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What do you do for a living?

iLegend:
Xup cutie. Let's chat about life.

Our topics are

Family
Entertainment
Marriage
Ambition
Language
Experience/Events
Sex life
Education
Xercise
Travel
Ask me
Problems
Environmental Observation
Scariest Encounters Ever


Any girl who wants to chat with iLegend the innocent guy should ask him any question from the above. If he's not comfortable with the question he'll not answer. #Winks

Larabae13 u at?

Let's keep it fun and naughty!

lolz u remember me 2day ni?

Well, since u offered....wat was ur scariest encounter?

iLegend:
I'm an entrepreneur! I do online businesses. I work for home and I give lectures in some institutions.

hmmn good....so wen was the first time u had sex?

iLegend:
A lot. I'll mention two
1. The day Arik airline almost crashed in Abuja. I was inside. Na God
2. The day I was coming back from the studio and three armed robbers who came for a failed kidnap mission and were angry. They police vest and surrendered me with 3 AK47 on my fore-head. They took my phone. Luckily my main phone was in my bag and only God saved me else I'd killed myself by now if they had taken the bag. My everything (electronic-like) in life was in that bag.

awwn sorry ehn

iLegend:
At age 10. Na my cousins (two girls) rape me.

lolz dat was quite early...so wat places av u traveled to?

iLegend:
Heaven

yeah right! Abeg talk jare

iLegend:
If I spank you eh! You no get respect o!

Oya! Na my turn

Was it painful the first day you did it?

thought it was me asking the qstns...well, it wasn't painful....nd I'm nt answering anymore of ur qstns

iLegend:
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so do u smoke?

iLegend:
Hahahaha fúck you. Two more left, then you'll ask me.

it wasn't painful Ahhh! My baby don spoil finish. Send me the phone number of that guy. I need to get him arrested. I'm supposed to be your first. I'm crying.

Aiit. Question two. Where are you now?

nowhere

iLegend:
Naturally no, but I used it to stop two of my exes. I'll pretend to be a smoker and smoke with them, but only to turnaround in some weeks or a month and tell them I have stopped and they follow suit.

cool, so one day u wake up nd find ursef to be a woman wat'll be ur reaction nd wat'll u do?

iLegend:
Honey, I'll spank your naughty ass now with that thing in-between my legs.

Tell me now before I bite you!

yea bite me nd I'll bite u back

iLegend:
Omg! That's scary. I'll run mad and start picking things along express road like mad women do. Or I'll eat all these nice guys dry. Dey no wan hear word!

lolz why dem no wan hear word?

iLegend:
With that your small lips? You no even sabi kiss self. Abeg shift.

shey na lips I dey take bite?

iLegend:
Dem dey waste plenty money untop tóto well well na. Oh! You're a girl, Sowie Sowie Sowie

u're nt sorry at all...so av u ever beat a woman?

iLegend:
Yes! That what our aunty taught us in school in 2006.

Sweetheart, gotta go. We'll continue next time. Oya kiss me first before I leave. Hope you've brushed?

gudnyt jare u silly man.till later