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Strahovski1:
Lol.

Let me book first and read.

Ok I've read it.

[s]Well, she might not have any supernatural powers you are thinking. Maybe she heard you talking over the phone about the divorce. Maybe she used a traditional way (stones) to light the gas, maybe she likes sleeping and maybe you just roll under the bed[/s]

Now that's bullsh!t.

Your wife obviously has some metaphysical powers. Perhaps she is a member of a witch coven. And witches are harmless creatures. They are servants of nature unless you threaten them. So in my opinion you have nothing to fear.

Instead talk to her. Don't be afraid. She won't hurt you. If truly she has powers convince her to open up and if she opens up, it's a blessing. Yes. You two will now come together to figure how you can exploit those powers. Common your wife can make fire with her hands without a match stick that means she can do anything. If she can make fire come, she can make a $1000 note come too! Lol no pun intended.

Jokes apart, you guys can have anything you want. If she makes invisible water bathe her she can make anything invisible.

She can even read minds omg! Man sell her to me please. I'll pay

I won't tell you to divorce her. Goto church and cast the spirit by fire. Deliverance and all what typical africans will say. I'll tell you to EXPLOIT it.

Get something good out of it. You can even tell her to make them promote you at work. Alot of stuff. She is like your nuclear weapon. Your asset. That is if you pose no threat to her. Man I wish I was in yor position by now I won't be on NL. Damn.

Quickly get a prophet bro.....A prophet should unravel all the mysteries around her and the wayforward needed....Smh to all the jokers when the issue needs maturity and sympathy

My bro we are leaving in a world of mystery,anything and different things happen everyday,I believe u 100percent cuz me my self AV come across some strange things if I start telling u abt we would not finish today
I was met a girl without vjay,like seriously dere was nothing down,but one thing I must tell u is that while dealing with her I whichever way u want to,try not to talk abt her in public especially with ppl she knows,always heed to her warning and cautions very important,and the most important one which is hard never stop loving and trusting her.i bet u ma gee u will be alright,don't be brainwashed and trust ur instinct.onelove I wish u a happy married life.

There ws a guy who was in d same situation too. Waking up under d bed with pillow under his head every oda nyt he touches his wife. It was found through prayers dat she had a spirit husband who comes to sleep on the bed to make love to the woman while he carries d man under d bed. She was delivered through prayers. Prayer and deliverance is the key bro.

Some ladies are not 'human' ooo even dou u met them at the bank!

congrats bro,it's not easy

Strahovski1:
Lol.

Let me book first and read.

Ok I've read it.

[s]Well, she might not have any supernatural powers you are thinking. Maybe she heard you talking over the phone about the divorce. Maybe she used a traditional way (stones) to light the gas, maybe she likes sleeping and maybe you just roll under the bed[/s]

Now that's bullsh!t.

Your wife obviously has some metaphysical powers. Perhaps she is a member of a witch coven. And witches are harmless creatures. They are servants of nature unless you threaten them. So in my opinion you have nothing to fear.

Instead talk to her. Don't be afraid. She won't hurt you. If truly she has powers convince her to open up and if she opens up, it's a blessing. Yes. You two will now come together to figure how you can exploit those powers. Common your wife can make fire with her hands without a match stick that means she can do anything. If she can make fire come, she can make a $1000 note come too! Lol no pun intended.

Jokes apart, you guys can have anything you want. If she makes invisible water bathe her she can make anything invisible.

She can even read minds omg! Man sell her to me please. I'll pay

I won't tell you to divorce her. Goto church and cast the spirit by fire. Deliverance and all what typical africans will say. I'll tell you to EXPLOIT it.

Get something good out of it. You can even tell her to make them promote you at work. Alot of stuff. She is like your nuclear weapon. Your asset. That is if you pose no threat to her. Man I wish I was in yor position by now I won't be on NL. Damn.

op disregard this advice, the bible qouted plainy that you should suffer no witch to live...reasons are,




1= Witches are heartless beings, one day when it's time to fulfill her own part of the agreement, they might ask her for your head.




2=The more you live with her the more you are going deep into her with your destiny.




3=All your children will be witches.




4=They don't know brother, mother, sister, father...all they know is kill, kill, kill and kill




5=She might convert you unconciously to one day.
Or better still, take her to your church for deliverance, that's if your church is spirit filled...in the case where she refused to go for deliverance,,,,do the below.



DIVORCE HER ASAP...A word is enough for the wise....

ST305:
Thanks for your contributions

What do you intend to gain with lies,why don't you write for nollywood.





Between,I am giving you few minutes to confess that these are all lies b4 I place a curse on liars.

...and be fast!




It's been more than 5 minutes since I told u to come clean.


Hundreds of gods in Yoruba land, FEATURING amadioha,with all the gods in igbo land,with a REMIX by all the gods in hausa/fulani land,PRODUCED by the caretaker mermaid of all the international seas,in CONJUNCTION with all the GENES in all corners of the evil forest SHOULD INTERVENE MOVE IN WITH THEIR DAUGHTER,THAT YOU SAID HIS YOU WIFE.

Op get ready to face her again.....her next question to you will be "So you went to report me to Nairalanders ba"

firstking01:
op disregard this advice, the bible qouted plainy that you should suffer no witch to live...reasons are,




1= Witches are heartless beings, one day when it's time to fulfill her own part of the agreement, they might ask her for your head.




2=The more you live with her the more you are going deep into her with your destiny.




3=All your children will be witches.




4=They don't know brother, mother, sister, father...all they know is kill, kill, kill and kill




5=She might convert you unconciously to one day.
Or better still, take her to your church for deliverance, that's if your church is spirit filled...in the case where she refused to go for deliverance,,,,do the below.



DIVORCE HER ASAP...A word is enough for the wise....

Hey, your bible say they are not good. My own book say they are harmless creatures

So don't bring your religion here. A witch is a servant of nature whose powers are curled from plants, and other terrestial parts of nature. Not the devil as many africans presume. It's Voodoo that is of the devil. Witchraft is different from Voodoo

amiskurie:
What do you intend to gain with lies,why don't you write for nollywood.





Between,I am giving you few minutes to confess that these are all lies b4 I place a curse on liars.

...and be fast!

Young man, I did not force you to comment. I did not mention your name. I did not ask for reviews. I came seeking assistance from matured minds not kids.

That you have never seen smething happen does not mean it's a lie. Like saying because you haven't seen the sun eclipse mean it can never eclipse.

Grow up young man.

Place as many curses since you are that jobless.

firstking01:
op disregard this advice, the bible qouted plainy that you should suffer no witch to live...reasons are,




1= Witches are heartless beings, one day when it's time to fulfill her own part of the agreement, they might ask her for your head.




2=The more you live with her the more you are going deep into her with your destiny.




3=All your children will be witches.




4=They don't know brother, mother, sister, father...all they know is kill, kill, kill and kill




5=She might convert you unconciously to one day.
Or better still, take her to your church for deliverance, that's if your church is spirit filled...in the case where she refused to go for deliverance,,,,do the below.



DIVORCE HER ASAP...A word is enough for the wise....

Sir she goes to church with me. Even attend weekly service with me. She prays along with me. I don't understand

amiskurie:
What do you intend to gain with lies,why don't you write for nollywood.





Between,I am giving you few minutes to confess that these are all lies b4 I place a curse on liars.

...and be fast!

Instead of you to be grateful to God that you are a free soul you are here talking rubbish. There are many people out there being challenged with spiritual problems that no one can understand. Someone is here seeking solution to his own, though it sounds funny but definitely not a Joke.

Thank God for your life not talking trash that you knw nothing about. How are we even sure some people in your own village are not even waiting for you. I guess we will call your own Hollywood when it happens. Mtcheew

MzOnajin1:
Four months courtship, Hmmmmm.

You can even spend four years courting ur partner before marriage and still find out strange, new things about him/her after marriage.

No be today, people pretend alot o!!

ST305:
Sir she goes to church with me. Even attend weekly service with me. She prays along with me. I don't understand

my brother you berra wake up, even satan himself goes to church...take her for councelling and deliverance @once, if she refuse divorce her.

Strahovski1:
Hey, your bible say they are not good. My own book say they are harmless creatures

So don't bring your religion here. A witch is a servant of nature whose powers are curled from plants, and other terrestial parts of nature. Not the devil as many africans presume. It's Voodoo that is of the devil. Witchraft is different from Voodoo

i never gave you the advice, did i??

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Op if this your story is true then i'd advise you go to a strong deliverance pastor. Cos this is a strong case of marine spirit she's got.. Witches got nothing on them...




Pls act fast. Its not going to be easy but God's power surpasses all...




And also make sure u are on the same page with ur creator.





I wish u well.....

MzOnajin1:
Four months courtship, Hmmmmm.

How many months is normal, make I learn abeg

All the best

Read the book "paranormality by richard wiseman" and save urself from stress.....

Lmao . I hope dis isn't true. Bera run for ur life. U are still asking if shes a witch .ok o

firstking01:
i never gave you the advice, did i??

Why tell him to disregard my advice?

Hahahaha, ur wife get spirit husband from the mammy water kingdom and na her jealous spirit husband dey push u under the bed while he sleeps on top bed,u don enter one chance,she is a kind witch and likes u a lot otherwise u would have been a beggar by now,just confront her quietly,she might open up to u and she can open a magic shop while u become her P.A, u people might turn to tb joshua and make mega box,she is ur golden hen,i no talk oo,make she no come find me magically

Strahovski1:
Why tell him to disregard my advice?

cos here is africa and not india, and as such, we do not condone the act of witchcraft or pamper them like you adviced him to...here in africa esp nigeria, witches are extremely wicked, they dnt knw father, mother, son, daughter,,,imediately they ask them to kill you, you 'll not wake up to see the sun the following day except God intervens

achinaboy:
first of, stop going to the church you usually go with her, because there is no spirit of God there, sit down and talk with her, although it may be difficult for her to open up to you,

. I lik d fact dat u said there is no spirit of God in dat church because if there was, she will not go there. No need talking to her. look for a church were holy spirit controls and take her for deliverance. Things like diz if she opens up to u, dai will kill d both of u. U rili need God

she must be related to Merlin



for d guy saying witches are harmless creatures...u never see somtin

firstking01:
cos here is africa and not india, and as such, we do not condone the act of witchcraft or pamper them like you adviced him to...here in africa esp nigeria, witches are extremely wicked, they dnt knw father, mother, son, daughter,,,imediately they ask them to kill you, you 'll not wake up to see the sun the following day except God intervens

Alright.

firstking01:
my brother you berra wake up, even satan himself goes to church...take her for councelling and deliverance @once, if she refuse divorce her.

I'm even afraid of divorcing. The day she told me about my plans to divorce, she was talking as if I was being wicked and if she retaliates it won't be good. All those kind of talk.

I think I will see my pastor about this tomorrow evening after service.

lt a serious case,see me as soon as posible,the case will be over in matter of weeks she will be freed both of you..,i mean every words.