:04am On Oct 13, 2015
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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by opribo(m): 3:40am On Oct 13, 2015
Do they still ask for it these days, its given nau
Once a babe is confident to visit you and you lock your door and she did not say anything haba.

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by mikolo80: 4:45am On Oct 13, 2015
Liamm:
is Joe an American artist or Nigerian artist?
Thanks
American
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by jemype(m): 6:36am On Oct 13, 2015
u na bad guy men.
Kingsley1000:
...........first make the environment condusive void of noise or distractions make her comfortable and relaxed.........sit very close to her,find an opportunity to hold her hand(form palmist)look into her eyes,down to her mouth(kiss her)




or tell her to close her eyes or turn bk that u have a surprise(present)use ur hand shut her eyes then kiss her
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by donevnetng: 10:58am On Oct 13, 2015
Liamm:
Let's say I'm older than you with unprecedented number of years.
Thanks
for you not to have known joe, well am from the 80s

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by tosyne2much(m): 11:24am On Oct 13, 2015
Niyiframes:


tosyne2much grin grin grin hahahahaha paddy mi I'm just saying ni oo, nobody too old to learn something new u know... I've always been faithful to my wife since very long time ago tho... right from when I met her till now. grin grin ; grin but Ogun yen ti poju oo pady mi, help me edit am to something more lenien t abeg. wink wink wink grin grin grin
Hahahahaha roflwkmd


Egbon, wetin u dey talk be say u no fit beat ur chest say u no fit ever cheat on ur wife? . Egbon, eleyi ko boju mu ooooo cheesy

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by bobojoshua(m): 10:14am On Apr 23, 2016
Daninya11:
Never you ask a girl for sex.

Never you beg a girl for sex.

Never you act or sound desperate for sex.

If you do any of these, you have handed over the keys of the relationship to her and she will use it to control you..

A girl is not doing you any favor by having sex with you. They enjoy sex because of their nerve ending more than a guy.

You could cleverly insinuate sex via charts on social networks. For example, when she tells you it is time for her to hit the cover. Tell her not to dream of you cause you get girls pregnant in their dreams. Jokingly tell her that you don't have sex with just any girl until you are dead sure, you love her and want to commit to the relationship.. Drop sexual hint once awhile..

Years ago when I was still a coach in the game, I dated a fair pretty girl for like 6 month without acting like I am interested in having sex with her. She was dazed and confused. She started acting weird. One day she decided to know if I was impotent. Na she attack, I show am say me na sex god. After the show, it flowed natural.

Go for a kiss, don't be in a hurry to touch her boobs the 1st time. At the next show, go for her boobs, if she gives you go ahead, go for the kill. If she withdraws, try again. If she gree, free am.. One day she go fall yakata..

What do I even know.. Me na boy..

Drop my pen here..

Signed :Daninya11

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Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by bobojoshua(m): 10:17am On Apr 23, 2016
predatorX:
buy a nice romantic blue film, not pornography ooo!! buy a nice alcoholic drink that is expensive and sweet, take her to Silverbed Cinemas and watch all the movies that they have till 10pm. make sure you have Joe's complete album in your house. make sure you have dim lights and a Powerful Air-conditioner.

when cold starts catching her and the booze has taken effect, play the blue film and music simultanoeusly, she wee start to shiver like "a dog that just baff" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by ysquare(m): 10:29am On Apr 23, 2016
Enegod:
Just Show up on her doorstep naked. This usually works pretty good for me. undecided
Seconded
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Nobody: 11:33am On Apr 23, 2016
olowookerekemi:
lemme grease ur engine its gttn rust
na wetin ur bf dey tell u be DAT?
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by Niyiframes(m): 7:14pm On May 04, 2016
tosyne2much:
Hahahahaha roflwkmd


Egbon, wetin u dey talk be say u no fit beat ur chest say u no fit ever cheat on ur wife? . Egbon, eleyi ko boju mu ooooo cheesy

Padi mi na only King Kong fit beat him chest oo. Tho i no get am for mind to ever cheat on my wife at any point in time.... But if a very tight situation arise nko? No be to obey the law of nature sure pass? grin grin grin
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by okanlawon94(m): 10:47pm On Feb 10, 2017
Thank GOD v qat a sensitive ex...only my movement tells her she av few minute to qet laid grin
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by supereagle(m): 6:46am On Jun 11, 2017
I missed this message.
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by preshieamadina(m): 11:44am On Jun 12, 2017
baby can I pls grind my cassava in your engine ..
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by ekamaobobaro891(f): 2:55pm On Jun 12, 2017
dude read between the lines am not the one that asked the question its someone whos scared of voicing it out, and speaking of moves how do you make the move? ;Ddude read between the lines am not the one that asked the question its someone whos scared of voicing it out, and speaking of moves how do you make the move?


kiss her...finger her...she'll b wet already by then..
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by braithwaite(m): 3:14pm On Jun 12, 2017
predatorX:
buy a nice romantic blue film, not pornography ooo!! buy a nice alcoholic drink that is expensive and sweet, take her to Silverbed Cinemas and watch all the movies that they have till 10pm. make sure you have Joe's complete album in your house. make sure you have dim lights and a Powerful Air-conditioner.

when cold starts catching her and the booze has taken effect, play the blue film and music simultanoeusly, she wee start to shiver like "a dog that just baff" grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

shocked blood of Hercules
Re: How To Politely Ask For Sex without sounding rude or funny by okanlawon94(m): 7:37am On Jun 28, 2017
Bae pls will you allow my snake to crawl into your bushcheesy

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