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Big b**bs.

I miss her big boobs. chai!!!!!! those boobs na die.

am going to call her chai!!!!

sacajawea:
If you calculate everything, like how much you chop?

Millions of naira

Kneephy:
Millions of naira

100m, 150m, 50m?
20m millions is ambiguous

which one? some of them i can not Remember their names. the only thing i remember is that all of them had big bottoms and breasts.

The fact that he really cared The fact that he really cared

She was the most caring person ever. Also had a heart of gold. She could sacrifice everything just to put a smile on the face of a widow or an orphan. She was the one who taught me the art of giving. And then she was more interested in my growth than she was in hers. I also miss how I teased her about her cooking and practically did all the cooking when she was acting all lazy. I miss how I'll have a phone or gadget problem and she'll fix it in no time and also tease me for having no clue about mobile devices.

I miss how...*sobbing* and runs away.

sacajawea:
100m, 150m, 50m?
20m millions is ambiguous

Not up to tens of million, had to back out the earlier the better, so I had to dissolve the relationship with sense and scope, if not ehn!

Kneephy:
Not up to tens of million, had to back out the earlier the better, so I had to dissolve the relationship with sense and scope, if not ehn!

So you're doing kk today atleast

Manipulative as fvcck ... Could have cost me my life..

Well that girl sha.. The sex was awesome. . the vibe!
She lemme smoke my mjay in peace.. Kinda got addicted to the vibes


It cost me a whole lot

which of my exes please?

2011 Blessing: I miss how i usually laugh when sucking her boobs, one was bigger than the other. One day she nearly slap my brain commot for my head , cuz she was high and needed correct f_ck but as i hold the longer breast to begin dey suck na im my village people decide say na dat time i gat laugh

sacajawea:
So you're doing kk today atleast
Abi you met in a Private Sch Cos they're many there

She used to be my cousin's friend then sha,

He over pampered me, with love and money. I changed phones like clothes, If he knew where they sell the world, he would've gladly gotten it for me. He was on the verge of getting me a car when I lost him to death. He was kind to everyone around him.

Thinking of who to miss cos the plenty

I miss his sexy Hausa accent... whenever he spoke I was on cloud nine.... and the intelligent convo too... but the differences in religion and his dishonesty made us part ways...

HER DRAMA... and it was choking

Viicfuntop:

Oh! Look here, the lady who left for Afghanistan to further her studies... So tell me, are you still studying for your masters in Afghan?

christejames:
I have gotten over them, can't really point at anything worth missing in them but I know for sure they do miss me cause I was committed to a fault, to the extent that one had her first child named after me; I think I miss this one for her kindness and truthfulness somewhat. Still close to them. Yes, I dabbled in some sort of relationships.

My focus now is on the future with the one I have chosen (not from my exes).

Same here naming her first child after me, lol but is good to be good no matter whom you cross path .

placeofallure:
He over pampered me, with love and money. I changed phones like clothes, If he knew where they sell the world, he would've gladly gotten it for me. He was on the verge of getting me a car when I lost him to death. He was kind to everyone around him.

He died (RIP) and all you could appreciate was the paper he spent on you? Not his sense of humour, his intelligence? Good looks? But the money he spent on you?

SirMichael1:
Oh! Look here, the lady who left for Afghanistan to further her studies... So tell me, are you still studying for your masters in Afghan?

Looks like we got one Busted!!

Well... I can't really call her my ex cus our relationship was kinda complicated but then we nearly had it all.

I literally taught that girl every damn thing about sex(kissing, cuddling, bj, positions), braless cus her breasts is pecky(when it kinda dark like evenings), without panties when the weather is hot. God!! I'm a fucking freak.
I kinda ruined that girl. She can do anything to satisfy me and come to think of it I never loved her but then I showed it but the good girl wouldn't leave me. It was as if the more I show her I don't like her the more she loves me. In fact she doesn't give a Bleep about money or any material thing.

I bleeped up, where ever you are, please I'm not saying you should forgive me now but some day if you ever want to forgive someone, don't forget my transgressions.. Forgive me.. I'm just a silly yoruba boy.

BTW she's tight as heaven's gate.

Kneephy:
She used to be my cousin's friend then sha,

So you Sef no bad like that

Ayodejioak:
Looks like we got one Busted!!

That lady is a virgin-so she said, but you know, anyone could to whatever he wants to be on NL


BTW, I'm dangote

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Ayodejioak:
At one point in our lives, we all dated that one crazy ex that left lingering memories.

It's okay to understand the fact that the word 'perfection' almost doesn't exist in the human dictionary.

We chose to be with our current partner because they are great at some things and sometimes,

we just think about those weird ex experiences and smile.

What is one thing you miss about your ex?

Her monitoring spirit

Babyforever:
His kind heart, money and working dick but when angry he's something else I miss him sha









Dingbang

So u sef get ex .... hmmm ... Wonderful ooo !!

Atimes threads like these are good so pple can think about what kinda value they placed on their relationship, mistakes they made n wouldn't repeat next time.

zicoraads:
She was the most caring person ever. Also had a heart of gold. She could sacrifice everything just to put a smile on the face of a widow or an orphan. She was the one who taught me the art of giving. And then she was more interested in my growth than she was in hers. I also miss how I teased her about her cooking and practically did all the cooking when she was acting all lazy. I miss how I'll have a phone or gadget problem and she'll fix it in no time and also tease me for having no clue about mobile devices.

I miss how...*sobbing* and runs away.

Ahahnnnn! Why you no marry am?

Deadlywoman:
He died (RIP) and all you could appreciate was the paper he spent on you? Not his sense of humour, his intelligence? Good looks? But the money he spent on you?

*Pukes*

... In other words, all of that means he has a caring heart. If you cannot decipher that or read through the implied meaning, na you sabi

Though was fun being with, I still don't miss her...

zicoraads:
She was the most caring person ever. Also had a heart of gold. She could sacrifice everything just to put a smile on the face of a widow or an orphan. She was the one who taught me the art of giving. And then she was more interested in my growth than she was in hers. I also miss how I teased her about her cooking and practically did all the cooking when she was acting all lazy. I miss how I'll have a phone or gadget problem and she'll fix it in no time and also tease me for having no clue about mobile devices.

I miss how...*sobbing* and runs away.

it's okay bro, take this e-handkerchief

Mine, She is strong, want to reach the stars, religious , fidelity but mannerless n confused ..... Roxy gatz no much time so I famz !

pocohantas:
Ahahnnnn! Why you no marry am?

Lol!