Does she bring friends along while coming for dates? Then you should try what I did, and trust me it works like f#*k.

My girlfriend had this habit of bringing her friend along while going out with me. Trust me it was annoying, as you would end up spending far more than you budgeted.

When she started it, she was like "Brenda is my very close friends, we do everything together even go out together. In short, people think we're sisters", in my mind, I was like "omo leave trash for lawma jare, na you and Brenda I ask out?" But I just had to comport myself and pretend like isnuttin.

This habit persisted for a while and I realised it wasn't going to end soon (of course, it made us go out less frequently but there are sometimes you just feel like hanging out with bae).

Then I devised a means to put a stop to the lawma trash, as a sharp warfi guy. That fateful day, I had something to do around yaba, so when I was done I called her to join me so we could go see a movie at ozone. As usual, she came with Brenda.

When we got there, I bought the smaller bag of popcorn for her while I bought the bigger one for me and brenda to share.lol. She gave me one kind look, but I guess she overlooked it. Then we entered the cinema, I had to sit close to Brenda since we were sharing popcorn, trust me, I deliberately chose not to sit between them as she expected. Instead, Brenda sat between us.

All through the movie, me and Brenda were gisting, laughing, making silly comments while still dragging over the popcorn playfully. I didn't even send my babe, tho I could see that she was most uncomfortable and jealous. You know when somebody is trying so hard not to focus on you, she was facing the screen but I could see that she wasn't concentrating. Confirm! Shebi na u sabi do pass.

We sha watched the movie finish, I asked my girl about it, she gave a forced smile and answered "fine". I didn't want to overdo things, so I went back to her company, held her hands while walking. As we were stepping out of the cinema, it was then I remembered I didn't have Brenda's no (it was deliberate), so I asked Brenda for it and of course, she gave me.








Trust me, that was the last time I ever set my eyes on Brenda again ooo I don't even know how her no miraculously got deleted from my phone



My guiyz


Cc: lalasticlala roctation farano

I dey come make i "queef" before i comment...

Modified

This thing make front page sha!

hmmm....You try for your mind , See giveaway th r e e s o m e bcus u won form sharp guy now Brenda don go!

Sharp guy, I like your style

grayht:
I dey come make i "queef" before i comment...

Guess u just heard dat vocab

sometimes its safer with a friend around.

She go be like"je kin le omoobuyi danu koto gba satidee re gbe sunday len lowo",na form she dey ontop ar frend.

Ma dig foundation here first, to show say dis land is taken..hitting shovels on d ground, wiping sweat on my face

adepeter26:

Guess u just heard dat vocab

at least he's putting it into practice... shows a fast learner

Kayoski:

at least he's putting it into practice...
shows a fast learner

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As in ehn, Naija babes dey like awoof too much. That's how one day I planned a romantic picnic for my bae and I, only for me to get to her house and see her roommate all dressed up and waiting. I was like warris dis? she then explained that her friend was bored, so she invited her along. Omo na so man pikin just siddon dey sip water as I watched dem smagging all the roasted chicken and meatpie I brought. Suffice it to say that was the last time I ever pulled that stunt. Subsequent outings often featured a bread and akara theme, that's when I'm in a generous mood sef, if not na ikpekele (plantain chips)

My guy ur name na SMART

ok

if u don't have S×X with Brenda, and u call ur self sharp guy, u dey deceive your self

Lol. That's the real deal man.

She has trashed Brenda by herself.
She actually helped LAWMA

bad sharp guy.....Lol

Sum girls be like evry food I cook was a hit back to back frm eba to,amala to efo to jollof rice.but stil d idiot never propose.

hnmmm.....so I should praise u abi

Kikikikikiki
Sharp guy
I like ur spirit jare

well fank God I no be ur gal...just fank ur stars....

Cool dude, I wonder how some babe's feels being the third wheel.

Ok

Guy I salute you..you smart...guys go learn from you

best trend so far in 2016

She brings her friends, life is simple.
Everybody pays for whatever they consume ni.
I will even make her understand that!

This thing funny but dey kinda practical o, infact Op one bottle of alomo for you

Abeg recollect brenda no from ur bae...mak I dey bleep her

Give that OP a bottle of palmwine

For this kind buhari economy

two is a crowd

lol