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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 7:46pm On Apr 19, 2019
If you smoke weed while you read then you're highly educated.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 3:03pm On Apr 20, 2019
GMan650:
Chemistry Pun

The truth of the MATTER is elements of chemistry are best taught in a compound.

All my friends ARGON, NEON of them waited for me.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by GMan650(m): 8:22am On Apr 22, 2019
You entered the CLUB wt a JERSEY n couldn’t BALL ,well but if ur GOAL wasn’t accomplished,at least u can afford to HIT THE BAR n take a SHOT of henny and watch the BALLERS THROW-IN money in d vip section frm ur OFFSIDE, but if you a rich PLAYER u can be your brothers KEEPER


Copied from Dremo

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Rozan10: 12:07pm On May 15, 2019
Danny go kpef Chelsea, if to say e Drinkwater e for de alright grin

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:16pm On May 20, 2019
A mass fight has broken out in a petrol station.
23 People arrested in Total.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:16pm On May 20, 2019
A mass fight has broken out in a petrol station.
23 People arrested in Total.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 2:19pm On May 20, 2019
Pun intended
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by fieryy(f): 9:06pm On May 24, 2019
Eke40seven:
Mine:
Okon the DWARF is intelligent and HIGHLY respected, yet no one in the town LOOKS UP TO HIM.


I used some words in upper case so that new pun converts will understand.



Wow! My thread made front page after a year and 6 months of being left unnoticed. Never give up, just keep doing what you do best and one day.....just one day...

Oh man, people are so dramatic grin grin
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by okabe(m): 12:41pm On May 27, 2019
grin

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by MJBOLT: 7:29am On May 29, 2019
i wanted to post a joke about UNEMPLOYMENT but i dont think it will work

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by MJBOLT: 7:31am On May 29, 2019
what's the best thing about living in switzerland?well the flag is a big plus

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by snazzyleo(m): 3:49pm On May 29, 2019
If u mess with my bloodlines, u're gonna see blurred lines �
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by snazzyleo(m): 3:58pm On May 29, 2019
She LEFT because things ain't going RIGHT.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by MJBOLT: 12:42pm On Jun 03, 2019
if there are no aliens in the UNIVERSE then that's just a big waste of SPACE

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:23am On Jun 06, 2019
If u know nothing about these type of flowers ��� then i suggest u stitch ur two lips (tulips) together.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by MJBOLT: 6:20pm On Jun 07, 2019
which country capital has the fastest growing population?


Ireland,everyday it's Dublin

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by CosmicPhoenix: 9:01pm On Jun 08, 2019
when i asked my friend what USB means,he said it's a back up plan in case USA fails

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by CosmicPhoenix: 10:23am On Jun 13, 2019
why did the short sighted man fall down a well?


Because he didnt see that well.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmann(m): 7:41pm On Jun 13, 2019
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.
(rim-shot)

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmann(m): 7:45pm On Jun 13, 2019
Will glass coffins be a success?
Remains to be seen.

There was a kidnapping at school yesterday.
Don’t worry, though—he woke up.

What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure?
A complete waist of time.

Why did the network admin work from home?
Because he could only function in his domain.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by blackmann(m): 7:47pm On Jun 13, 2019
Why did Barcelona buy Suarez from Liverpool in 2014?

So they could have some added "bite" to their attack line.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by CosmicPhoenix: 7:18pm On Jun 14, 2019
i lost my watch at a party once,an hour later i saw a guy stepping on it while he was harassing a woman at that party.infuriated,i immediately went over,punched him and broke his nose.no one does that to a woman,not on my watch.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:27am On Jun 28, 2019
When you miss him, but you have to stay strong

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:29am On Jun 28, 2019
Why is dark spelt with a "K", but not a "C"? �



Because you can't C in the dark.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:30am On Jun 28, 2019
If your man is cheating on you..... Let that

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by CosmicPhoenix: 6:46pm On Jul 19, 2019
my girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic....


But i refused


if i'm going to have sex,it will be on my own Accord

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Biglittlelois(f): 9:11pm On Jul 19, 2019
CosmicPhoenix:
my girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic....


But i refused


if i'm going to have sex,it will be on my own Accord



We don hear, we know you have a car tongue
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gbenga4sure(m): 12:39pm On Jul 30, 2019
At the third watch, I had time to see the difference at the dawn
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by gbenga4sure(m): 1:38pm On Jul 30, 2019
After the Hazard at the wood, I got a cheque from sterling to visit the club... Oh God, have messi I can't cope
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 3:20pm On Aug 06, 2019
I can't take it anymore.... Things are really getting out of hand

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by CosmicPhoenix: 7:38pm On Aug 06, 2019
what do we call friends who like the same flavours of foods?


-taste buds

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Callertunez: 7:17am On Aug 07, 2019
I've got starch on my mouth. Does that mean I now have a moustache

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