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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by ayusco85(m): 2:11pm On Sep 21, 2016
Purpletee:

lol...na experience o

So one guy Don try Dat one with u? Did he succeed in putting his kondo in between Ur laps? Hw did it feel? Did he apply oil? grin
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 2:41pm On Sep 21, 2016
Put what exactly, am confused undecided
Purpletee:
lol..

what about the "baby just hold it small"
"lemme just put it in between your laps"
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 2:42pm On Sep 21, 2016
Enter Wt exactly, I dn't undstnd, and stick how
shugacane:
grin grin Guys nd dia funny ways "lemme enter i wont move" because na stick abi?? cheesy
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 2:47pm On Sep 21, 2016
And when u crave for dt 3 letter word it ain't shame then abi
beautiful232:
shame on the guys all

after they will be forming strong people.
when it's come to that 3letter word...s*x
they become new born baby
crying like the need breast milk


smh for them o
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 2:49pm On Sep 21, 2016
U r ryt, during sex women's brain becomes dead to thinking aright
Anabel:


The one I watched today shows that women's brain tend to die during sex and becomes active after. Don't know of the before sex
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Judithume(f): 2:50pm On Sep 21, 2016
I have heard, let me just put the tip, I will bring it out immediately..... But we all know what will happen after the tip has entered
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Judithume(f): 2:50pm On Sep 21, 2016
I have heard, let me just put the tip, I will bring it out immediately..... But we all know what will happen after the tip has entered grin grin
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 2:51pm On Sep 21, 2016
hesilo:
U talk as if u guys don't cry. D easiest way 2 quarrel wit my girl is jas 2 pretend 4 abt 5days dt I dnt wana av s**... Quarrel don start b dat grin. D way I am looking @ u, u'd do worst dan her sef grin grin odi gi na anya
No mind her, make she dey form say she jo enjoy am
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 3:17pm On Sep 21, 2016
" bae pls na angry let it just kiss ur puci, let it just kiss it pls "
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 3:50pm On Sep 21, 2016
beautiful232:
shame on the guys all

after they will be forming strong people.
when it's come to that 3letter word...s*x
they become new born baby
crying like the need breast milk


smh for them o

Lolss nothing to be ashamed abt oo its just natural somtn
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Purpletee(f): 3:59pm On Sep 21, 2016
vikkeee:

You no go like hear my own flows too?
No o
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Purpletee(f): 4:28pm On Sep 21, 2016
ayusco85:


So one guy Don try Dat one with u? Did he succeed in putting his kondo in between Ur laps? Hw did it feel? Did he apply oil? grin
lol...unfortunately for him I no gree
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Purpletee(f): 4:34pm On Sep 21, 2016
jaybillionaire:
Put what exactly, am confused undecided

dick
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Fkhalifa(m): 4:57pm On Sep 21, 2016
And once they cum they come back to their senses.
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by beautiful232(f): 5:22pm On Sep 21, 2016
dairykidd:

Lolss nothing to be ashamed abt oo its just natural somtn

all you men are babies jare

be forming what I don't know
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by beautiful232(f): 5:27pm On Sep 21, 2016
jaybillionaire:
And when u crave for dt 3 letter word it ain't shame then abi


..yes

You know yourselves tongue
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 5:33pm On Sep 21, 2016
beautiful232:



all you men are babies jare


be forming what I don't know
I agree with u partially cos even d toughest man melts in d arms of particular woman and vice versa...so even u too my dear are no exception. WE ALL ARE BABIES at some point some how with someone.
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by ayusco85(m): 5:38pm On Sep 21, 2016
Purpletee:

lol...unfortunately for him I no gree

Lol. Why do I find this hard to believe? I wasn't there u know. He might ve succeeded in putting it in Ur hoohagrin
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by beautiful232(f): 5:45pm On Sep 21, 2016
dairykidd:

I agree with u partially cos even d toughest man melts in d arms of particular woman and vice versa...so even u too my dear are no exception. WE ALL ARE BABIES at some point some how with someone.



true!!!

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 5:49pm On Sep 21, 2016
beautiful232:




true!!!

Shey u see na wink
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by vikkeee(m): 6:26pm On Sep 21, 2016
Purpletee:

No o
I know you are shy......you don't want all this amebos to see. I go Pm you grin
Purpletee:

No o
I know you are shy......you don't want all this amebos to see. I go Pm you
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by manie(m): 8:12pm On Sep 21, 2016
Funny thread
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 1:47pm On Sep 22, 2016
mrnigeria:

really
I disagree.
a normal male orgasm lasts up to 5-10 secs, but for some it lasts up to 20secs as proved by scientists
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by mrnigeria(m): 5:27pm On Sep 22, 2016
Simran94:

a normal male orgasm lasts up to 5-10 secs, but for some it lasts up to 20secs as proved by scientists
Maybe they after effects, but the orgasm itself shouldn't take more than 10 secs in a normal case.

you this girl, so you are talking about orgasm abi?
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by optional1(f): 5:43pm On Sep 22, 2016
crotonite:
why should i disgrace myself in front of a lady just because of 3secs of orgasm when vaseline can do exactly that... cool


HuH


You self join the vaseline crew?
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 6:43pm On Sep 22, 2016
optional1:


HuH

You self join the vaseline crew?
lipsrsealed cry
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by optional1(f): 6:47pm On Sep 22, 2016
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 6:48pm On Sep 22, 2016
optional1:


lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
how was ur day dear?
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by optional1(f): 6:51pm On Sep 22, 2016
crotonite:
how was ur day dear?


Was stressful but I thank God cheesy and yours?
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 7:02pm On Sep 22, 2016
optional1:



Was stressful but I thank God cheesy and yours?
mine was hectic...i'm so glad it's night and i can rest now.

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Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by Nobody: 7:13am On Sep 23, 2016
mrnigeria:

Maybe they after effects, but the orgasm itself shouldn't take more than 10 secs in a normal case.

you this girl, so you are talking about orgasm abi?
you nko?
Re: When Guys Are Desperate For Sex, Check Out Hilarious Stuff They Say by armpit: 10:52am On Sep 23, 2016
lick every part of her body, from the ear, the ni**ples, tummy region. I tell you she go use hammer break her p***sy door make you enter.

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