On several occasions, I have accidentally bumped into ladies rooms when they were dressing up and below are the hilarious ways they act when you see them unclad.

Note: Don't think it was a deliberate act, it was just accidental

*Clears throat*

10 Hilarious Ways Ladies Act When Guys Accidentally See Them Unclad

1. They Scream loudly

This is very common with every lady. When you enter her room without knocking and see her unclad she will scream so loud as if you point gun at her

2. They start Avoiding you

This is also very common with every lady. Some of them do shakara pass Agbani Darego that you will begin to wonder if there's a man on earth that is worthy of seeing their unclothedness. The moment you see these ones unclad they feel embarrassed and start avoiding you afterwards.

3. They quickly grab on to anything to cover themselves

I went to a lady's hostel last week and I bumped into her room without knocking. She quickly looked for an object to grab just to cover herself up but unfortunately for her there was none.. Na so dis babe grab newspaper take cover body.. Smh

4. They start raining Curses on you

Some ladies will start raining curses on you with sango, ogun and the likes that you will begin to wonder if there's anything special in their bodies which you haven't seen before.

5. They make Ra.pe allegation against you

I have once experienced this sometime last year. When I bumped into her room and accidentally saw her dressing up, she quickly headed towards the door and locked it with keys after which she started calling neighbours to come to her rescue from rape

6. They resort to Rape you

This is not an exaggeration at all. It once happened to a friend.. As funny as it sounds some of them will quickly lock the door with keys and tell you to kuku do it, after all, you have seen what they have been hiding from you.

7. They start Interrogating you

Some of them will start throwing relevant and irrelevant questions in the process. They start asking both relevant and irrelevant questions such as, "can't you just knock before entering?; don't you know I'm unclad before entering my room?"; "did you seen anything?"; "Do you know you just sinned against God?"; now that you have seen me unclad, you are happy now shey? B4 nko why I no go happy?

8. They Run like Usain Bolt

I remember vividly when one babe in my villa was coming from the bathroom when her towel unexpectedly untied from her body when all guys were chilling outside their rooms, omo !! You need to see the girl grab race enter inside her room. I swear Usain Bolt gan no fast pass her


9. They quickly switch off the light

Let's assume it happened at night, some of them will quickly dash to switch off the light and tell you to vacate the room

10. They start Wailing

Some of them will become PDP tyrants immediately and start wailing like Tonyebarcanista . They will start telling you how you have no regard for a lady and that you were supposed to close your eyes instead of staring at their unclothedness

I drop my pen at this point


Feel free to add yours


Thanks for reading


Original Writer: Tosyne2much

Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/04/on-several-occasions-i-have.html

Tosin u are so on point, especially no.6

Sometime last year, Mrcork came to my home unannounced. That niggah was my very good friend then.

I was in the bathroom taking my bath and same time listening to music with my beat by dre
The niggah went to the bathroom And bumped in without knocking.
At first I was startled......I had a second thought and I smiled to myself

The next thing I did was to lock the door
I grabbed him, I tore his shirt and remove his trousers. ...I was fast as usain bolt...I bleep the hell out of him
After I was done..mrcork was crying.

And that was the last time I heard from mrcork

The lady above me though. She stole my spot.

On a serious note my experience is actually contrary to what the OP wrote because few years ago in my "face me and slap you apartment", I mistakenly bumped into the bathroom to see my neighbour unclad body (a female). Omo! The babe get boobi sha!

I was expecting her to rant at me instead she even told me join her (in a desperate and seductive tone) but as a good boy, I insisted that I cant because I am fasting.

Since then she has been avoiding me. Could it be because I rejected her request or what?

Ama pastor and a gentle soul,not as corrupt as tosyn
Tosyn you use to enjoy what you see right and why must you post this 18+ thread here on sunday without my[a pastor's carrygo]

Meanwhile lemme add mine though haven't seen one before :
11.They feel shy when you are under thesame roof with them with your CO-BOYS :
They think you will expose what you saw,are we bad to that extent

12.They avoid fights with you :
They always want to avoid any form of fight with you even if you get them angry,they think you may leak the stuff

13.They check your phone videos & pics time to time :
They think you might have snapped what you saw,they will always check through your phone to get rest of mind.

14.They bump into your room without knocking :
Them wan make it 50/50 since you already saw theirs,they want to check yours took.

**PLS NO CANTASS THREAD FOR THIS THREAD OO IF YOU NAO WANT MAKE I CURSE YOU**

Girls don't know : @ pics below

sm ll ask "Wt DD u c ?" imagine wen d guy ain't blind

M not guilty of anyone

Yesterday Tosin come come here dey whine us say he no fit toast yet see wetin he dey post as topic.....Tosin...we know you are lying...but continue ...back to the topic....i neva catch girl na.ked so i still dey hope to catch...beht make i add something sha

11). They just continue dressing: some of them will not even mind you and they will continue the business but make sure you have taken off before she finish if not...na OYO you dey

Oya tk dis honorary phd degree on womanology.

oga tosyne I hail ooo,u go don see girls tire before creating this thread.once again I hail ooo!!!!!

Igbaba2:
Oya tk dis honorary phd degree on womanology.

help me give am this one on 10things(nology)

Lmao... Hahhaahha

sinaj:
S

. S 4 sinaj

ireneony:

from the way u dey shine teeth,u are GUILTY.COURT!!!!!!!

They start calling you a sinner as if no be the eyes wey God give you, you take see wetin God create.

cruzita:
oga tosyne I hail ooo,u go don see girls tire before creating this thread.once again I hail ooo!!!!!

see wetin ni?



Tosyne2much wey b virgin

cruzita:
oga tosyne I hail ooo,u go don see girls tire before creating this thread.once again I hail ooo!!!!!

Hahahahahaha rowlkdm Noi be wetin u dey think oooo

jovincyy10:
. S 4 sinaj

lol

11. You will some shout JESUSSSSS!!!......like it's Jesus that bumped into them

Lol......

sinaj:
see wetin ni?



Tosyne2much wey b virgin

iffa hear




Unless tertiary virgin

Some girls really have good boobs

F

sinaj:
see wetin ni?


Tosyne2m.uch wey b virgin

Seriously ?

Mr. Op u're so on point

The guy i caught doing it last week,like seriously i had to excuse them because he was laughing

sinaj:
see wetin ni?



Tosyne2much wey b virgin

THEY JUST CONTINUE WHAT THEY ARE DOING:
wen yhu barge in on these ones, dey jst look at yhu, dey smile ask yhu to sit down while dey finish dressing up.






If these ever happens, den snakes av grown legs

Num two though
I do that all the time

wristbangle:
The lady above me though. She stole my spot.

On a serious note my experience is actually contrary to what the OP wrote because few years ago in my "face me and slap you apartment", I mistakenly bumped into the bathroom to see my neighbour unclad body (a female). Omo! The babe get boobi sha!

I was expecting her to rant at me instead she even told me join her (in a desperate and seductive tone) but as a good boy, I insisted that I cant because I am fasting.

Since then she has been avoiding me. Could it be because I rejected her request or what?

who spot don help?

wristbangle:
The lady above me though. She stole my spot.

On a serious note my experience is actually contrary to what the OP wrote because few years ago in my "face me and slap you apartment", I mistakenly bumped into the bathroom to see my neighbour unclad body (a female). Omo! The babe get boobi sha!

I was expecting her to rant at me instead she even told me join her (in a desperate and seductive tone) but as a good boy, I insisted that I cant because I am fasting.

Since then she has been avoiding me. Could it be because I rejected her request or what?

Egbon, u dae lie oo

ireneony:
who spot don help?

Everytime naim u dey steal my spot. U no dey tire? Thief

wristbangle:


Everytime naim u dey steal my spot. U no dey tire? Thief

name them