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xtervaganza:
You may think you're smart but to me you're dull (sorry)


I would tell her straight down I'm not going out with her friend and she should never in her life even try that bullcrap with me again

you cannot always treat them like that and expect them to glue around u xpect if....

Super Story lol

Hilarious

Adonis3:
Does she bring friends along while coming for dates? Then you should try what I did, and trust me it works like f#*k.

My girlfriend had this habit of bringing her friend along while going out with me. Trust me it was annoying, as you would end up spending far more than you budgeted.

When she started it, she was like "Brenda is my very close friends, we do everything together even go out together. In short, people think we're sisters", in my mind, I was like "omo leave trash for lawma jare, na you and Brenda I ask out?" But I just had to comport myself and pretend like isnuttin.

This habit persisted for a while and I realised it wasn't going to end soon (of course, it made us go out less frequently but there are sometimes you just feel like hanging out with bae).

Then I devised a means to put a stop to the lawma trash, as a sharp warfi guy. That fateful day, I had something to do around yaba, so when I was done I called her to join me so we could go see a movie at ozone. As usual, she came with Brenda.

When we got there, I bought the smaller bag of popcorn for her while I bought the bigger one for me and brenda to share.lol. She gave me one kind look, but I guess she overlooked it. Then we entered the cinema, I had to sit close to Brenda since we were sharing popcorn, trust me, I deliberately chose not to sit between them as she expected. Instead, Brenda sat between us.

All through the movie, me and Brenda were gisting, laughing, making silly comments while still dragging over the popcorn playfully. I didn't even send my babe, tho I could see that she was most uncomfortable and jealous. You know when somebody is trying so hard not to focus on you, she was facing the screen but I could see that she wasn't concentrating. Confirm! Shebi na u sabi do pass.

We sha watched the movie finish, I asked my girl about it, she gave a forced smile and answered "fine". I didn't want to overdo things, so I went back to her company, held her hands while walking. As we were stepping out of the cinema, it was then I remembered I didn't have Brenda's no (it was deliberate), so I asked Brenda for it and of course, she gave me.








Trust me, that was the last time I ever set my eyes on Brenda again ooo I don't even know how her no miraculously got deleted from my phone



My guiyz


Cc: lalasticlala roctation farano

chei see tactics, me for tell am to pay for her 'sister '

CaroLyner:
sometimes its safer with a friend around.

you lie!!!! na magalism be dat. which mumu safer. you wan chop moni you no wan give up d kponyon

Rollar:
As in ehn, Naija babes dey like awoof too much. That's how one day I planned a romantic picnic for my bae and I, only for me to get to her house and see her roommate all dressed up and waiting. I was like warris dis? she then explained that her friend was bored, so she invited her along. Omo na so man pikin just siddon dey sip water as I watched dem smagging all the roasted chicken and meatpie I brought. Suffice it to say that was the last time I ever pulled that stunt. Subsequent outings often featured a bread and akara theme, that's when I'm in a generous mood sef, if not na ikpekele (plantain chips)

chei the power of kundus, wey you for leave the third wheel to sip fresh air as she no de your budget or like op you for let your girl sip d water

Warri boiz. Baddest

buzquet:
if u don't have S×X with Brenda, and u call ur self sharp guy, u dey deceive your self

Nigga, I wasn't about the sex. Besides, I don't need to have sex with Brenda to prove I'm smart, I just needed to give me space with my girl.

I'm loyal bro don't want devil to be dancing dorobuccii with my life.

refiner:
well fank God I no be ur gal...just fank ur stars....

Lol... Wetin for happen

E383:
Lol. As you don come confess for NL nko? What if the babe na NLer? Brenda will be back . Adonis3

Wetin konsyn okada with seat belt? Oga, nuttin konsyn my babe with NL

cocoberry:

Ur moniker tho ]

CaroLyner:
sometimes its safer with a friend around.

....Never go out on a DATE wit somebody u don't TRUST!!!!

southniyikaye:
see them,BRENDA GROUP OF COMPANY.

My brother... Ah dey tell u

Well, I will rather reason with her privately.

Op you badt take Oyo weed

Op you badt take Ibadan weed

Bar man!!!!
Give this man 2 plates pepper soup and 3bottles of origin!!!

#TeamAdonis3!!!

refiner:
hnmmm.....so I should praise u abi

Nah give am medal

buzquet:
if u don't have S×X with Brenda, and u call ur self sharp guy, u dey deceive your self

That is not the plan nah

CaroLyner:
sometimes its safer with a friend around.

as per security operative wey u b na

nkemdi89:
Cool dude, I wonder how some babe's feels being the third wheel.

Oh may God bless you dear. Maybe its because I live in a country where the culture is a little different but I couldn't imagine tagging along with someone who is on a date. It would be waaaaay too awkward.

If I was in the guys shoes, that would be the one and only time I would ask her out. I couldn't see myself going out with her again. I would just cross her off my list. I guess guys in naija think differently sha.

nattty:

Ijebu man

You are a prophet bro, you should have a church.
I ain't a father Christmas
If I am taking you out for a date, I prefer the word "dinner", why should you turn it into something else!

CaroLyner:
sometimes its safer with a friend around.

yes.i love it when ladies bring their friends along for a date. It makes the date more fun at the same time increasing my options especially when the friend is more attractive.
It also increases the possibility of a 3some.

refiner:
well fank God I no be ur gal...just fank ur stars....

and what will happen?

CaroLyner:
sometimes its safer with a friend around.

So if I ask you out, u'll bring Brenda along!!

Adonis.
I like your style pls.
U too get sense
infact....u deserve a bottle of Orijin
If u had not pulled dat stunt, I am sure d follow comes would have increased to 2numbs with time

refiner:
well fank God I no be ur gal...just fank ur stars....

Wah would you have done??

mamaafrik:
She go be like"je kin le omoobuyi danu koto gba satidee re gbe sunday len lowo",na form she dey ontop ar frend.

Translation please

My son u ave acted wisely and thankGod u didnt tel her y u did wat u did in d cinema.If u had told her,trust me d kind of bae i ave wuld not only bring more friends but neighbours and relatives.

refiner:


kids everywer....wat did I say DAT guarantee d insult nw

lol..common,was only kidding. and kids? you are highly high.

U like?

Adonis3:

Ur moniker tho
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