Lol! Oya now fire on!

I just hope this story wouldn't end with something like "as I wan enter I come see snake dey comot d kpekus ooo"

I dey warn you...

nice sitcom -from house to pick up venue back to d house then to d eatery back to d house again. Continue

issokay...ur story don dey turn movie. u go conclude am one day.

#singing keep the fire burning! Burning!! Burning!!!!!!!!!

clears throat .......oga continue na






adjust chair ........

Dj..!!! Y u stop d song nw

Andyblaze:

Once we got to the lodge I opened the door while she still stood at the verandah, I walked in but she didn't come in too, my roommate was laying on the bed...I told her to please come in but she said I should remember what she told me, I codedly bent beside my roommate on the bed.

"Oboy comot na? The babe no comfortable as u dey here"
"Andy my belle dey purge me I no sure say I fit comot oo", my roommate's words were like a dagger in my heart.
"Come, u dey craze?"My voice got higher.
"Guy u wan shout?" He looked threatingly at me.
"No na" I mellowed down. "U suppose understand the package na"
Then he smiled. "I just dey pull ur legs joor. See wetin conji dey do u"...with that he stood up, took his bag and told me much to the hearing of the babe that he would be going home that he'll be back tomorrow.

Wheeew! I heaved a sigh of relief and as he walked out, the babe came inside...immediately I padlocked the verandah protector lock and locked the door also from inside..
"Let's take this juice" I tried to make her feel at home once more...
"No oo, andy u wan kill me, see my belle..." With that she raised her top revealing her sexily protuded tommy. It was devoid of hairs and the way the my brain is naturally programmed, my boomba kicked..."Lemme finally go and use the bathroom abeg"

She walked into the bathroom and immediately I texted my roomie that he should make sure he doesn't return oo..then straight I went to my opera mini and googled "how much dosage of tramadol is good before sex to avoid PE" and results filtered in including those of a thread on nairaland which STFUareyougod, thesonofmark, falconey, all showed their expertise on Tramadol matters but I needed oyinbo suggestions not nigerian so I went to a US health forum.

There I saw a lot of comments on how 200 milligram is the best for a starter and how it delayed PE. I saw also that doctors prescribe TM for those with severe pains there and how some took 50mg daily and by 3 weeks they found out they were lasting like 15 minutes more than they naturally lasted even without the TM...chai I swallowed only half of the TM, which is 100 MG, maybe it won't be enough oo, I needed to swallow the other half to complete it 200MG and as I was about buzzing another friend on whatsapp to ask if 100 mg will be enough I heard water splashing against the floor....

I calmed down and tiptoed towards my bathroom, the door was slightly ajar and fro a little space I saw her in the shower, the water went down from her neck and adorned her shapely brown buttocks and my boomba was at full stretch now, I tiptoed back to my room and took my phone to see if my friend had replied...whilst I visited other web pages with TRAMADOL articles, I was still engrossed in the pages of my web when I heard her steps behind me....I turned back.......

There before me was this babe, her hair packed, her eyes redhot with passion as she was rocking nothing else but my towel tied across her body, her thick thighs were looking damp and fresh and all I could muster was a smile as we both walked towards each other.....................................................

Hehehe.Classic..Even Jada fire,Jayden Jaymes and co go like act this porn movie.

CALL:after the reggae plays konji




RESPONSE: konji, konji

McTobe:
You are absolutely right, unfortunately not many will see it in that light. From his post I understand the poster is still a student that was why I overlooked to call him to caution. give him 4 years from now he may not bring himself to put up this kinda post no matter how hilarious. the concept of moral murder doesn't mean a thing to some people though no man can evade the consequence

Nobody is too young or too old to be cautioned

With his level of education i expect him to know better

Nd d girl he is talking about is reading dis

With the high rate of rape nd ritual killings she still trusted him nd took dat risk to pay him a visit

At least he should just applaud her or respect her for taking dat risk alone to see him no matter d attitude she displayed

After all we humans have our flaws, and trust me i do have a lot of flaws

nawa o dis story don dey get anoda direction o.

Nollywood movies,
just as emeka ike and mercy Johnson want to kiss, the film will end and wht u will u see will be WATCH OUT FOR "UNCONDITIONAL LOVE" 'part 5'

Still foolowing

tori sweet die..pls mention me when the next season comes out

mylifemyrules:
Nobody is too young or too old to be cautioned

With his level of education i expect him to know better

Nd d girl he is talking about is reading dis

With the high rate of rape nd ritual killings she still trusted him nd took dat risk to pay him a visit

At least he should just applaud her or respect her for taking dat risk alone to see him no matter d attitude she displayed

After all we humans have our flaws, and trust me i do have a lot of flaws

i bet u dis is a fiction of is imagination and the nairaland lady as d topic was just to get trafic.read d story well n u wuld knw it fake

And y'all think d op is so dumb to post real shit for d shordy to see it. Niggys dix ix fiction.

wtf is tramadol?

Andyblaze:

Once we got to the lodge I opened the door while she still stood at the verandah, I walked in but she didn't come in too, my roommate was laying on the bed...I told her to please come in but she said I should remember what she told me, I codedly bent beside my roommate on the bed.

"Oboy comot na? The babe no comfortable as u dey here"
"Andy my belle dey purge me I no sure say I fit comot oo", my roommate's words were like a dagger in my heart.
"Come, u dey craze?"My voice got higher.
"Guy u wan shout?" He looked threatingly at me.
"No na" I mellowed down. "U suppose understand the package na"
Then he smiled. "I just dey pull ur legs joor. See wetin conji dey do u"...with that he stood up, took his bag and told me much to the hearing of the babe that he would be going home that he'll be back tomorrow.

Wheeew! I heaved a sigh of relief and as he walked out, the babe came inside...immediately I padlocked the verandah protector lock and locked the door also from inside..
"Let's take this juice" I tried to make her feel at home once more...
"No oo, andy u wan kill me, see my belle..." With that she raised her top revealing her sexily protuded tommy. It was devoid of hairs and the way the my brain is naturally programmed, my boomba kicked..."Lemme finally go and use the bathroom abeg"

She walked into the bathroom and immediately I texted my roomie that he should make sure he doesn't return oo..then straight I went to my opera mini and googled "how much dosage of tramadol is good before sex to avoid PE" and results filtered in including those of a thread on nairaland which STFUareyougod, thesonofmark, falconey, all showed their expertise on Tramadol matters but I needed oyinbo suggestions not nigerian so I went to a US health forum.

There I saw a lot of comments on how 200 milligram is the best for a starter and how it delayed PE. I saw also that doctors prescribe TM for those with severe pains there and how some took 50mg daily and by 3 weeks they found out they were lasting like 15 minutes more than they naturally lasted even without the TM...chai I swallowed only half of the TM, which is 100 MG, maybe it won't be enough oo, I needed to swallow the other half to complete it 200MG and as I was about buzzing another friend on whatsapp to ask if 100 mg will be enough I heard water splashing against the floor....

I calmed down and tiptoed towards my bathroom, the door was slightly ajar and fro a little space I saw her in the shower, the water went down from her neck and adorned her shapely brown buttocks and my boomba was at full stretch now, I tiptoed back to my room and took my phone to see if my friend had replied...whilst I visited other web pages with TRAMADOL articles, I was still engrossed in the pages of my web when I heard her steps behind me....I turned back.......

There before me was this babe, her hair packed, her eyes redhot with passion as she was rocking nothing else but my towel tied across her body, her thick thighs were looking damp and fresh and all I could muster was a smile as we both walked towards each other.....................................................

STFUareyouGod:
wtf is tramadol?

it's a drug use to increase someone IQ

ojingbe:
it's a drug use to increase someone IQ

so what's my name got to do with that?

playboy99:
i bet u dis is a fiction of is imagination and the nairaland lady as d topic was just to get trafic.read d story well n u wuld knw it fake

true

See as both my boomba and eye shut out when u mention her thick thigh... Ogbeni better come kuntinu b4 something do muah

@Andyblaze, sorry to tell you that your story is fake.
I wonder why you do this.

hypocrisy is when a certain nairalander called mylifemyrules keeps insisting that the op should shutup but is still d first to comment after every update .kai madam i hail thee o

Chimaritoponcho:
hypocrisy is when a certain nairalander called mylifemyrules keeps insisting that the op should shutup but is still d first to comment after every update .kai madam i hail thee o

Yeah u can call me wat ever u want to, i don't care, I have been called worst

I was enjoying the whole story till it got to a point wen i asked myself

Wat if am dat girl, or my sister, or a friend

For crying out loud he is talking about a lady like myself

Wat ever happens outside nairaland between two nairalanders stay outside nairaland, unless both parties agrees to bring it here

U r free to quote or insult me again

Looking forward to hearing from you

mylifemyrules:
Nobody is too young or too old to be cautioned

With his level of education i expect him to know better

Nd d girl he is talking about is reading dis

With the high rate of rape nd ritual killings she still trusted him nd took dat risk to pay him a visit

At least he should just applaud her or respect her for taking dat risk alone to see him no matter d attitude she displayed

After all we humans have our flaws, and trust me i do have a lot of flaws

sorry for the mention ma'am. If you read it properly, you will find out that the story is a complete FICTION.

Sageez:
sorry for the mention ma'am. If you read it properly, you will find out that the story is a complete FICTION.

Y r u telling me sorry?

mylifemyrules:
Yeah u can call me wat ever u want to, i don't care, I have been called worst

I was enjoying the whole story till it got to a point wen i asked myself

Wat if am dat girl, or my sister, or a friend

For crying out loud he is talking about a lady like myself

Wat ever happens outside nairaland between two nairalanders stay outside nairaland, unless both parties agrees to bring it here

U r free to quote or insult me again

Looking forward to hearing from you

i refuse to quote u then
c'mon lets all enjoy d story we all know andyblaze is a clown nobody takes hm serious

Men this is getting steamy

Kashybaby u are needed here

Andy were

Andyblaze:

Like a fastforwarded clip, I rushed straight towards her and as our bodies met she place her right hand against the back of her hand while both of my hands encircled her body and rested just above the top of the towel on her back as our lips met again, I kissed her like my life depended on it and she moved her hand over and over again on my head and down to my neck sending my muscles into spasms of sexual pleasure and next thing her hands when down to my belt region, I felt my pants were about going off but she pulled my shirt and singlet at the same time up off my body and I stylishly used my chest to roll down the towel off her body...and it fell down and chest to chest, her hard n!!ples pressed hard against my chest and I lowered my chest region to make our both n!pples meet each other and as my hard n!pples met her's, she let out a soft moan and then I went lower and encircled my tongue against her n!pples while my other hand cupped her other breast...

She pressed my head against her nipples and then I began to softly suck it, then I licked around it and used the tip of my tongue to tease her again and she pressed my head against her n!pples once more and I sucked voraciously this time around, she pushed me with my head held tightly to her n!pples and lay me on the bed and tried forcing her whole breasts into my mouth, I stopped using my hands aas leverage as I expertly used my mouth on her nipples while I rubbed and romanced her back and started going down towards her butt and then I groped one of her thick ass cheeks...still wet from the bath and soft and so much of a contrast as it was so cool against my hot palms due to the blood rushing fast through my brains, veins and groin......

picture or adonbilivit

ANDYBLAZE, d girl monicker have "hausa" in it? d day i told her not to borrowed car to pose again! she insulted me.