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I Taught it was only a 'joke' not until she 'dared' me. The yoruba names Joke and Dare.I Taught it was only a 'joke' not until she 'dared' me. The yoruba names Joke and Dare.I Taught it was only a 'joke' not until she 'dared' me. The yoruba names Joke and Dare.

Been ages...

After spending hrs at the clinic waiting to seen the doctor, this nurse comes out to tell us "pls be patient" like she doesn't know that's what we are.

Please I need a link to download Raven Rock(PDF) or probably where I can read it inline.

Time flies.... Carti Air.

This was epic

Here are two of my favourites:

"Jos so you know, I Plateau much." - Elcrucifixio (A cool dude on Twitter). In case you didn't get it, like me at first, it means: Just so you know, I Play Too much.

"Conjunctivitis.com — that's a site for sore eyes!"

Daeylar:
This was epic

So, so cute.

I felt hot when I hit my chic on the wine stand √ √ hurt √ √ √ √ cheek √ √ √ √ I hope you understand

The people had just appointed a new Ruler. They all brought gifts to welcome him to the throne. I decided to give him a ruler from my math set, so he could rule well.

The stammerer have been jailed for 4yrs. I hope he can be able to complete his sentence �
#pun_intended

selling car parts is a tyring and exhausting business.....

I make Apocalypse puns/jokes like there is no tomorrow!

How did SAUL get forgiven?
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He a'PAUL'ogized

Seven prayerles days makes one weak.

........7 days makes one week...........

Wow!!... I saw the brother of Bruce Lee today. His name is Brocco Lee and he's a vegetarian

Wanna fork? Not to-knife, but as spoon as I feel better.

I swear to drunk I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.

Not knowing about Greek mythology is my Achilles's horse.

the man who invented telephone said his wife's name is hello.

I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y.

I don't like to use the elevator. I’m going to start taking steps to avoid it.

A Yam walks into a bar, the bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve food here”

Question: What do Zimbabwean fans call 50 Cent? Answer: 50 Million....

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

You can't force Drinkwater to drink water. it is as if you didn't know his name.

I’m on a seafood diet … I see food and I eat it.

Dad I’m hungry … “Hi hungry” I’m dad.

If spices & condiments could speak they wld say compliments of the "seasoning"

Did u hear of the man who drove his car backwards from V.I to ikoyi? Well i pulled a similar stunt in Portharcourt , i drove my car in "REVERSE STATE" #essehsbookofpuns