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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 8:31pm On Dec 06, 2018 |
DaimlerBen:I know only 25 letters of the English Alphabet. I don't know y. 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:50pm On Dec 16, 2018 |
I want to teach young ladies how to play this kind of guitar for free... Yea "no strings attached" #essehbookofpuns 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:58am On Dec 19, 2018 |
... Its been ages.. 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Wadewaltz(m): 10:02am On Dec 19, 2018 |
Test me and receive ur scoresheet,I rather write dan be written off 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 2:41pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
Am gonna kill you at a certain time... now thats what i call a deadline 6 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 2:44pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
Amarachi agreed to go out with me after i gave her a bottle of tonic water.. mehn, i schwepped her off her feet! 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 2:47pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
The trial has ended for my cousin for credit card fraud. He was guilty as CHARGED. Get it? 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 2:48pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
My girlfriend is like my Bank Account.She has very little interest! 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 2:50pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
I am so BROKE... even my POSTURE is poor!. get it? 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 2:52pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
When an astronaut gets hit on the head, i bet he really sees STARS. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 2:55pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
Somebody told me that sex is all in the mind. Well, ladies, i want to tell you all that my brain is 13 inches long. 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 3:00pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
My friend told me he was attacked by a 5 ton cow. I told him that was a lot of bull. 6 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 3:01pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
I tried to borrow money from a dwarf before but he didnt have any. He was kinda short! 5 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 3:04pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
My foot was injured at the mattress factory. Now i have got a spring in my step 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 3:06pm On Dec 20, 2018 |
Time is relative. Thats why i call him 'Uncle Time'. Get it? 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by KingzleyTLB(m): 5:46pm On Dec 21, 2018 |
my love for pun?double of my love for porn..... 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by KingzleyTLB(m): 5:54pm On Dec 21, 2018 |
the armed robbers had the stolen money tied with rubber bands.... 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Clashy(m): 6:16pm On Dec 23, 2018 |
Ramirez was Bowling in the Ball Court and was like;let me Rest here.not knowing SquaRez would Squeeze the Ball into the net and not convicted in the Ball Court. 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 7:43pm On Dec 26, 2018 |
Offset keeps pestering that "Bodak yellow" rapper, the guy will not just let 'cardi be' 5 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Vulcanheph(m): 12:33pm On Dec 27, 2018 |
QUESTION :What does a fish say when it hits it's head on a wall. ANSWER: dam it.!!! 4 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:42pm On Dec 31, 2018 |
Una don See the kyn bear-bear wey "jim carey"? 8 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:57am On Jan 01, 2019 |
"What do you do on the internet?" "Eyebrows" 1 Like
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 4:20pm On Jan 01, 2019 |
Burnavick: "What do you browse?" "Educational stuff." "Are you sure?" "What else? You think eye watch pun?" "Who nose?" 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by KingzleyTLB(m): 3:52pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
I'ld like to work in a phone company... should iPhone apple 2 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Webbiey(f): 5:32pm On Jan 02, 2019 |
� nice thread! You guys are wow!.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:25pm On Jan 05, 2019 |
Me: I'll have a whiskey Girl next to me: It's on me Me: I can see it on d shelf there,... No need to lie about it 3 Likes |
Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:13am On Jan 09, 2019 |
Pun intended 2 Likes
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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:17am On Jan 09, 2019 |
DaimlerBen: Now that i know ur secret, I'm a li2 bit of a pun watcher too... I'm not gonna tell anyone ur secret 3 Likes
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