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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Mhizkel(f): 11:37am On Feb 19, 2016
jonaifame22:
Mhizkel!
LOL...Why?
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 11:38am On Feb 19, 2016
firstEVA:
where are your other friends? It's been decades.


Yea it's been. They're all fine. Thanks.
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 12:13pm On Feb 19, 2016
Durentt:
we are here undecided

crazy homophobic biitch, so u avent reduce ur homophobic acts right?
You daughter of Jezebel
oh you are one of them? grin which one? grin
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 1:28pm On Feb 19, 2016
firstEVA:
oh you are one of them? grin which one? grin
i am GAY, u dirty harllot.
Now go getta life, troll.
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by jonaifame22(m): 1:53pm On Feb 19, 2016
Mhizkel:
LOL...Why?
cos u're mihizkel!
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by refiner(f): 1:53pm On Feb 19, 2016
oppybouy:
Refiner I think...

awwww!....so sweet of u!

buh u are still finking?undecided
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 2:12pm On Feb 19, 2016
Durentt:
i am GAY, u dirty harllot.
Now go getta life, troll.
you are a faggggot and have the guts to say it here on Nairaland, u should be ashamed of yourself you cursed soul, keep living the path of destruction you bloody pervert, keep fighting nature you nature's reject. your dad must be so proud, filthy animal, disgusting piece of thrash.
you stink to high heavens.
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 2:18pm On Feb 19, 2016
firstEVA:
you are a faggggot and have the guts to say it here on Nairaland, u should be ashamed of yourself you cursed soul, keep living the path of destruction you bloody pervert, keep fighting nature you nature's reject. your dad must be so proud, filthy animal, disgusting piece of thrash.
you stink to high heavens.
d homophobic biitch ranting again. Biitch, listen up am gay and not a faggggot. Don't ever call me a fagggot again.
I Love my GAY life, i love DICKS, I love MEN.
If e pain u, fix ur thick skull inside dis.

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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 2:35pm On Feb 19, 2016
Prettymina is Okay for me grin
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 2:37pm On Feb 19, 2016
Durentt:
d homophobic biitch ranting again. Biitch, listen up am gay and not a faggggot. Don't ever call me a fagggot again.
I Love my GAY life, i love DICKS, I love MEN.
If e pain u, fix ur thick skull inside dis.
you are the one to die you bloody fagggot, you will die from lynching! keep loving diccks classless degenerate. May Wild animals rape your assshole to correction. Product of a bestial relationship. i am sure your mother slept with a horse to give birth to shiit like you, shameless being, bloddy asss fagggot. durentt the faggggot. Nairaland has been wiped clean of evils like you, but you find a way to rear your ugly head, that head will be chopped off soonest, watch out!!!
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 2:47pm On Feb 19, 2016
firstEVA:
you are the one to die you bloody fagggot, you will die from lynching! keep loving diccks classless degenerate. May Wild animals rape your assshole to correction. Product of a bestial relationship. i am sure your mother slept with a horse to give birth to shiit like you, shameless being, bloddy asss fagggot. durentt the faggggot. Nairaland has been wiped clean of evils like you, but you find a way to rear your ugly head, that head will be chopped off soonest, watch out!!!
keep stressing over what doesn't concern u.
Bet u haven't heard d saying "what is good for the biitch is also good for d niqqa" diick isn't only for ur stinking smelly vaagina, i need diick too, gay guys need diick.
Now run along before u giv urself stroke.

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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 2:53pm On Feb 19, 2016
Durentt:
keep stressing over what doesn't concern u.
Bet u haven't heard d saying "what is good for the biitch is also good for d niqqa" diick isn't only for ur stinking smelly vaagina, i need diick too, gay guys need diick.
Now run along before u giv urself stroke.
Dick for what? what do you use it for? to stick up you poo hole right? and it doesnt appear odd to you because you are so messed up. why would a normal human male take anything up his arse it doesn't reduce your self worth as a human being? you are abnormal, genetic abnormality, you type is not fit to live on planet earth, you should be stonned to death or thrown down from an air plane. i pity your mother. cursed soul.
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 3:05pm On Feb 19, 2016
firstEVA:
Dick for what? what do you use it for? to stick up you poo hole right? and it doesnt appear odd to you because you are so messed up. why would a normal human male take anything up his arse it doesn't reduce your self worth as a human being? you are abnormal, genetic abnormality, you type is not fit to live on planet earth, you should be stonned to death or thrown down from an air plane. i pity your mother. cursed soul.
oooh really? Pls stop pitying me or my mother. I didn't ask for ur sympathy biitch.
Last Time i checked, 1 in 10 persons are gay.
I suppose ur whole extended family is more than 10, soo many homos are lurking about.
Let me gv u an assignment dumbo, go find out d homos in ur family nd say all dis trash ^^^ to em. Now let me be..
*continues takin diick*
*moaning in pleasure, ooooh yea*
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 3:38pm On Feb 19, 2016
Durentt:
oooh really? Pls stop pitying me or my mother. I didn't ask for ur sympathy biitch.
Last Time i checked, 1 in 10 persons are gay.
I suppose ur whole extended family is more than 10, soo many homos are lurking about.
Let me gv u an assignment dumbo, go find out d homos in ur family nd say all dis trash ^^^ to em. Now let me be..
*continues suckiin diick*
Where did you pull out those figures from? 1 in 10 you say? liar, bloody liar. no one is born gay, its a bad attitude which can be unlearned, do you useless generation a favour and unlearn yourself of this animalistic faggotry attitude, or kill youself.
you are unfit to live, bloody ass fagggot.
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Countrygirl(f): 3:49pm On Feb 19, 2016
kirchofff:
I'll turn gay then I'll marry u
Lolz
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 3:56pm On Feb 19, 2016
firstEVA:
Where did you pull out those figures from? 1 in 10 you say? liar, bloody liar. no one is born gay, its a bad attitude which can be unlearned, do you useless generation a favour and unlearn yourself of this animalistic faggotry attitude, or kill youself.
you are unfit to live, bloody ass fagggot.
kk
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 4:13pm On Feb 19, 2016
Durentt and firstEVA... you guys are cracking me up big time grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 4:14pm On Feb 19, 2016
firstEVA:
oh you don't know him? His is a faggit.

undecided
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 4:20pm On Feb 19, 2016
Synzu who u go marry cheesy
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 4:22pm On Feb 19, 2016
masonkz:
Durentt and firstEVA... you guys are cracking me up big time grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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bro leave dat homophobic biitch, she thinks everyone has her time
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Synzu(m): 4:25pm On Feb 19, 2016
BumBae:
Sy.nzu who u go marry cheesy

The OP didn't properly place the question, he should've just asked us who we might like to marry on NL instead of asking if NL was "real life".



I'll gladly marry.... lipsrsealed grin
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 4:26pm On Feb 19, 2016
Synzu:


The OP didn't properly place the question, he should've just asked us who we might like to marry on NL instead of asking if NL was "real life".



I'll gladly marry.... You kiss

Awww so nice grin
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Synzu(m): 4:33pm On Feb 19, 2016
BumBae:

Awww so nice grin
gringrin

U gonna kill me at home! embarassed

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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 4:34pm On Feb 19, 2016
Synzu:


gringrin


U gonna kill me at home! embarassed
Yh with love grin dont worry u cnt die
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by oppybouy(m): 4:48pm On Feb 19, 2016
refiner:



awwww!....so sweet of u!


buh u are still finking?undecided
Looool. Your cheeks turned pink alydy?
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by FroshGirl(m): 4:50pm On Feb 19, 2016
I would marry #ebikeboy cox if this video
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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Synzu(m): 4:52pm On Feb 19, 2016
BumBae:
Yh with love grin dont worry u cnt die
Ha! U sure I can stand all that love?? gringrin

Ma heart cant take it embarassed
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 5:02pm On Feb 19, 2016
Durentt:
bro leave dat homophobic biitch, she thinks everyone has her time
you don't have my time yet you quote me, satanic bastard, adult diaper wearing slowpoke. Keep looking for things to stuff into your asshole, the day we catch you, we will help you properly occupy the hole with large iron rods.
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 5:02pm On Feb 19, 2016
Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 5:12pm On Feb 19, 2016
firstEVA:
you don't have my time yet you quote me, satanic bastard, adult diaper wearing slowpoke. Keep looking for things to stuff into your asshole, the day we catch you, we will help you properly occupy the hole with large iron rods.
see dis abomination who excuses herself as a lady. Go find gynaecologist wey go tan fingers inside ur olosho hole. As long as am not fvckin ur man (or maybe i am) whatever stop putting mouth in my sex life. okay?
Te ta bi shina find ur way.
Quote me again, i bleach u like hypo.

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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 5:26pm On Feb 19, 2016
Durentt:
see dis abomination who excuses herself as a lady. Go find gynaecologist wey go tan fingers inside ur olosho hole. As long as am not fvckin ur man (or maybe i am) whatever stop putting mouth in my sex life. okay?
Te ta bi shina find ur way.
Quote me again, i bleach u like hypo.


firstEVA:
you don't have my time yet you quote me, satanic bastard, adult diaper wearing slowpoke. Keep looking for things to stuff into your asshole, the day we catch you, we will help you properly occupy the hole with large iron rods.


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Re: If Nairaland Was Real Life, who would you marry? by Nobody: 5:29pm On Feb 19, 2016
masonkz:






grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
you are catching fun, enjoy.

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