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makydebbie:
Sweetheart, if only you know the health benefits of minding ones business, you won't be giving this excuse.

Chikita66:
Hmmmmmmmm, which march? I'm not aware.

Tallesty1:
People don't know that you can be arrested for minding your business when you shouldn't.

Anyways, I am not interested in the OP and his trade, my problem with his post is trying to redefine prostitute to satisfy his conscience. It is unacceptable and that's what I want Makydebbie to understand but a teacher will be always a teacher.

Come beat me if you can.

BluntBoy:
I think he is right, Maky. If we all were minding our business, no one would comment on this thread. Nairaland would have no members since it is Sepun's business and not ours. There won't be anything like opinions or trade or even education, since education comes from interacting with the environment. In short, life would not exist as we know it.

makydebbie:
Baby, why are you using my profession for this argument?

Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy.

The first man married a nurse.
Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot."

The second man married a telephone operator.
Jeff showed them to their room, while thinking to himself, "Wow, he's one lucky dude. Telephone operators have such sexy voices and once you pop that top button.. Va-voom."

The third man married a school teacher.
Jeff showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor sap. She may be pretty, but teachers are way too frigid."

At 5:30 the following morning, Jeff reported to work. He expected the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute, but was sure the other two wouldn't call until much later in the day.

The phone rang at 6 a.m. and it was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. Jeff took breakfast up to the room and when the husband opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man's pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.

"Sir, what happened?" asked Jeff. "You married a nurse."

"Son, don't ever marry a nurse," the man sourly replied. "All I heard last night was her nagging voice saying, 'You're not sanitary, you're not sanitary'."

The phone rang again at 6:30 a.m. and this time it was the telephone operator's husband calling for breakfast. Jeff took it to the room as quickly as possible. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock.

The man's hair was neatly combed and his pajamas nicely pressed.
"What happened?" Jeff asked with surprise. "Telephone operators as supposed to be as sexy as their voices."
"Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator," the man groaned. "All I heard last night was her nasal voice saying, 'Your three minutes are up, your three minutes are up'."

Jeff returned to his desk, sure that the teacher's husband would be calling at any moment.

Finally, at 4 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
Jeff couldn't believe it, but quickly took the breakfast to the couple's room. When the man opened the door, Jeff stepped back in shock. The man was wearing only a pair of boxers, his hair was a mess, and there were scratches all over his chest, arms and legs.

"My goodness sir, what happened to you?" Jeff asked, fearing the worst. "Did you have a fight?"

The man, grinning from ear to ear, happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry be sure it's to a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy, smooth voice saying, 'We're going to do this over, and over, and over again, until we get it right'."

Tozara:
Perfect for you. But I hate it when a person deliberately peddles falsehood. And if "she" didn't want our opinions, "she" would have written it in her diary---so "she" can't tell us not to comment, since nairaland is a public forum.

But this one's just some bored nigga whose MO is to steer mischief.

Sparkle777:
#TeamCelibate

MissJoy29:
Na wah o! Speechless!!

Tallesty1:
I argue with everything I am proud of you know, you folks make the best partner. See proof

makydebbie:
has warned me severally, Poco I think it's best you open my head and put it inside.

How can you say what's on my mind effortlessly?

That's the thing, it's when it suits them we'll see their real colors.

If this op used (m) and created a thread on "Why I feel every woman should collect money after having sex" comments will be different.

Don't be surprised some guys have sent pms already.

Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.
Hehe, nice 1. Just keep up, you will soon become the richest woman in the world. When u sleep with over a thousand men, I imagine how many billion dollars she for Don get by then. Lwkmd
Thanks.

Tallesty1:
Her opinion is injurious to the society, that is why we fight it. What do you think is the reason we attacked Lai Mohammed when he said that Fulani herdsmen are just criminals and not a threat to national unity even though it's his opinion?

It's because his opinion is an insult to every reasonable person, a threat to our lives and the society in general.

Sometimes in 2005, my friend and a lady were fighting over something in the front yard of the guy's house. It was a text book actually.

We were returning from school that day and stopped over at his place to drink water because his house is first before mine, then mine before the lady's so we normally stop there to drink water. Why drag a book you might ask?

Well, the girl wanted to take it home and the guy wanted to study it at night, the reason he didn't leave it at school so he said no to lady's request and she opted to obtain it with force.

Fighting over something with a lady as beautiful and endowed as Ify is in fact an amazing experience for school boys. Especially when she hugs the object of contention close to her heart. An opportunity to xplore y'know. Nobody separates such fight because they both enjoy it or so we assumed. So I stood there and cheered them on jealously.

But what the three of us didn’t know was that the guy's father was watching the whole thing from his window. I bet he enjoyed it too. So later that night, he called his son to himself and said "Amos, you see that which you did with that lady in the afternoon, it's not a bad thing at all and I am not saying that you should stop doing it but it's not meant to be done outside. All men do it behind closed doors"

So dearie, rebuking someone for doing openly that which you do behind closed doors doesn't always make you a hypocrite.

Safiaa:
She's entitled to believe what she wants. If she says she's not an olosho then she's not

TheTrueApostle:
Call me make we talk

makydebbie:
That's why I agree with Tozara, the op should've used the diary section. But because he's male sha, he wants the controversy.

Now, you cannot successfully use nairaland to buttress your point. Nairaland was created for a reason, for us to rub minds on issues, have intellectual debates and arguments, make friends, get updated on world news and so on. We should learn to respect people's opinions, sweetheart trust me, life would be better. We can't make everyone accept our views, we are all not wired the same way.

BCISLTD:
U see ur fellow woman

EOOJ:
If ur speechless... I just wonder wat i will say.... Hmmm

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.

dingbang:
then you should be able to correct her for thinking like that instead of commenting like one who is not. Dammnit

Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Thanks.