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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 7:46pm On Apr 19, 2019 |
If you smoke weed while you read then you're highly educated. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 3:03pm On Apr 20, 2019 |
GMan650: All my friends ARGON, NEON of them waited for me. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 8:22am On Apr 22, 2019 |
You entered the CLUB wt a JERSEY n couldn’t BALL ,well but if ur GOAL wasn’t accomplished,at least u can afford to HIT THE BAR n take a SHOT of henny and watch the BALLERS THROW-IN money in d vip section frm ur OFFSIDE, but if you a rich PLAYER u can be your brothers KEEPER Copied from Dremo 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Rozan10: 12:07pm On May 15, 2019 |
Danny go kpef Chelsea, if to say e Drinkwater e for de alright 1 Like
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:16pm On May 20, 2019 |
A mass fight has broken out in a petrol station. 23 People arrested in Total. 10 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:16pm On May 20, 2019 |
A mass fight has broken out in a petrol station. 23 People arrested in Total. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:19pm On May 20, 2019 |
Pun intended |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 9:06pm On May 24, 2019 |
Eke40seven: Oh man, people are so dramatic |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 12:41pm On May 27, 2019 |
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by MJBOLT: 7:29am On May 29, 2019 |
i wanted to post a joke about UNEMPLOYMENT but i dont think it will work 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by MJBOLT: 7:31am On May 29, 2019 |
what's the best thing about living in switzerland?well the flag is a big plus 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 3:49pm On May 29, 2019 |
If u mess with my bloodlines, u're gonna see blurred lines � |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Nobody: 3:58pm On May 29, 2019 |
She LEFT because things ain't going RIGHT. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by MJBOLT: 12:42pm On Jun 03, 2019 |
if there are no aliens in the UNIVERSE then that's just a big waste of SPACE 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:23am On Jun 06, 2019 |
If u know nothing about these type of flowers ��� then i suggest u stitch ur two lips (tulips) together. 2 Likes
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by MJBOLT: 6:20pm On Jun 07, 2019 |
which country capital has the fastest growing population? Ireland,everyday it's Dublin 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by CosmicPhoenix: 9:01pm On Jun 08, 2019 |
when i asked my friend what USB means,he said it's a back up plan in case USA fails 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by CosmicPhoenix: 10:23am On Jun 13, 2019 |
why did the short sighted man fall down a well? Because he didnt see that well. 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmann(m): 7:41pm On Jun 13, 2019 |
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now. (rim-shot) 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmann(m): 7:45pm On Jun 13, 2019 |
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen. There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though—he woke up. What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? A complete waist of time. Why did the network admin work from home? Because he could only function in his domain. 10 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmann(m): 7:47pm On Jun 13, 2019 |
Why did Barcelona buy Suarez from Liverpool in 2014? So they could have some added "bite" to their attack line. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by CosmicPhoenix: 7:18pm On Jun 14, 2019 |
i lost my watch at a party once,an hour later i saw a guy stepping on it while he was harassing a woman at that party.infuriated,i immediately went over,punched him and broke his nose.no one does that to a woman,not on my watch. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:27am On Jun 28, 2019 |
When you miss him, but you have to stay strong 4 Likes
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:29am On Jun 28, 2019 |
Why is dark spelt with a "K", but not a "C"? � Because you can't C in the dark. 6 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:30am On Jun 28, 2019 |
If your man is cheating on you..... Let that 2 Likes
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by CosmicPhoenix: 6:46pm On Jul 19, 2019 |
my girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic.... But i refused if i'm going to have sex,it will be on my own Accord 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Biglittlelois(f): 9:11pm On Jul 19, 2019 |
CosmicPhoenix: We don hear, we know you have a car |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gbenga4sure(m): 12:39pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
At the third watch, I had time to see the difference at the dawn |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gbenga4sure(m): 1:38pm On Jul 30, 2019 |
After the Hazard at the wood, I got a cheque from sterling to visit the club... Oh God, have messi I can't cope |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 3:20pm On Aug 06, 2019 |
I can't take it anymore.... Things are really getting out of hand 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by CosmicPhoenix: 7:38pm On Aug 06, 2019 |
what do we call friends who like the same flavours of foods? -taste buds 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Callertunez: 7:17am On Aug 07, 2019 |
I've got starch on my mouth. Does that mean I now have a moustache 1 Like |
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