During my service year, there was this extremely hot chick with a stunning figure way above my league. So one evening, we were all watching a movie at a neighbour's place and at the same time I was engaged in a discussion with some guys. Then suddenly the said chick walked into the room, saw all the seats were occupied, then straight up came to me and sat on my lap. I went numb immediately, sweating profusely and trying to control my boner.It was the longest 30 seconds I ever endured. I eventually got my penis underneath my thigh and got myself back under control.
I've had other instances where i couldn't suppress my boner; some get up after noticing while some just remain there.

So Ladies, do you think its cool or awkward if you notice a boner on a guy you sit on(not your boyfriend or hubby).

Why would a lady be sitting on the lap of someone who is not her boyfriend or husband in the first place?!

thesicilian:
Why would a lady be sitting on the lap of someone who is not her boyfriend or husband in the first place?!

And what's wrong with it?, as far as you guys didn't fvck.

firstking01:

Boss are you from Imo?

thesicilian:
Why would a lady be sitting on the lap of someone who is not her boyfriend or husband in the first place?!

Are you kidding me?


I have friends that are females and I even carry some on my back when we play. It depends on your mindset

thesicilian:
Why would a lady be sitting on the lap of someone who is not her boyfriend or husband in the first place?!

are you not sociable with the opposite gender?

xynerise:


Are you kidding me?


I have friends that are females and I even carry some on my back when we play. It depends on your mindset

Your mindset is definitely different from mine.

thesicilian:
Your mindset is definitely different from mine.

Are you a perv?

firstking01:
And what's wrong with it?, as far as you guys didn't fvck.

Do I take that to mean that you'd be okay with walking in on your girlfriend sitting on the laps of a guy, "as long as they didn't fvck"?

even my aunty refuse her husband to lap their daughtter,its not all about dirty mind but some peaple body are just sensitive,you cnt sit on anybody's lap,its not proper

thesicilian:
Why would you be sitting on the lap of someone who is not your boyfriend or husband in the first place?!

It happens. It happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

Splinz:
OP, you need to come to me that I may pray for you. You see, your boner is under the influences of the marine kingdom.

No thanks, my boner is in a healthy state.

Amarabae:
are you not sociable with the opposite gender?

Lol. Roughly 65% of my very best friends are females. But there are boundaries.

xynerise:

Are you a perv?

no sir.

ZarZar:


It happens. I happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

So wetin come happen next after you touch the tin?

NerdSciBot:
No thanks, my boner is in a healthy state.

thesicilian:
no sir.

A rapist will never admit he is a rapist.

Even if I lap Nicki Minaj, I won't get a boner.

austinosita:


So wetin come happen next after you touch the tin?

Lol, I quickly removed my hand & shifted myself to sit on his knees. Funny thing is, he told me "It's alright". LOL!

thesicilian:
Do I take that to mean that you'd be okay with walking in on your girlfriend sitting on the laps of a guy, "as long as they didn't fvck"?

Smh, you sound so primitive and you gon be the clingy type....and to your answer, hell yeah.

Whizzcute:
Boss are you from Imo?

Lol, no, and why do you ask??

mrmrmister:
Even if I lap Nicki Minaj, I won't get a boner.

Like you don't have a boner watching her on TV?

@ZarZar: lol. did your boyfriend laugh his ass out when you told him?

ZarZar:


Lol, I quickly removed my hand & shifted myself to sit on his knees. Funny thing is, he told me "It's alright". LOL!

Lol. Why would it not be alright

Anyways, you did well covering it up

thesicilian:
@ZarZar: lol. did your boyfriend laugh his ass out when you told him?

I don't remember if I had a BF @ the time or not, but even if I did, I wasn't going to tell him For the why? Get him jealous over the big news ? I think not!

firstking01:
Smh, you sound so primitive and you gon be the clingy type....and to your answer, hell yeah.

Why is it so difficult to discuss with you nairalanders without you resorting to repulsive responses?

ZarZar:


It happens. I happened to me a few years ago. Me & my cousin were at her friends' place. There were a few people there & when we were about to leave, one of the cars wouldn't start so all 8 of us packed in one car. My cousin sat on one guy, I sat on the other & one other guy sat on top of another guy It was a practical solution to our dilemma. So anyway, the guy got hard as I was bumping on top of him due to speed bumps on the road Honestly, at 1st I thought he had a phone in his pocket because his "thing" was in a weird angle, going across his thigh. When I decided to shift the "phone" with my hand, that's when it dawned on me that I was on a long thing...literally. LMAO.

Lol hilarious. Do you think it was/it is okay or awkward or you're just indifferent to the situation.

NerdSciBot:
Lol hilarious. Do you think it was/it is okay or awkward or you're just indifferent to the situation.

It felt a bit awkward. TBH, I thought he was a perv

ZarZar:


It felt a bit awkward. TBH, I thought he was a perv

Ouch, now I sorta kinda feel stvpid. I'm no pervert though. You can't beat physiology.

NerdSciBot:
Ouch, now I sorta kinda feel stvpid. I'm no pervert though. You can't beat physiology.

I guess so.