Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! - Literature (62)

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by illicit(m): 8:31pm On Dec 06, 2018

DaimlerBen:
I'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, I don't know y.

I know only 25 letters of the English Alphabet. I don't know y.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:50pm On Dec 16, 2018*

I want to teach young ladies how to play this kind of guitar for free... Yea "no strings attached" #essehbookofpuns

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Blackeard(m): 9:58am On Dec 19, 2018

... Its been ages..

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Wadewaltz(m): 10:02am On Dec 19, 2018

Test me and receive ur scoresheet,I rather write dan be written off

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 2:41pm On Dec 20, 2018

Am gonna kill you at a certain time... now thats what i call a deadline

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 2:44pm On Dec 20, 2018

Amarachi agreed to go out with me after i gave her a bottle of tonic water.. mehn, i schwepped her off her feet!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 2:47pm On Dec 20, 2018

The trial has ended for my cousin for credit card fraud. He was guilty as CHARGED. Get it?

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 2:48pm On Dec 20, 2018

My girlfriend is like my Bank Account.She has very little interest!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 2:50pm On Dec 20, 2018

I am so BROKE... even my POSTURE is poor!. get it?

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 2:52pm On Dec 20, 2018

When an astronaut gets hit on the head, i bet he really sees STARS.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 2:55pm On Dec 20, 2018

Somebody told me that sex is all in the mind. Well, ladies, i want to tell you all that my brain is 13 inches long.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 3:00pm On Dec 20, 2018

My friend told me he was attacked by a 5 ton cow. I told him that was a lot of bull.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 3:01pm On Dec 20, 2018

I tried to borrow money from a dwarf before but he didnt have any. He was kinda short!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 3:04pm On Dec 20, 2018

My foot was injured at the mattress factory. Now i have got a spring in my step

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by TIKAMBABA1(m): 3:06pm On Dec 20, 2018

Time is relative. Thats why i call him 'Uncle Time'. Get it?

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by KingzleyTLB(m): 5:46pm On Dec 21, 2018

my love for pun?double of my love for porn.....

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by KingzleyTLB(m): 5:54pm On Dec 21, 2018

the armed robbers had the stolen money tied with rubber bands....

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Clashy(m): 6:16pm On Dec 23, 2018

Ramirez was Bowling in the Ball Court and was like;let me Rest here.not knowing SquaRez would Squeeze the Ball into the net and not convicted in the Ball Court.

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 7:43pm On Dec 26, 2018

Offset keeps pestering that "Bodak yellow" rapper, the guy will not just let 'cardi be'

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Vulcanheph(m): 12:33pm On Dec 27, 2018

QUESTION :What does a fish say when it hits it's head on a wall.
ANSWER: dam it.!!!

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by novakane(m): 5:42pm On Dec 31, 2018

Una don See the kyn bear-bear wey "jim carey"?

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 10:57am On Jan 01, 2019

"What do you do on the internet?"

"Eyebrows"

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by DaimlerBen(m): 4:20pm On Jan 01, 2019*

Burnavick:
"What do you do on the internet?"

"Eyebrows"

"What do you browse?"
"Educational stuff."
"Are you sure?"
"What else? You think eye watch pun?"
"Who nose?"

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by KingzleyTLB(m): 3:52pm On Jan 02, 2019

I'ld like to work in a phone company... should iPhone apple huh

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Webbiey(f): 5:32pm On Jan 02, 2019

� nice thread! You guys are wow!..

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 12:25pm On Jan 05, 2019

Me: I'll have a whiskey

Girl next to me: It's on me

Me: I can see it on d shelf there,... No need to lie about it

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:13am On Jan 09, 2019

Pun intended

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Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Burnavick(m): 1:17am On Jan 09, 2019

DaimlerBen:
"What do you browse?"
"Educational stuff."
"Are you sure?"
"What else? You think I watch pun?"
"Who nose?"

Now that i know ur secret, I'm a li2 bit of a pun watcher too... I'm not gonna tell anyone ur secret

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