sorry, your face looks samiliar,

First thing was.

Toaster : Sorry, You look familiar?

Girl : Where?

Toaster : Around this street.

Girl : No, i live in Agege

Toaster : Oh yes, Agege.

Girl : Maybe

Toaster : The first day i set my eyes on you, i fall in love with you.

Girl : but you meeting me today

Toaster : I have know you before ,


Many More,

I love you,talk your own!

I WAS TEMPTED BY THE NORTH AND EAST WIND OF THE DESERT, WHICH BLEW UR LOVE ACROSS MY HEART,
JUST TO SAY , I LOVE YOU

As a kid, there was this gurl I liked so much that I used to spend most of my day at her neighborhood, peeping at her house, just to catch a glimpse. One day she was alone in front of her house,  so I summoned courage to make a move. I still remember our conservation which went as follows:

Me: Good afternoon
Gurl: huh?
Me: sorry, you look like my, (pause)  my mother.
Gurl: What?
Me: you resemble my mother and I love you.
Gurl: you love me?
Me: (lost speech, heart thumping, losing breath) nodded
Me: pls,do u love me?
Gurl: Silence
Me: I bought this (chin-chin & pan cake) for you.
Gurl: (smiles) thanks
Me: so, do you love me?
Gurls dad: Hey, who is that? What r u doing here? Bingo, Bingo get him

Mehn, na so I do ben johnson oo.  I was so embarrassed, I never had the stomach to talk to her again, and I started to dodge her and her friends.  And the yeye gurl, after chopping my chin-chin and pan cake, she and her friends go see me com begin laugh.

O babay,

As i see you, I just dey craze

dani1luv:

"How far girl. .I see you there, i see you there. .[b]Are you twice[/b]"

lol, you wan kill me with lafff

i never had the guts to toast any babe back then, but there was this beautiful girl in my hood back then, she was is so beautiful that we used to call her Ashanti, but my liver no gallant reach to go toast am, so i sent my friend (her step brother) to tell her that i like her and i want her to be my gf, the next day, the guy came and told me she has agreed to be my gf, as e just tell me fever whole me straight, i stop to dey go my friend house, for like 3 months i no go there again, so one day, we met and she was like, were have you been all this while? I trowy one big lie, I was so scared that, she got angry and left. before i know, bad guys don build house for the land ooo, the thing pain me say i no make love to that gurl, bkos she too make brain, she fine die

^^^^

This thread is meant for old lines, u no get brain ni?

@dani-luv

I am sure you attended NNSS ABK because that line originated in my presence.

one boy told me i often find myself mentioning your name wheb i'm alone and each time i metion it, my body shivers and i run under the table. lool

Toaster:      lee anya, sssssss,  leea anya, nne biko bia , gi ka m nakpo.

Girl:            (she stops 2 listen 2 him)Gud morning sir.

Toaster:     Ehen, fine morning. asa nwa! nwa amuru amu! Chei, Nne,  i makata mma , gi na chi gi.

Girl:            Oga bike onwere ihe m ga-emere gi na ebe m n'eje dim ososo.

Toaster:  Oh nne, i'm sorry. u see, i was just carried away by your lov and beauty. mma gi kopuru m isi. Love wee meghariziem uche, m wee chefuzie na akporom gi
                okwu. Nne, I love u so much. 2 b sincere my love 4 u is 100% + 50% extra totalling 150% of my love 4 u.
                Aha m bu Mr Loverboy alias Lovinson. I'm an importer, exporter, builder manufacterer ,inventor, industrialist.
                Infact , Japan kam si fa alota dis morning.
                Abia zie na standard of education, a guru akwukwo ofuma. enwerem PHD in TT(talking to), nwe masters degree in Lovinglogy.
                So nne, achorom ka inyem your love, ngwa, kwuo nke gi!!

village/illiterate toasting,  a must experience!!u wont believe some words u'll hear.and believe it or not, tins like dis still happen.

the mosquito in my net

the mosquito in my net

Me . Hi
My experience When i was in sec.school.
Me. Hi
The Girl. Hi.

Me . Pls .i want to talk to u.

Girl. Ok lets talk.

Me . eeeehm, eeehmm, eeehhhmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! speachless.

Girl. what do you want to tell me.?
Me. I started Hyperventilating, sweating ,breathing fast, and nearly had a heart attack.
Girl. Are u ok.? are u ok? do u need some help?

^Dat's just ridiculously emberassing u have 2 have d balls 2 toast a gurl not have a heart attack!

So if all these toasting lines of yesteryears don't work these days,please can someone tell me the ones that work.

baby i've been seeing you from afar, now i'm seeing you from anear. what is your nomenclature?

Till today I still wonder how I escaped cardiac arrest or stroke the first time I attempt to toast Funke. I was in pry 6 then. All I remember is that I was standing in front of her and I noticed all of a sudden that she is taller than me yet I knew I was older. My jaw was stuck, my eyes were practically popping out of their sockets. My pores began to ooze oil mixed with sweat. Oh God!I forgot my lines. I must must have looked adorably lost to her that day because at least she managed a smile

^Lolz Drama

[size=15pt]u are the only ant in my pant (^{Pronounced pa-i-nt})[/size]

hum,so does it work up till now

I guess the toasting line these days is Baby my name is , can i buy you Isiewu and nkwobi.or can i take you to Tastee Fried chicken.And next she is dancing makossa on your bed.

hmm[s][/s]

i jst cnt stop laffin, i apns to b d shy type,

u guys made my day, I cant just stop laughing. They wer all wonderful