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greatnaija01:
you must come to village to appease the gordz for xmas....
they are demanding the following

a one eyed housefly
a virgin lizard
the first sperm of a male mosquito
unripe pawpaw shaped like banana
and
the milk teeth of president buhari when he was a child.


IF YOU DO NOT DELIVER IT WITHIN 7 DAYS.... nepa will take light in your area during xmas.

Ahh. Pls tender justice with mercy na

Lol, light is not stable in my area . So, it won't be a biggie

[quote author=apholaryn post=73729946][/quote] Don't mind me oh.

Just kidding

ha.... NEPA must do well o. else I will tie father Christmas to the pole. he won't be able to return to NORTH POLE.

Wuraola01:
Ahh. Pls tender justice with mercy na

Lol, light is not stable in my area . So, it won't be a biggie

greatnaija01:
ha.... NEPA must do well o. else I will tie father Christmas to the pole. he won't be able to return to NORTH POLE.

Lol.

MannieA:
wait...this issue is kinda intricate...
but first lemme start with my experience...
I used to date this guy...he told me everything,his plans..his projects and even showed me his bank account balance most times... I guessed he trusted me.. but then again we were dating...so sure he liked me..another is my bestie..he tells me everything... he is fond of me... he can't go one day without telling me wat he does.....I dunno if he likes me..as in emotional aspect ..I'm not sure he does... so I gave these two stories because he can either like you or just feel safe telling you things...when person feels safe with a particular person...they tend to tell you everything...
so.. I suggest u take wat greatnaija said and put him on a test... to find out his feelings..
another issue is you not being ready for a relationship tho...do you like him?? and why aren't you ready for another relationship coz..I suggest if you don't like him... you should just withdraw a little bit.. don't always make urself available.. it will hurt him tho sha...
and...it's always the guy who can determine if you pple are dating or not.. if the guy doesn't approve.. DAT means there is no relationship

Guy shows you his bank account.
Guy shows me his project.

Madame, happy married life. Biko when are we coming to eat Rice.

Oh wait, you used to date the Guyyyyy.

HAhahahahahaha

Sorry I just had to laugh, its not you I'm laughing at but the way I read the story. From bottom to top

truthsayer009:
Guy shows you his bank account.
Guy shows me his project.

Madame, happy married life. Biko when are we coming to eat Rice.

Oh wait, you used to date the Guyyyyy.

HAhahahahahaha

Sorry I just had to laugh, its not you I'm laughing at but the way I read the story. From bottom to top

I don't understand.
What's the meaning of this tho?

Wuraola01:
Yeah. I'm so torn
In between indecision.
And scared of myself too

Confusion everywhere, are you in or out? I wanf I dont want? You are confusing us here na biko

You just cant understand women and their indecisiveness, a man knows whether he wants to only sleep with you or take you the whole mile just from the first hello.

Why arent women like that na?

Mursz:
Confusion everywhere, are you in or out? I wanf I dont want? You are confusing us here na biko

You just cant understand women and their indecisiveness, a man knows whether he wants to only sleep with you or take you the whole mile just from the first hello.

Why arent women like that na?

Lol. I dunno

Guess I'm out. Confusing you? Lol

Wuraola01:
Lol. I dunno

Guess I'm out. Confusing you? Lol

Why the sudden out? a few moments ago you were torn inbetween.

See ehn there are no rules to relationships, forgot all those things you read in books, it really comes to knot in the real world.

If you have feelings for him and you think he’s holding back, oga just call him and ask him as i quote.

“ Oga what do you want?” Simple, straight forward and precise. Remember to include the “Oga” it emphasizes the seriousness of the question. For someone who is already spilling without being asked, if you ask him this one ehn , his mouth will just be running like tap.

Make your decisions from then. How hard can all this things be na biko? And yes you are confusing my brain... lol

Mursz:
Why the sudden out? a few moments ago you were torn inbetween.

See ehn there are no rules to relationships, forgot all those things you read in books, it really comes to knot in the real world.

If you have feelings for him and you think he’s holding back, oga just call him and ask him as i quote.

“ what do you want?” Simple, straight forward and precise. For someone who is already spilling without being asked, if you ask him this one ehn , his mouth will just be running like tap.

Make your decisions from then. How hard can all this things be na biko?

Alright. Thank you

Wuraola01:
Alright. Thank you

You welcome, i hope this helps.

Dont let me come back here and read this your confusion something again o! ... lol

Mursz:
You welcome, i hope this helps.

Dont let me come back here and read this your confusion something again o! ... lol

Yeah, it helped.


Okay sir

greatnaija01:
thanks for the MENTION.... now lets address this with some wisdom sprinkled here and there.

FIRST, understand that most intelligent guys love to have friends who are LOGICAL.... and I'd say you fit that profile.... BUT over time "just friends" become STRONG FEELINGS.... so whats the solution... RUN YOUR TESTs on him.

FIRST TEST.... ask him for candid advice about a guy you are interested in dating and how the guy has been disturbing you for an answer... let him know you plan to say yes but you do not want to sound desperate..... BOOM!!!!! do not listen to whatever he says... JUST WATCH HIS REACTIONS FROM THEN ON. He may change towards you SLOWLY or DRASTICALLY.

SECOND TEST..... wear a RING... then when he asks you tell him you just started dating some nice guy.... HIS REACTION WILL BE PRICELESS.... then you will now tell him how some other guy you met on facebook got angry that you are now in a relationship but he had been a friend without being MAN ENOUGH to tell you his true intent so he lost.... i HOPE YOU GET?

THIRD simply never include him in your own plans and see how he reacts in the long run.... then let him know you love people who are straight forward and you are not interested in any relationship right now.

FOURTH (my best).. download an app for FAKE CALLS and set the time of call and the NAME OF CALLER to HUBBY/LOVER/SHUGA/MY WORLD.... and ensure he is with your phone at the SET TIME and let it ring in his hands.... then you watch his reactions when it rings.... IF HE PICKS then JEALOUSY has been born... IF HE GIVES YOU THE PHONE... PICK IT AND TALK ROMANTICALLY AND SAY OUT LOUD THAT YOU ARE WITH A "FRIEND" then walk away to discuss and laugh.... JUST 5 MINS is enough for him to get the message.


IF THESE FOUR METHODS DO NOT SMOKE OUT THE RABBIT meaning expose his hidden logical intentions then he is DEEP and you should RUN... but if it does, then watch if he will still be a friend after knowing you are in a "RELATIONSHIP" and if he maintains the friendship.... without budging... HE IS A KEEPER.


errrm Wuraola01 DO NOT APPLY THIS FOR ME O... else I will block you on whatsapp for 9 months then join MFM for your matter

These nonsense test is for what purpose exactly ? The op never mentioned that the guy is playing her.

She even said she do not like him and don't want to date him.......

kazyhm:
These nonsense test is for what purpose exactly ? The op never mentioned that the guy is playing her.

She even said she do not like him and don't want to date him.......

I never said I don't like him

Wuraola01:
I never said I don't like him

You're sitting on the fence.

Would you like to date him because that suggested test will not help at all. In fact you might not like the outcome


If you like and and think dating him is good for you, just play along and stop waiting for him asking you out. He tells you his plan, tell him yours too. He calls you, call him too. He will found you friendship very unique and love it


The love you will feel is out of this world. He will become mumu for you. And if you're not confuse like those slayqueen. Very soon you will find your purpose in the relationship and before you know it, you're married

greatnaija01:
thanks for the MENTION.... now lets address this with some wisdom sprinkled here and there.

FIRST, understand that most intelligent guys love to have friends who are LOGICAL.... and I'd say you fit that profile.... BUT over time "just friends" become STRONG FEELINGS.... so whats the solution... RUN YOUR TESTs on him.

FIRST TEST.... ask him for candid advice about a guy you are interested in dating and how the guy has been disturbing you for an answer... let him know you plan to say yes but you do not want to sound desperate..... BOOM!!!!! do not listen to whatever he says... JUST WATCH HIS REACTIONS FROM THEN ON. He may change towards you SLOWLY or DRASTICALLY.

SECOND TEST..... wear a RING... then when he asks you tell him you just started dating some nice guy.... HIS REACTION WILL BE PRICELESS.... then you will now tell him how some other guy you met on facebook got angry that you are now in a relationship but he had been a friend without being MAN ENOUGH to tell you his true intent so he lost.... i HOPE YOU GET?

THIRD simply never include him in your own plans and see how he reacts in the long run.... then let him know you love people who are straight forward and you are not interested in any relationship right now.

FOURTH (my best).. download an app for FAKE CALLS and set the time of call and the NAME OF CALLER to HUBBY/LOVER/SHUGA/MY WORLD.... and ensure he is with your phone at the SET TIME and let it ring in his hands.... then you watch his reactions when it rings.... IF HE PICKS then JEALOUSY has been born... IF HE GIVES YOU THE PHONE... PICK IT AND TALK ROMANTICALLY AND SAY OUT LOUD THAT YOU ARE WITH A "FRIEND" then walk away to discuss and laugh.... JUST 5 MINS is enough for him to get the message.


IF THESE FOUR METHODS DO NOT SMOKE OUT THE RABBIT meaning expose his hidden logical intentions then he is DEEP and you should RUN... but if it does, then watch if he will still be a friend after knowing you are in a "RELATIONSHIP" and if he maintains the friendship.... without budging... HE IS A KEEPER.


errrm Wuraola01 DO NOT APPLY THIS FOR ME O... else I will block you on whatsapp for 9 months then join MFM for your matter

very very immature.
I SAY TELL HIM POINT BLANK.
Why are people so manipulative nowadays?
What happened to bn blunt and open?

kazyhm:
You're sitting on the fence.

Would you like to date him because that suggested test will not help at all. In fact you might not like the outcome

No cos I aint ready to.

Wuraola01:
No cos I aint ready to.

I have modified my initial post. I hope it will be helpful

kazyhm:
You're sitting on the fence.

Would you like to date him because that suggested test will not help at all. In fact you might not like the outcome


If you like and and think dating him is good for you, just play along and stop waiting for him asking you out. He tells you his plan, tell him yours too. He calls you, call him too. He will found you friendship very unique and love it


The love you will feel is out of this world. He will become mumu for you. And if you're not confuse like those slayqueen. Very soon you will find your purpose in the relationship and before you know it, you're married

Hmm. Nice

Thank you very much. Would do as you said

greatnaija01:
thanks for the MENTION.... now lets address this with some wisdom sprinkled here and there.

FIRST, understand that most intelligent guys love to have friends who are LOGICAL.... and I'd say you fit that profile.... BUT over time "just friends" become STRONG FEELINGS.... so whats the solution... RUN YOUR TESTs on him.

FIRST TEST.... ask him for candid advice about a guy you are interested in dating and how the guy has been disturbing you for an answer... let him know you plan to say yes but you do not want to sound desperate..... BOOM!!!!! do not listen to whatever he says... JUST WATCH HIS REACTIONS FROM THEN ON. He may change towards you SLOWLY or DRASTICALLY.

SECOND TEST..... wear a RING... then when he asks you tell him you just started dating some nice guy.... HIS REACTION WILL BE PRICELESS.... then you will now tell him how some other guy you met on facebook got angry that you are now in a relationship but he had been a friend without being MAN ENOUGH to tell you his true intent so he lost.... i HOPE YOU GET?

THIRD simply never include him in your own plans and see how he reacts in the long run.... then let him know you love people who are straight forward and you are not interested in any relationship right now.

FOURTH (my best).. download an app for FAKE CALLS and set the time of call and the NAME OF CALLER to HUBBY/LOVER/SHUGA/MY WORLD.... and ensure he is with your phone at the SET TIME and let it ring in his hands.... then you watch his reactions when it rings.... IF HE PICKS then JEALOUSY has been born... IF HE GIVES YOU THE PHONE... PICK IT AND TALK ROMANTICALLY AND SAY OUT LOUD THAT YOU ARE WITH A "FRIEND" then walk away to discuss and laugh.... JUST 5 MINS is enough for him to get the message.


IF THESE FOUR METHODS DO NOT SMOKE OUT THE RABBIT meaning expose his hidden logical intentions then he is DEEP and you should RUN... but if it does, then watch if he will still be a friend after knowing you are in a "RELATIONSHIP" and if he maintains the friendship.... without budging... HE IS A KEEPER.


errrm Wuraola01 DO NOT APPLY THIS FOR ME O... else I will block you on whatsapp for 9 months then join MFM for your matter

Wuraola01 this guy said my mind, I don't think I have to give an advice again.

Rextizzle:
Wuraola01 this guy said my mind, I don't think I have to give an advice again.

Lol.

Thanks. Tho you came late

Wuraola01:
Lol.

Thanks. Tho you came late

Don't mind me jare, I was busy offline.

Rextizzle:
Don't mind me jare, I was busy offline.

Alright oh .

brotherly am loyal o... thanks
am just doing my bit to ease the BUHARI-JUBRIL tension online o

Rextizzle:
Wuraola01 this guy said my mind, I don't think I have to give an advice again.

Bros you too much, thanks o... I have the same questions on my mind

pedrilo:
very very immature.
I SAY TELL HIM POINT BLANK.
Why are people so manipulative nowadays?
What happened to bn blunt and open?

baba, SEE THE GIRL DOES NOT LIKE THE GUY FOR DATING but she likes him for friendship and whats it to remain that way.... in order to help him she needs these tests because some guys can waste their destinies as FRIENDS even if the girl has given TRAFFIC LIGHT signals.... then when the girl gets into a proper relationship... they will be forming HURT.... she has to do her tests o so she can know how to let the guy down easy... abi what do u think?

kazyhm:
These nonsense test is for what purpose exactly ? The op never mentioned that the guy is playing her.

She even said she do not like him and don't want to date him.......

greatnaija01:
brotherly am loyal o... thanks am just doing my bit to ease the BUHARI-JUBRIL tension online o

Lol

Wuraola01:
Alright oh .

Have a nice day.

Rextizzle:
Have a nice day.

You too

SweetBuns:
You've friend zoned him girl. I've been there before.
You just have to slowly back away. He will try to take it to the next level

lmfao at this comment..take it to d next level?what makes you think it's not the other way round.. we guys can also have an ordinary female friend that satisfy us emotionally,without being the gf..most of us actually prefer that now,..we guys also friend zone on a low key..

vladhillz:
lmfao at this comment..take it to d next level?what makes you think it's not the other way round.. we guys can also have an ordinary female friend that satisfy us emotionally,without being the gf..most of us actually prefer that now,..we guys also friend zone on a low key..

Ehen ehn. So it isn't only girls that friend zone?
Just that yours is done on a low key ?