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Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by jezuzboi(m): 12:17pm On Oct 31, 2017
I know that young ladies may never agree with me. But whoever will implement these points in her marriage will be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise. This was established by Mrs. Martha de Purenez, who died at the age of 104. She spent 82 years in marriage. In her lifetime, she noted the following;

1. The husband is always right.

2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he has no job and NO MONEY.

3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going to bed if the husband isn't yet in bed, as well as before turning her face away from him on the bed. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed.

4. If there is a quarrel with the husband and then a visitor comes, the wife should smile as if nothing happened.

5. Anytime the wife thinks she is right on a matter, she should refer herself to Article number 1.

6. A good wife must go to bed in her nightdress with no panties or bra, (except during your monthly flow, which he must know about) to allow the husband access to her at any time he feels like (NOTE: All women should note that this is a man's greatest desire in marriage - especially if he loves the woman).

7. A woman MUST NEVER refuse her husband's romance expect on the grounds of health and prayers. Even in such cases, she must POLITELY and LOVINGLY explain to him.

8. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps quiet and that is the time to apologize for whatever has upset him. (NOTE: Apologizing to him after you have shouted back and insulted him DOES NOT WORK!) .

9. The wife should always seek the husband's permission before making any decision except where he has previously granted you the permission on that particular issue.

10. A wife should always excuse the husband to the children if he comes home late.

11. Even on a personal matter a wife waits for her husband with her ideas but must take those of her husband when he is back home.

12. The wife must never use work in the day as an excuse to deny him at night. Let him be the one to say, "Oh, you must be tired after all the stress of the day!" It is best that way.

13. The wife never goes to sit down in her husband's office unless in an urgent case or an emergency. A good husband too will not come and sit in your office.

14. A good wife does not embark on any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if it is your own money. A good husband too will not control your money.

15. The best way to settle misunderstandings is in the bedroom. If a misunderstanding lingers and he does not make a move in bed, a good wife should make the move.

16. The wife never refuses to prepare his meals, even if he is refusing to eat due to annoyance. When he has refused 2 meals, prepare his favorite, with tempting treats.

17. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives orders from him.

18. The wife must always respect the husband. Next to freedom of access to his wife's body, this is a man's most important concern.

19. The wife has to control her jealousy and never show it in public.

20. The good wife pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only with the permission of the husband. And under normal circumstances, accompanied by the husband.

21. A good wife never entertains guests in her home without the husband's knowledge and consent. Not even your own relations.

22. NEVER ENTERTAIN ANY MALE GUEST WITHOUT HIS KNOWLEDGE. Not even his own blood brother He may not talk or complain about some, but be sure he has counted it against you.

23. The wife never goes out anywhere without permission from her husband.

NB: Dear woman, know that THE POWER OF A GOOD WIFE IS IN HER WEAKNESS. Please, as stupid as this may sound to you, use it and watch your husband become your lover once again. This was Mrs. Martha de Purenez’s secret recipe for a happy marriage and full control of her home.

She did all the above and was the one running the home; NOT HER HUSBAND!!! His love and respect for her were second to none!!! If you wish to marry well and have all that control over your home, you might want to consider taking this to heart. A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WOMAN WHO IS WISE!!!

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by QueenSekxy(f): 12:20pm On Oct 31, 2017
mtchew..people that cant even afford to woo a girl outside NL gives rules about how women should live their life. ...go and sleep abeg

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by makdcash(m): 12:21pm On Oct 31, 2017
Nowadays girls will never agree to this...

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by izaray(f): 12:22pm On Oct 31, 2017
Nice write-up undecided but you forgot to include, a wife must be a slave to her husband & his families shocked

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by jezuzboi(m): 12:23pm On Oct 31, 2017
QueenSekxy:
mtchew..people that cant even afford to woo a girl outside NL gives rules about how women should live their life. ...go and sleep abeg

You must have skipped the introduction. Let me draw your attention to the part of the introduction that said

This was established by Mrs. Martha de Purenez, who died at the age of 104. She spent 82 years in marriage. In her lifetime, she noted the following;

They are not my rules. They are rules given by a woman like you who spent 82 years in marriage; OKAY

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by jezuzboi(m): 12:25pm On Oct 31, 2017
izaray:
Nice write-up undecided but you forgot to include, a wife must be a [b][/b]Slave to her husband & his families shocked
Like I told the other woman, the rules aren't mine. A woman like you noted them down, and she didn't include SLAVERY in any part of her write-up. DO NOT FORGET THAT SHE HAD A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE and HAD FULL CONTROL OF HER HOME by implementing these rules...

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by Nobody: 12:25pm On Oct 31, 2017
makdcash:
Nowadays girls will never agree to this...
Go marry a robot. I guess she'd do the aforementioned and more 'cause they lack emotions. grin

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by jezuzboi(m): 12:27pm On Oct 31, 2017
makdcash:
Nowadays girls will never agree to this...
This was the very first thought that crossed my mind the moment I read this... And judging from the words of the FTC, I wasn't wrong...

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by tycoon3(m): 12:34pm On Oct 31, 2017
Hmm...I don't believe any lady of this generation will accept and adhere to this, it sounds rigid

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by izaray(f): 12:36pm On Oct 31, 2017
jezuzboi:

Like I told the other woman, the rules aren't mine. A woman like you noted them down, and she didn't include SLAVERY in any part of her write-up. DO NOT FORGET THAT SHE HAD A SUCCESSFUL MARRIAGE and HAD FULL CONTROL OF HER HOME by implementing these rules...
My dear, its only a robot can keep to all those rules

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by Enoma222(m): 12:37pm On Oct 31, 2017
jezuzboi:
I know that young ladies may never agree with me. But whoever will implement these points in her marriage will be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise. This was established by Mrs. Martha de Purenez, who died at the age of 104. She spent 82 years in marriage. In her lifetime, she noted the following;

1. The husband is always right.

2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he has no job and NO MONEY.

3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going to bed if the husband isn't yet in bed, as well as before turning her face away from him on the bed. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed.

4. If there is a quarrel with the husband and then a visitor comes, the wife should smile as if nothing happened.

5. Anytime the wife thinks she is right on a matter, she should refer herself to Article number 1.

6. A good wife must go to bed in her nightdress with no panties or bra, (except during your monthly flow, which he must know about) to allow the husband access to her at any time he feels like (NOTE: All women should note that this is a man's greatest desire in marriage - especially if he loves the woman).

7. A woman MUST NEVER refuse her husband's romance expect on the grounds of health and prayers. Even in such cases, she must POLITELY and LOVINGLY explain to him.

8. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps quiet and that is the time to apologize for whatever has upset him. (NOTE: Apologizing to him after you have shouted back and insulted him DOES NOT WORK!) .

9. The wife should always seek the husband's permission before making any decision except where he has previously granted you the permission on that particular issue.

10. A wife should always excuse the husband to the children if he comes home late.

11. Even on a personal matter a wife waits for her husband with her ideas but must take those of her husband when he is back home.

12. The wife must never use work in the day as an excuse to deny him at night. Let him be the one to say, "Oh, you must be tired after all the stress of the day!" It is best that way.

13. The wife never goes to sit down in her husband's office unless in an urgent case or an emergency. A good husband too will not come and sit in your office.

14. A good wife does not embark on any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if it is your own money. A good husband too will not control your money.

15. The best way to settle misunderstandings is in the bedroom. If a misunderstanding lingers and he does not make a move in bed, a good wife should make the move.

16. The wife never refuses to prepare his meals, even if he is refusing to eat due to annoyance. When he has refused 2 meals, prepare his favorite, with tempting treats.

17. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives orders from him.

18. The wife must always respect the husband. Next to freedom of access to his wife's body, this is a man's most important concern.

19. The wife has to control her jealousy and never show it in public.

20. The good wife pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only with the permission of the husband. And under normal circumstances, accompanied by the husband.

21. A good wife never entertains guests in her home without the husband's knowledge and consent. Not even your own relations.

22. NEVER ENTERTAIN ANY MALE GUEST WITHOUT HIS KNOWLEDGE. Not even his own blood brother He may not talk or complain about some, but be sure he has counted it against you.

23. The wife never goes out anywhere without permission from her husband.

NB: Dear woman, know that THE POWER OF A GOOD WIFE IS IN HER WEAKNESS. Please, as stupid as this may sound to you, use it and watch your husband become your lover once again. This was Mrs. Martha de Purenez’s secret recipe for a happy marriage and full control of her home.

She did all the above and was the one running the home; NOT HER HUSBAND!!! His love and respect for her were second to none!!! If you wish to marry well and have all that control over your home, you might want to consider taking this to heart. A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WOMAN WHO IS WISE!!!


GOD BLezz YOu.....

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by jezuzboi(m): 12:39pm On Oct 31, 2017
izaray:
My dear, its only a robot can keep to all those rules
You're saying the woman who wrote this down is a ROBOT Well, in my opinion, if it takes being a ROBOT to HAVE CONTROL OVER MY HOUSE AND MY HUSBAND, I would rather be a ROBOT. Isn't that better than battling for superiority only to get thrown out of the house in the name of DIVORCE

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by jezuzboi(m): 12:40pm On Oct 31, 2017
tycoon3:
Hmm...I don't believe any lady of this generation will accept and adhere to this, it sounds rigid
I dare to believe, I dare to hope, I dare to have faith that there are still girls like this in this generation, however little their number might be. May God help us!!!

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by tycoon3(m): 12:47pm On Oct 31, 2017
jezuzboi:

I dare to believe, I dare to hope, I dare to have faith that there are still girls like this in this generation, however little their number might be. May God help us!!!
Sure they are but maybe 2 in 100 very scares
If any girl should tell you there is noting difficult in it I can go by the rules bro check her age maybe 40+ and still single"desperation

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by mrdickhead: 12:51pm On Oct 31, 2017
I miss those days I used to call my wife and she will answered,Yes My Lord grin

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by jezuzboi(m): 12:55pm On Oct 31, 2017
tycoon3:

Sure they are but maybe 2 in 100 very scares
If any girl should tell you there is noting difficult in it I can go by the rules bro check her age maybe 40+ and still single"desperation
You have a point there...
Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by Nobody: 12:57pm On Oct 31, 2017
OP

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by Nobody: 1:00pm On Oct 31, 2017
15. " The best way to settle misunderstandings is in the bedroom. If a misunderstanding lingers and he does not make a move in bed, a good wife should make the move "

To the LOVE OF MY LIFE ...IamJ,

be ready at all times coz we gonna settle everything in our bedroom each & every night wink kiss

Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by jezuzboi(m): 1:00pm On Oct 31, 2017
mrdickhead:
I miss those days I used to call my wife and she will answered,Yes My Lord grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by Joislim(f): 1:01pm On Oct 31, 2017
#1 is more of customer/ seller relationship

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by chynie: 1:19pm On Oct 31, 2017
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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by Nobody: 1:29pm On Oct 31, 2017
You are practically saying that we should be our husband's slave. I'll pass.

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by IAMSASHY(f): 1:34pm On Oct 31, 2017
undecided Al dese ar possible bt it stl depends, nt all men ar worthy to b worshipped dat way, respect is reciprocal. A drunkard, a beater, womanizer dnt deserve such. If u wnt 2 b treated good in a good way, lead wt examples

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by chynie: 1:35pm On Oct 31, 2017
wehdone
wait for God to create the woman for you
cos am sure your mom didn't keep all the rules u listed above.

abi are your parents divorced?

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by Nobody: 1:55pm On Oct 31, 2017
Taking permission before going to bed you are really not serious.I can't take that shit

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by Jman06(m): 2:03pm On Oct 31, 2017
Trash!

This mindset is the reason why we have many irresponsible men in the society.

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by jezuzboi(m): 2:04pm On Oct 31, 2017
Chybeibe:
You are practically saying that we should be our husband's slave. I'll pass.
I didn't say. A woman like you said it. And from her story, she was no slave. She was a MASTER instead... I want to believe you didn't skip that part of the write-up..
Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by jezuzboi(m): 2:06pm On Oct 31, 2017
IAMSASHY:
undecided Al dese ar possible bt it stl depends, nt all men ar worthy to b worshipped dat way, respect is reciprocal. A drunkard, a beater, womanizer dnt deserve such. If u wnt 2 b treated good in a good way, lead wt examples
Good talk... I respect you already...

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by jezuzboi(m): 2:11pm On Oct 31, 2017
chynie:
wehdone
wait for God to create the woman for you
cos am sure your mom didn't keep all the rules u listed above.

abi are your parents divorced?
As untrue as it may sound, my mom actually kept these rules. But I wouldn't say my dad deserved it. However, I can boldly declare that I'm a better man than daddy and deserve it all. The question now is; ARE YOU WORTH A PROPOSAL?
Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by jezuzboi(m): 2:15pm On Oct 31, 2017
rebirthforgoody:
Taking permission before going to bed you are really not serious.I can't take that shit
Like I've never failed to inform, I DIDN'T WRITE THIS EPISTLE. A WOMAN LIKE YOU DID. Can you guess what else? She had a successful MARRIAGE and was the master of her home. Please get that!!!
Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by LordKO(m): 2:17pm On Oct 31, 2017
Nonsense! Nothing pleases beta and omega classes of people than when they're successful in domineering and subjugating others around them (of course they do only have their way when dealing with those of these same lower classes too), which is as a result of the innate timorous attitude that runs in their blood veins - small-mindedness is a disease. @OP, you ought have boldly postulate, without meandering, that a woman must be your slave in order to fit into your small-minded class.

As far as I am concerned, any relationship that doesn't encourage/accept as norm mutual conscientious libertarianism and reciprocity of goodness is far from being healthy, therefore, should be equated to slavery.

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Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by chynie: 2:43pm On Oct 31, 2017
jezuzboi:

As untrue as it may sound, my mom actually kept these rules. But I wouldn't say my dad deserved it. However, I can boldly declare that I'm a better man than daddy and deserve it all. The question now is; ARE YOU WORTH A PROPOSAL?

na lie u just lied

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