Masturbation is addictive and most guys and babes indulge in it. Relationship status is not a factor.

I'm single and exhibit none of these traits except no8

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The devil would really be proud of you:
A generation that despises the inestimable riches of chastity.

Simply say 'the chief ways to identify an uneducated fellow, who also is a pervert'.

As for having a girlfriend, I'm yet to know how it tricks the mind/brain to be sounder and more intellectually inclined.

All I see is money, Boys get gf Men get wife

chiraqDemon:

Well im a chronic single guy
But i wee never warch zeeworld or telemundo
I like breakup story sha
I de watch discovery n sony max like mad
My left hand does the job but its not bigger than my right
U will find me in the bar with my guys whenever i get money but i never drink to stupor
Im still a V even if i know about 5 AQs in town n im 20....i love my life
Im almost always at home sha
When i happen to get a gf i feel it sucks too much energy and i put almost no effort in amd it crashes aftee which i return to sleeping, eating, drinking, watching tv and going to lectures and visiting the gym once in a while
I wish i could put as much effort into relationships as i do in enjoying singlehood but it just aint me

Is something wrong with me?

dude, I love your writing..you should write home video

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I disagree...

So not having a girlfriend is now a crime arbi?

Epositive:
in addition to what the bros ahead of me scripted
15. They are interested in break up stories.

16. they are die-hard fans of these following channels:
i) BBN
ii)telemundo
iii)zeeworld

17. most of them are introverts

#positivevibes

U see, not everyone are the same. From number 1 through 16, are not applicable to all single guys in fact, I am number 17 and non of number 1 to 16 is applicable to me. Being introvert, is painful because women likes me naturally but I am tongue tied. I stopped collecting numbers from females because I have collected over 20 but after than, I will be confuse of things to say when I call.
But being introvert, I have learnt to be straight on point. If I gather enough courage to meet a girl, I tell her right on b my GF and I want sex period. I have been successful with it.
Although am still single because i dont always call them and because there is no vibes, everything just go down off gradually no quarrel but I have never visited a brothel at least not now.
So your points not applicable to all single guys. I only lost potential GFs due to poor communications and understanding women even though my perfect friend has tried to put me through.

Epositive:
in addition to what the bros ahead of me scripted
15. They are interested in break up stories.

16. they are die-hard fans of these following channels:
i) BBN
ii)telemundo
iii)zeeworld

17. most of them are introverts

#positivevibes

Bbn?Telemundo? Zeeworld? God forbid. Only woman wrappers watch those channels. Life doesn't revolve around women...

Babzilla:


when did it become a crime for a guy not to have a girlfriend. So a man who doesnt have a gf should kill himself or what TF is he trying to say.? I have observed his thirsty ways and I can bet my left nut he has no gf

you are on point the op said if they are talking of life time saving that shows that the guy has no girl friend this tonyne2much point is baseless as far as am concern so some one that keeping gf don't save or what?

None of the Above

CHEAPER THAN MOST PRIVATE UNIVERSITIES IN NIGERIA

Trash, am single and all those things u listed there are not applicable to me so talk anoda thing

Menzy86:
I hav not had a girlfriend for almost two years and trust me I suffer NONE of these mentioned. Getting layed has never been a priority nor a problem unless u r a little spineless boy. People's girlfriends wonder what they are doing with their guys when they meet u. About d dirtiness part, I have a neighbour who doesn't wash his boxers in at least a week but still gets laid more often than several guys can imagine. Infact he is being laid as I type this right now which brings me back to my initial point. Only kiddos hussle to get girlfriends.

By far the most sensible post on his thread.
I've got no qualms with the topic/list tho, it's just harmless banter.
Not being in a relationship ain't necessarily correlative to one being unable to get laid.
Lord knows I would give a toe to get back every second I spent forming all lovey-dovey, getting cozy, cuddly and shi with some ho.
Days of me life I'm never getting back.

For the guys out there looking to make a better life for themselves; I say keep your head up.

Na wah o. Fallen generation. We hardly see people giving advice not to have sex before marriage. Now it is girlfriend issues. Some people who have no girlfriend will feel bad now. Everyone should return to the Lord and repent.
You don't need a girlfriend if you are not ready for marriage. Secondly, girlfriends are not for sex or kissing.

chiraqDemon:
1,3,4,6,7
Those are wrong
Ion visit brothels and most my fellow chronic single guys dont, in fact im a V
Ion hire gfs for my parties
I might or might not stay inside like this val i was at the bar with guys then went to watch match
I dont discourage guys from having babes
I even encourage them coa i like hearing their stories when they quarrel
Guys even call me to come and settle their relationship problems cos im good at convincing ppl to reason logically
I do have abt 2.6gb of porn on my phone tho

It seems you are enjoying sin. Porn is not good for you neither masturbation

brandydaniells:
TRASH . . . AM SINGLE AND I DO NONE THOSE SHII. . ITS NICE SLEEPING WITHOUT STRESS. . . IS LIKE UR UGLY?

forget the ugly tin, its all about the money. Ask ibu or osho baba

Follow me ask them oh..

eni4real:
What is girlfriend?

TinaAnita:
This post is extremely funny. Dammmmiiiiiit. The part that talks about wearing a boxer for a long time without washing it cracked me up! Hehehehehe

Hehehe

[quote author=tosyne2much post=54430548][/quote]they go about writing posts on how to recognize them

I can see reasons why most guys will never succeed in relationships, no wonder you always shout they gilted me when you have been fornicating with one another and now you complain she's no longer interested, must relationship always be about sex. If you are not virgin before marriage your glory his not complete. And you might struggle to make it in life

buske:
Clap for yourself Op...
Even though I'll assume you posted that for fun, you just succeeded in making guys who don't have a girlfriend look bad. Like you literally made it look not having a girlfriend is a crime.

.. And some girls are even there supporting and adding more trash...if put right, the op's post is suppose to be beneficial to girls, seeing that many guys lie about their relationship status.

It should rather be a way of making it easier for them to spot a single guy.

This is exactly the kind of message your post should convey.

I believe any intelligent person should be able to smell sarcasm bro

chiraqDemon:
1,3,4,6,7
Those are wrong
Ion visit brothels and most my fellow chronic single guys dont, in fact im a V
Ion hire gfs for my parties
I might or might not stay inside like this val i was at the bar with guys then went to watch match
I dont discourage guys from having babes
I even encourage them coa i like hearing their stories when they quarrel
Guys even call me to come and settle their relationship problems cos im good at convincing ppl to reason logically
I do have abt 2.6gb of porn on my phone tho

Meaning the write-up is not completely false

Vorpal:


Depends on his motive for dating in the first place and the other for not dating.

To be honest, this is a very stupid thread and not because the idea of knowing who has a gf or not is important or relevant in the scheme of things today but also the points stated in it are so baseless and shallow.

Am never a fan of his 10 things blabla..He writes childish always.

Hector09:
This is a big lie am 23 still single i mean i ve never ve a gf bt i dnt exhibit any of these

Bros, you sure say you no need prayer

Dem babes plenty for Nairaland nah

rosalieene2:
of what use is this thread@tosyne
I know you fall in the category.

so tosyne2much do you masturbate

Oooooh common real men don't do that shit

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this is the worst list ive seen that made the front page

Idrismusty97:
This is a load of horse shît.

Take it easy bro

Odkosh:
for you to know all this, you are definitely one if them or have been one of them in the past.

Every guy was single at a point, you know?

JeffreyJames:


Lol you sef dey take tosyn list serious?

Some cash for anybody that can counter this thread... The female version I mean

OP, U knw single guys 4K more pvssiez dan u think. shit u aint no, really cul bein single as der r majorly hoes diz dayz

ngmgeek:


Nice one.

http://www.naijasquare.com/threads/how-to-spot-guys-who-have-no-girlfriends-tosyne2much.1334/

At least I'm glad that blog gave credit.. Most bloggers dont do that