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'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says - Romance (2) - Nairaland

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Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Oyindidi(f): 7:58pm On Nov 16, 2018
funmisticqueen:
is he your husband that you are cooking for him. the slay queen try i will use that money and buy a packet of imdomie for him.
Funny girl grin
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by highqueen(f): 7:58pm On Nov 16, 2018
funmisticqueen:
is he your husband that you are cooking for him. the slay queen try i will use that money and buy a packet of imdomie for him.
Lol, if paradventure I visit my fiancè or something, whether a husband, a friend or a sister, and they give me 2k, that's how I will budget it o.
Lol.
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Nobody: 8:00pm On Nov 16, 2018
highqueen:
Lol, if paradventure I visit my fiancè or something, whether a husband, a friend or a sister, and they give me 2k, that's how I will budget it o.
Lol.
i will still buy them indomie.
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by mimimile93: 8:00pm On Nov 16, 2018
Rextizzle:
Nah rapist you be?
How does my statement means that I'm rapist? If Mr A pays Mr B to assassinates Mr C, does that makes Mr A an assassin?

I don't blame ur muddy brain that can't comprehend.
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Nobody: 8:02pm On Nov 16, 2018
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Oyindidi:
Truth is 2k can't cook a good pot of soup.
I felt like eating afang soup and I went to market to prepare a small pot of afang. 2k finish like sey na magic shocked I begin search my purse if I misplace money.
Port Harcourt is just too expensive angry
if u stock ur house with a satchet of salt,satchet of maggi and a bottle of palm oil i believe that 2k will be enuf to buy the soup ingredients.


crayfish:100 naira
ice fish:350 to 400 naira
a cup of egusi:200 naira
vegetables:100 naira
using the perceptive if u feeding urself o cos i live alone cheesy
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by highqueen(f): 8:02pm On Nov 16, 2018
funmisticqueen:
i will still buy them indomie.
Lol, okay.

I don't like stressing people over food or something though, depending on their pocket.


Things are hard.
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by highqueen(f): 8:04pm On Nov 16, 2018
Lalasticlala, how much does your wife use in preparing nsala soup for you. grin
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Xisnin(m): 8:04pm On Nov 16, 2018
You will end up obese.
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by mimimile93: 8:05pm On Nov 16, 2018
funmisticqueen:
on an empty stomach.
? if u want her to cook for u, wife her or eat for your mama house. All these cheap girls cooking for broke men upandan
On an empty stomach meaning?

Oh! Do u think im d one who will raped her?

I will pay the whole boys in the hood to do the job while I watch.

They will rape her till she bleeds..
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Oyindidi(f): 8:06pm On Nov 16, 2018
lefulefu:
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if u stock ur house with a satchet of salt,satchet of maggi and a bottle of palm oil i believe that 2k will be enuf to buy the soup ingredients.


crayfish:100 naira
ice fish:350 to 400 naira
a cup of egusi:200 naira
vegetables:100 naira
using the perceptive if u feeding urself o cos i live alone cheesy
Na afang soup I dey talk of. 1 waterleaf rap na #50, I use like 3 and #200 afang. No take Edo price near ph o. #500 meat be like sey you go beg meat for market grin
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by highqueen(f): 8:08pm On Nov 16, 2018
Oyindidi:
Na afang soup I dey talk of. 1 waterleaf rap na #50, I use like 3 and #200 afang. No take Edo price near ph o. #500 meat be like sey you go beg meat for market grin
I tasted that soup last two months, couldn't even take 5 swallows, I got tired of the soup.
Especially that isam that lick out, so tiring. cry
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Nobody: 8:10pm On Nov 16, 2018
mimimile93:
On an empty stomach meaning?

Oh! Do u think im d one who will raped her?

I will pay the whole boys in the hood to do the job while I watch.

They will rape her till she bleeds..
that is how it will come back to bite you in the arse when your wife and children will be gangraped. Dont worry, you will watch it too.
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Nobody: 8:11pm On Nov 16, 2018
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Rextizzle:
This ones wey no get sense, their brains just empty, if pesin marry this one nah wahala. grin
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anytime i go market go buy sumpting wey i go prepare eat i hardly see young ladies making purchase.na mostly our mama age mates or some few older women plus guys i dey see buying fresh food for market.where u go mostly see young babes na fastfood joints or suya spots cheesy grin
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Oyindidi(f): 8:11pm On Nov 16, 2018
highqueen:
I tasted that soup last two months, couldn't even take 5 swallows, I got tired of the soup.
Especially that isam that lick out, so tiring. cry
You'll get use to it. Keep trying grin
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by highqueen(f): 8:12pm On Nov 16, 2018
Oyindidi:
You'll get use to it. Keep trying grin
Lol.

I pray ooo.
The soup is rich shaa.
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by mimimile93: 8:13pm On Nov 16, 2018
lefulefu:
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if u stock ur house with a satchet of salt,satchet of maggi and a bottle of palm oil i believe that 2k will be enuf to buy the soup ingredients.


crayfish:100 naira
ice fish:350 to 400 naira
a cup of egusi:200 naira
vegetables:100 naira
using the perceptive if u feeding urself o cos i live alone cheesy
A good housewife has grinded crayfish, grinded pepper, grandnut oil, palm oil, salt, maggic, stock fish and dry fish at home..

With these items at home, u can make soup with 2k or less.


Our ladies are not housewives materials..

Instead of the above mentioned items to be at a home of our modern days wives, u will see items like,
powder, bleaching cream, lipstick, eye lashes, wig, makeup boxes etc
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Oyindidi(f): 8:13pm On Nov 16, 2018
lefulefu:
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if u stock ur house with a satchet of salt,satchet of maggi and a bottle of palm oil i believe that 2k will be enuf to buy the soup ingredients.


crayfish:100 naira
ice fish:350 to 400 naira
a cup of egusi:200 naira
vegetables:100 naira
using the perceptive if u feeding urself o cos i live alone cheesy
#200 egusi shocked na one spoon of soup I want cook be that grin
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Oyindidi(f): 8:14pm On Nov 16, 2018
mimimile93:
A good housewife has grinded crayfish, grinded pepper, grandnut oil, palm oil, salt, maggic, stock fish and dry fish at home..

With these items at home, u can make soup with 2k or less.


Our ladies are not housewives materials..

Instead of the above mentioned items to be at a home of our modern days wives, u will see items like,
powder, bleaching cream, lipstick, eye lashes, wig, makeup boxes etc
I don't have makeup box at home. There times you have nothing at home
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by CAPSLOCKED: 8:16pm On Nov 16, 2018
Uyi168:
Na their way na..
THESE ARE THE ATTENTION SEEKING LITTLE GIRLS THAT MAINLY SURVIVE ON WHITE RICE AND PALM OIL WITH SALT FOR MOST OF THE SEMESTER ON CAMPUS.
AT THIS STAGE OF OUR LIVES I'M SURPRISED PEOPLE STILL PAY THEM WORTHLESS TROLLS ATTENTION, AND NOW A DRUNK MODERATOR WILL ENSURE THAT THIS GETS TO FRONTPAGE. IT'S INSANE. MANY FAMILIES IN NIGERIA SURVIVE ON LESS THAN 5K MONTHLY, BUT CERTAIN FEMALE FOLKS WHO STILL BORROW MAKE UP ITEMS AND KOTEX FROM THEIR FRIENDS DARE SAY 2K IS NO MONEY.... AND THEY SAY THIS WHILE SWALLOWING THE REMAINDER OF THEIR 4-DAYS STALE EBA.
undecided
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Oyindidi(f): 8:16pm On Nov 16, 2018
highqueen:
Lol.

I pray ooo.
The soup is rich shaa.
Yes o, that soup make sensegrin buy correct native okazi(afang) take cook am.
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Oyindidi(f): 8:17pm On Nov 16, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:
THESE ARE THE ATTENTION SEEKING LITTLE GIRLS THAT MAINLY SURVIVE ON WHITE RICE AND PALM OIL WITH SALT FOR MOST OF THE SEMESTER ON CAMPUS.
AT THIS STAGE OF OUR LIVES I'M SURPRISED PEOPLE STILL PAY THEM WORTHLESS TROLLS ATTENTION, AND NOW A DRUNK MODERATOR WILL ENSURE THAT THIS GETS TO FRONTPAGE. IT'S INSANE. MANY FAMILIES IN NIGERIA SURVIVE ON LESS THAN 5K MONTHLY, BUT CERTAIN FEMALE FOLKS WHO STILL BORROW MAKE UP ITEMS AND SANITARIES FROM THEIR FRIENDS DARE SAY 2K IS NO MONEY.
undecided
5k? shocked
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by highqueen(f): 8:18pm On Nov 16, 2018
Oyindidi:
Yes o, that soup make sensegrin buy correct native okazi(afang) take cook am.
Lol, I no sabi cook am.
But it's almost same process of cooking vegetables right?
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Oyindidi(f): 8:19pm On Nov 16, 2018
highqueen:
Lol, I no sabi cook am.
But it's almost same process of cooking vegetables right?
Similar
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by highqueen(f): 8:20pm On Nov 16, 2018
Oyindidi:
Similar
Oh Okay, yu go teach me shaa. tongue
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Nobody: 8:20pm On Nov 16, 2018
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Oyindidi:
Na afang soup I dey talk of. 1 waterleaf rap na #50, I use like 3 and #200 afang. No take Edo price near ph o. #500 meat be like sey you go beg meat for market grin
ph na oil city na so e suppose expensive.anyway wen it comes to food purchases the smartest thing to do wen dem don pay u at the end of the month or u don get more than enuf for akant is to buy two or 3 satchets of salt,a cup of maggi,cup of grinded pepper and 400 naira onions cheesy plus bottle of palm oil and vegetable oil.make sure u get these essentials for house b4 going to the market to buy foodstuff so as not to be buying all tthese things.
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Oyindidi(f): 8:20pm On Nov 16, 2018
highqueen:
Oh Okay, yu go teach me shaa. tongue
Google is your friendgrin
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by highqueen(f): 8:22pm On Nov 16, 2018
Oyindidi:
Google is your friendgrin
Hehehe.
You always refer me to Google. huh embarassed

Lol, no problem shaa.
Na Igbo man weh no go like afang soup I go marry. grin
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Oyindidi(f): 8:22pm On Nov 16, 2018
lefulefu:
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ph na oil city na so e suppose expensive.anyway wen it comes to food purchases the smartest thing to do wen dem don pay u at the end of the month or u don get more than enuf for akant is to buy two or 3 satchets of salt,a cup of maggi,cup of grinded pepper and 400 naira onions cheesy plus bottle of palm oil and vegetable oil.make sure u get these essentials for house b4 going to the market to buy foodstuff so as not to be buying all tthese things.
#400 onions no go do me for a month. Na buhari if not na 2 bags of rice I dey get for house.
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by mimimile93: 8:23pm On Nov 16, 2018
Oyindidi:
I don't have makeup box at home. There times you have nothing at home
always save for the rainny days.

My mom neva lacks food stuffs at home.
Both plantain, yam, cocoyam, dry fish, rice, beans, garri are always present at home.

There are times we make food without goin to market to buy stuffs. because we already have food stuffs in the house.

She taught us how to buy things in buck.

Living with her u will never know how much a cup of rice, beans, garri costs.

She buys tins in buck and save for rainny days..
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Oyindidi(f): 8:25pm On Nov 16, 2018
mimimile93:
always save for the rainny days.

My mom neva lacks food stuffs at home.
Both plantain, yam, cocoyam, dry fish, rice, beans, garri are always present at home.

There are times we make food without goin to market to buy stuffs. because we already have food stuffs in the house.

She taught us how to buy things in buck.

Living with her u will never know how much a cup of rice, beans, garri costs.

She buys tins in buck and save for rainny days..
I do same but if I feel like eating something special, I go for it.
Re: 'If You Give Me 2k To Cook, I Will Use It To Buy Shawarma' - Slay Queen Says by Nobody: 8:25pm On Nov 16, 2018
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Oyindidi:
#200 egusi shocked na one spoon of soup I want cook be that grin
one small milk cup of egusi na 200 naira .but since u go dey cook for a family lets say na six or seven cups u go dey use cheesy
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