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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Biingoo: 2:50pm On Nov 21, 2018
makydebbie:
This statement means you fvck or roll with dirty guys or do you perceive a guys balls by walking down the street? undecided



Anyways, I hope this op knows mouth odor is not peculiar to guys alone. This is a myopic thread.
I love you jor!
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by LuciferElohim: 2:58pm On Nov 21, 2018
highqueen:

Yes, including the ones in your family.
Dad and brothers.
Since you don't know when to take things serious and not.

Unless you wanna do it for cheap likes.


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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by edictng: 2:59pm On Nov 21, 2018
Biingoo:
You're not just a cheap rusty farm tool...you also a dumbass... fucking illiterate!
she cant diffrentiate btw birth and bath. More like dumbqueen
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by edictng: 3:05pm On Nov 21, 2018
cooluzi:
don't be shy... how much do you lick dirty balls cheesy
Lmfao
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Mikkylounge: 3:05pm On Nov 21, 2018
funmisticqueen:
You are walking down the street when this decent looking guy checks u out, he summons the courage to walk up to you. meanwhile you are already thinking of the first date, and how you are destined to be together. Then you open your mouth and speak.

All of a sudden her brain goes blank for a few seconds , her fantasies shatter and she tries to fight the assault on her nostrils getting worse with each phrase you utter. She politely turns her head to the side and covers her lower face with her nicely manicured hand praying for the torture to soon the over.

The issue of halitosis amongst chikers is something that has been disscussed time after time in female circles for a long while. The victim of the terrible condition is most often ignorant of his condition. Friends and associates do not tell u because it is quite embarassing, and mostly do not want their noses to be raped. some try and drop hints mostly by offering you a minty sweet or bubblegum.

It doesnt take a genius to know that halitosis or mouth odour is a turnoff for everyone,kiss your dreams of kissing the babe of your dreams a premature death. So guys, Halitosis or mouth odour is a treatable condition with these tips.
1. See your dentist twice a year to improve your chances of winning her heart with a dazzling smile.
2. Oral hygiene is important. brush twice daily before breakfast and after dinner. if you not afford toothpaste. A chewing stick especially from the neem tree(dongoyaro) does wonders.
3. rinse your mouth and floss after every meal, we don't want those stubborn meat particles getting stuck in our teeth and inviting bacteria to make your mouth smell like a septic tank.
4. Eat breakfast. it helps, trust me on this one.
5. Eat healthy fruits and veggies. That way all the garbage you eat wont ooze off your mouth. drink water especially when u havent talked for a while.avoid smelly food like onions and garlic.
6. If all fails, pop a breath mint before you talk to people.

In conclusion. mouth odor can be treated if u take these steps. we dont want u to be a bachelor till you are sixty.

Warning: All attempts by certain pained men to divert the topic will be nipped in the bud.

Cc
highqueen
cooluzi
rextizzle
saff
lefulefu

I had a very close friend that had mouth odor back in our university days. I called aside one day and gently told him what to do; he bought mouth wash and used it alongside his toothpaste and some weeks later he told me that it had cleared.
Fast forward years later, I had this girlfriend i really liked that had mouth odor. I just bought some breath mints and gave her a pack to use, she was glad and i never noticed an unpleasant breath from her. My point is, it happens to both men and women. Good one Funmi, i just wish you had balanced it a little bit more
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Mikkylounge: 3:11pm On Nov 21, 2018
highqueen:
My dear, not just mouth odour.
What of the body odour part?
Hei, these men won't kill me. Make no mistake to enter a public transport where a sweating man is beside you, I swear you will be gasping for air, the kind of odour that oozes out from their body parts is nothing to write home about.


These men are really dirty, 90% of them hardly takes birth at least, twice a day.

Come down to their balls. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed that one, not only does it has forest as hairs, but also has a stinking smell, the smell of a deadrat is better off.


You guys should improve on your hygienes biko.


It's getting out of hand.

I almost died one morning by the odor oozing from 3 plus-sized ladies. If the ooze had color, it'd be dirty green with a lot of shadows...i practically almost died! The hair thingie is another really dangerous aspect, dangerous i tell you. Ladies and gentlemen, body/mouth/hair odors is a respecter of no gender...watch your personal hygiene for the sake of others grin
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by edictng: 3:12pm On Nov 21, 2018
LuciferElohim:
People, take a good, long, hard look at the woman judging others. grin

I place her age range between 35-41.

I stand corrected.

*spits angry
31_47
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by edictng: 3:14pm On Nov 21, 2018
LuciferElohim:
People, take a good, long, hard look at the woman judging others. grin

I place her age range between 35-41.

I stand corrected.

*spits angry
i very sure she must have been carrying tat hair for over 3months.
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by highqueen(f): 3:16pm On Nov 21, 2018
Mikkylounge:


I almost died one morning by the odor oozing from 3 plus-sized ladies. If the ooze had color, it'd be dirty green with a lot of shadows...i practically almost died! The hair thingie is another really dangerous aspect, dangerous i tell you. Ladies and gentlemen, body/mouth/hair odors is a respecter of no gender...watch your personal hygiene for the sake of others grin
Lol, anything plus size, hmmm.
I deh fear oo, lool.
Your comment is so funny. grin
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Tallesty1(m): 3:52pm On Nov 21, 2018
makydebbie:
This statement means you fvck or roll with dirty guys or do you perceive a guys balls by walking down the street? undecided



Anyways, I hope this op knows mouth odor is not peculiar to guys alone. This is a myopic thread.
The brain of an ostrich is bigger than the brain of the OP, highqueen, and Rosezee combined.
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Mikkylounge: 4:24pm On Nov 21, 2018
highqueen:

Lol, anything plus size, hmmm.
I deh fear oo, lool.
Your comment is so funny. grin

cool
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Mikkylounge: 4:32pm On Nov 21, 2018
highqueen:

Lol, anything plus size, hmmm.
I deh fear oo, lool.
Your comment is so funny. grin

I once had a neighbor that got stuck getting out of a toilet, I kid you not! She eats soup from a 4 liter bucket..their bed is made of blocks, yet her husband is small in statue..their kids can eat for the whole world and are also baby elephants! I'm sure you'll need ear plugs to sleep in their house and a gas mask to use the toilet after them! I believe we should generally be conscious of our habits, especially picking of nostrils, some pick it like they're mining for gold! I'd never ever date a lady that picks her nose! ever! Is a guy with hairy armpits (with different colors of hair) really sexy? I'd freak out shocked if i met a babe with hairy armpits o, na my shadow she go say 'hi' to!
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by highqueen(f): 4:48pm On Nov 21, 2018
Mikkylounge:


I once had a neighbor that got stuck getting out of a toilet, I kid you not! She eats soup from a 4 liter bucket..their bed is made of blocks, yet her husband is small in statue..their kids can eat for the whole world and are also baby elephants! I'm sure you'll need ear plugs to sleep in their house and a gas mask to use the toilet after them! I believe we should generally be conscious of our habits, especially picking of nostrils, some pick it like they're mining for gold! I'd never ever date a lady that picks her nose! ever! Is a guy with hairy armpits (with different colors of hair) really sexy? I'd freak out shocked if i met a babe with hairy armpits o, na my shadow she go say 'hi' to!
Lwkmh!!!
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Ayomathy01(m): 5:01pm On Nov 21, 2018
highqueen:
My dear, not just mouth odour.
What of the body odour part?
Hei, these men won't kill me. Make no mistake to enter a public transport where a sweating man is beside you, I swear you will be gasping for air, the kind of odour that oozes out from their body parts is nothing to write home about.


These men are really dirty, 90% of them hardly takes birth at least, twice a day.

Come down to their balls. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed that one, not only does it has forest as hairs, but also has a stinking smell, the smell of a deadrat is better off.


You guys should improve on your hygienes biko.
It's getting out of hand.
grin you have gone down to many balls be that...
I hail thee grin grin
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Akinwale14(m): 5:02pm On Nov 21, 2018
planetx13:
You are walking down the street and you see a pretty girl. You make a move and approach her. She is so sweet and cool and you guys start chatting , for there she agrees to go out with you . You take her out maybe once or twice and spend some money...

After doing all the shakara in the world, she agrees to visit and one thing leads to another.....Lo and behold your expensive air freshener becomes a "learner" and the stench from the kitty can make someone turn in the grave. The pant is even torn ( who knows if it the smell from the kitty that caused it).

Nobody wants a smelly kitty ... it Will be nice if you pigs try and take your hygiene seriously .

Take the advice seriously so that you do not become a bachelorette till 70, and to avoid stories that touch if you are lucky enough to find someone.

Meanwhile mouth odour happens to both sexes so include your fellow women in your loop sided advice

Ciao


grin bad guy
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by IamD18: 5:15pm On Nov 21, 2018
makydebbie:
This statement means you fvck or roll with dirty guys or do you perceive a guys balls by walking down the street? undecided



Anyways, I hope this op knows mouth odor is not peculiar to guys alone. This is a myopic thread.
Lmao grin

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by OkpaAkuEriEri(m): 5:24pm On Nov 21, 2018
Afonja Muslim girls is d worst.
Dia mouth smell
Dia Toto smell
Even d food DAT dem cook 4 person also smelt.

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Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by OkpaAkuEriEri(m): 5:25pm On Nov 21, 2018
makydebbie:
This statement means you fvck or roll with dirty guys or do you perceive a guys balls by walking down the street? undecided



Anyways, I hope this op knows mouth odor is not peculiar to guys alone. This is a myopic thread.
u 2 lyk 2 talk about fork
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Nobody: 5:31pm On Nov 21, 2018
Mikkylounge:


I had a very close friend that had mouth odor back in our university days. I called aside one day and gently told him what to do; he bought mouth wash and used it alongside his toothpaste and some weeks later he told me that it had cleared.
Fast forward years later, I had this girlfriend i really liked that had mouth odor. I just bought some breath mints and gave her a pack to use, she was glad and i never noticed an unpleasant breath from her. My point is, it happens to both men and women. Good one Funmi, i just wish you had balanced it a little bit more
it happens more with guyz cos girls are trained to be more breath conscious. That is why some chew gum
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Nobody: 5:35pm On Nov 21, 2018
cooluzi:
not every guy sha.... what about you do you always shave down there
you gotta pay to find out hon.
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Mikkylounge: 5:35pm On Nov 21, 2018
highqueen:

Lwkmh!!!

Q lets chat backdoor, you've got mail
Re: Dear Guys: On The Issue Of Hygiene. by Nobody: 5:37pm On Nov 21, 2018
makydebbie:
This statement means you fvck or roll with dirty guys or do you perceive a guys balls by walking down the street? undecided



Anyways, I hope this op knows mouth odor is not peculiar to guys alone. This is a myopic thread.
it's the Ghanian school teacher. I am quite surprised you do not know the difference between an educative and a myopic thread. So disappointing.

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